Teaser Tuesday Time

“All is Well Officer Kitty – it’s going to be strange to be patrolling a fish when we get the new school isn’t it!”

HAVE YOU COMMENTED YET?

“Good Morning Students!   The new school is well underway but until the fish is ready, we’ll be in our old school classroom figuring out TEASERS!”

“We ARE curious to see what it’s like studying inside a fish……”

We’re wondering if Miss Dingleberry will have more FISH items on the cafeteria menu when we move………….in the meantime let’s show rules for Teaser AND the badges on offer shall we??

We need to let you know that today’s Teaser is from the Graphics Department.    You know she they don’t usually give you all super hard ones so you don’t have to DREAD seeing the photo for today.

“Dread?  We don’t dread….we’re up for anything!”

“Speak for yourself buddy…..I dread all kinds of things…..empty baby bottles, peas, baths……!!!”

Alright everyone let’s get down to business shall we????    Our Photo Security Guard is bringing in the Teaser photo for today so clean your glasses and get ready to study!

“I wear contacts and they’re already clean thank you very much!!!!”

Reporting for duty Professors…..Here’s the photo!

OK gang – where the heck is this???

While you’re agonizing over it, what say we get the Cheer Girls to cheer you up – after all that’s their job right?    By the way, please don’t laugh when you see their new uniforms.   They tried on their new cheer costumes today.    Let’s just say they said they’d require extra beer to wear these things.

You’ve got to be kidding is all we can say
You don’t REALLY expect us to dress this way!?
Instead of pom poms we wave our fins?
We must be paying now for all our sins!
The biggest insult is the shark head hats
Is this any way to treat your cheerleader cats?
We hope you students enjoy school in a fish
Different uniforms would be our wish!

Now girls – I’m sure everyone agrees with me that you look adorable.   And you can still cheer – it might be tricky keeping your sharks in place but otherwise you’ll do just fine!

Students I think we’d better hurry off to the cafeteria now…………..our Cheer Team is a tad “miffed” and we probably should let them spend some time enjoying their fish tank hot tub!

Lunch is ready students!   We have fish on the menu in case you want to get used to it!

On The Menu Today:

Grouper Francaise

Fried Fish Platter (clams, crab, fish)

Fried onion rings!

Asparagus/cheese quiche

Irish Pub Steak

Oven Swiss Steak with Gravy

Vegetable Egg Rolls

Oven roasted mixed vegetables

Loaded Sweet Potato Casserole

Baked potato

German feast

Bacon Carbonara Pizza

Veggie Pizza

Hot Dog, Baked Beans and Deviled Eggs

Bacon Cheese Burger

Ham and cheese deluxe with fries

Crunchy fries

Chocolate peanut butter cup pie

Eclair Cake

Irish Mint Cake

Key lime pie

Fruit Smoothies

Banana Berry Smoothie

Irish Mint Milkshake

Parrot Buffet

See you all tomorrow for the TELL ALL Class!!!   Good Luck   

Your Professors