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Thankful and Thoroughly Poetic Thursday!

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It’s Double Post Day Again!

One blog post for two occasions………Brian’s Thankful Thursday and my very own Thoroughly Poetic Thursday.    So let the fun begin………..first with Brian’s Thankful Thursday – the badge below will whisk you away to his blog if you’d like to join up with this blog hop and talk about what you are THANKFUL for…….I’m thankful that even though my little brother Teddy is slowly taking over the reins of what used to be “my” blog, and some of “my” duties like KING OF BACON – I can still not be jealous but instead be PROUD of him for carrying on the traditions that I started.   Teddy is a super sweet kitty and he wears his “GINGER” very well if I do say so myself!

Part Two of today’s post is my poem of the week……………!

My words are in RED    Teddy’s words are in BLUE

 We are up to the letter “N” of the alphabet slowly working our way to Z !  You can join in by putting your blog link with your poem in my comments to share OR just write your poem in my comments and we’ll all read it here! 

“N”

NEVER

By Angel Sammy Kimmell, 3/16/17

“Never say never” is a saying I like

Learning to be hopeful is like riding a bike

There are bumps in the road and you might take a fall

But at the end of your ride, it will be worth it all.

If you feel like it’s “never” then you might as well give up

You must believe in HALF FULL not HALF EMPTY for your cup

Hope is the oil that keeps all things on track

In our hearts, in our minds, we just shouldn’t look back

For thinking “NEVER” means that you won’t even try

You won’t look beyond the clouds at the beautiful blue sky…..

So never say never…..keep a smile on your face

You might pull out in front and WIN your life’s race!

Hey Sammy, that was a swell poem!   I promise I will NEVER say NEVER!   But I do want to remind our blog friends that this Saturday we will have more information on the upcoming BACON HARVEST PARTY………..details and some “photo op” shots that those of you who want to pawticipate in the party can use to put yourself in the action!   You’ll see what I mean Saturday so STAY TUNED.    We’re going to have a fabulous time!   How could it NOT be fabulous – the Ginger Boys are at the helm of the GOOD SHIP BACONIA!

Oui, Oui, Mon frere Teddy…..we will have fun at the pawty

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I thank everyone for joining us today for our DOUBLE POST Thursday! 

Bonjour mon amis!   

Love, Angel Sammy

Pre-Tease Monday

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Oh boy!  Time for Class!

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Here we are on a Monday – getting ready for a Tuesday – which will lead to a Wednesday and it ALL has to do with Teaser!!

This week we have a GUEST TEASER………yep – we know you always have a big SIGH when I say Guest Teaser but this week’s you might like – I think it COULD be an easy one so maybe that will cheer you all up a bit?????

Tomorrow’s post will be live at a surprise time don’t forget – it’s NOT the usual time – that’s so we can catch you off guard and it makes being the FIRST COMMENTER that much more fun.   If you do happen to be the FIRST to comment on tomorrow’s post you will get a special badge from me….you know you want it!   Be ALERT.

Sarge, did you have anything to tell the students about preparing for tomorrow????

YES! GO TO THE BATHROOM BEFORE YOU ARRIVE IN CLASS SO YOU DON'T DISRUPT THINGS LIKE "YOU KNOW WHO" DOES! GOT IT? GOOD!

YES! GO TO THE BATHROOM BEFORE YOU ARRIVE IN CLASS SO YOU DON’T DISRUPT THINGS LIKE “YOU KNOW WHO” DOES! GOT IT? GOOD!

Uhoh…….I hope little Bobby doesn’t get too upset……oh wait – I don’t see Bobby in class………..does anyone know where Bobby is today?

"I do Professor Angel Sammy. Tommy is in the Nurse's Office getting a bandaid for an owie he got on the playground."

“I do Professor Angel Sammy. Bobby is in the Nurse’s Office getting a bandaid for an owie he got on the playground.”

Thank you for that information Sylvia.   Purrrhaps Bobby will be able to join us before we dismiss class today…….ANYWAY, as I was saying, we have prizes to give out tomorrow to the FIRST RIGHT GUESSER, all others who are RIGHT GUESSERS, and of course those who are epic failures at guessing – they will get a GREENIE!     Here’s the lineup of goodies:

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Now let’s see if Suzie is back to cheer everybody on!   Suzie?    We certainly missed you last week although your substitute did a valiant job of trying to fill-in for you.

Achoo Achoo Achoo I had a cold in my head it's true My head was full of goo My nose dripped on my shoe I've got plenty of germs boo hoo So lemme KISS all of you! Oooooey gooooey germs Are better than a pie full of worms! Ra Ra ROOOOOOO Here comes the FLU!

Achoo Achoo Achoo
I had a cold in my head it’s true
My head was full of goo
My nose dripped on my shoe
I’ve got plenty of germs boo hoo
So lemme KISS all of you!
Oooooey gooooey germs
Are better than a pie full of worms!
Ra Ra ROOOOOOO
Here comes the FLU!

Well Suzie, now I’m not so sure we really MISSED you all that much – if you’re still sick with a cold please do NOT kiss everyone and please do NOT leave your dirty Kleenexes all over the classroom!

NEVER A DULL MOMENT IN GEOGRAPHY CLASS!

So, I’ll see you back here tomorrow Class……………..hopefully you can all escape the clutches of Suzie and Bobby will be back in his desk after spending a ridiculous amount of time getting a bandaid put on a boo boo.

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Angel Professor Sammy and Assistant Prof Ted

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P.S.  Don’t forget, we’ll have a little birthday party for Teddy tomorrow too here in class – he turned ONE on Saturday!

Teddy’s First Birthday

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HAPPY FIRST BIRTHDAY

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I can hardly believe that this little guy is turning ONE today but he is…….and it’s HIS day to shine.    He’s brought so much fun and joy to our house and I find that I no longer have to ask for day passes from the Bridge just to stop by to cheer up our parents all the time – they have Teddy to do that now.   

So let’s stop talking and PARTY – OK?   How about some music?

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Feel free to  kick up your heels (oops I mean paws) and dance! 

OR maybe you would like to have something to eat – we have a “loaded” buffet – purrrlease have your fill……

HELP!!!!!!! I can't get UP!!!!

HELP!!!!!!! I can’t get UP!!!!

Oh boy! Seafood!

Oh boy! Seafood!

Fresh sushi......

Fresh sushi……

Roast beast.......

Roast beast…….

Meatloaf with Bacon and BBQ Sauce!

Meatloaf with Bacon and BBQ Sauce!

Ribs, cole slaw, the works!

Ribs, cole slaw, the works!

Oh yeah! BURD!

Oh yeah! BURD!

Dessert bar with everything you can imagine!

Dessert bar with everything you can imagine!

Oh baby!!!

Oh baby!!!

A fully equipped bar – step right up and order what you like!!!!

There's always one who doesn't know when to stop! HAHA

There’s always one who doesn’t know when to stop! HAHA

OR fruit juices of ALL flavors!

OR fruit juices of ALL flavors!

Turning one is a big deal…..and Teddy will probably party it up and need a nap soon – you might too so feel free to park your tushie on one of the many sleepy spots we have for those “dozing off” moments you get when you EAT, DRINK and be MERRY too much!

Yep - it happens to the best of us!

Yep – it happens to the best of us!

uhhuh.....we know how you feel!

uhhuh…..we know how you feel!

BED2 BED6 BED7 BED4

If you need a ride home – we can do that!  

Yep - I'll be happy to drive you.......

Yep – I’ll be happy to drive you…….

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Thank you friends for coming to my very FIRST Birthday Party!   I’ve had so much fun but I am POOPED!   (YAWN)  I hope you had fun…..I sure did!    Thanks to my big Angel Brother Sammy for my pawty – I will NEVER forget it – EVER

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zzzzzzz…….

Love, Angel Sammy and Big Boy Teddy

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I got some birthday cards!  Thank you!

From Miss Pix!!

From Miss Pix!!

From Pipo, Minko, Mr. Jack Freckles!

From Pipo, Minko, Mr. Jack Freckles!

From Kitties Blue!

From Kitties Blue!

 

From Da Phenny!

From Da Phenny!

From Gracie, Anya and Miss Stephanie!

From Gracie, Anya and Miss Stephanie!

Another one from Gracie, Anya and Miss Stephanie!

Another one from Gracie, Anya and Miss Stephanie!

From Raz and Allie!

From Raz and Allie!

Pre-Tease Monday

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What Time Is It Class????

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Well done!  I’m proud of you!

Happy Monday and today we will get ourselves fired up for tomorrow’s BIG TEST – the Tuesday Teaser of the week.   It is NOT a Guest Teaser this week either………..and I’m not going to give you any hints.  You’re on your own kids.   Now for some reminders:

  1. First person to COMMENT on tomorrow’s blog wins a badge for being FIRST COMMENTER……….
  2. When you make a guess as to where the photo was taken, you MUST (absolutely MUST) tell me what CITY,VILLAGE or TOWN as well as what STATE (if USA) or COUNTRY (if not USA) the photo was taken.   You can’t just say the name of a country – that’s not specific enough – GOT IT????
  3. If you are the FIRST to guess correctly, my Mom usually will send you an email to let you know then you must not give it away to the other Teaser peeps who are stopping by to guess OK?   It takes the fun away from them if you say “I GOT IT RIGHT” – let them have fun figuring it out too!
  4. The are badges for FIRST RIGHT GUESSER, RIGHT GUESSER, and of course THE GREENIE for incorrect guesses.

GOT IT????   GOOD!

Now, what do you say we bring Suzie in for a rousing cheer to get you in the mood??!!

Professor Sammy??? I hafta use the restroom Sir.....

Professor Sammy??? I hafta use the restroom Sir…..

Bobby you can be excused but hurry back because I know you don’t want to miss Suzie doing her THING!    Go on……………Sarge will escort you.

MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT!!!!!!! Let's go.....

MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT!!!!!!! Let’s go…..

Professor Sammy??? All of a sudden I don't hafta go anymore.....(gulp)....

Professor Sammy??? All of a sudden I don’t hafta go anymore…..(gulp)….

OK – fine – I can’t blame you………………now – Suzie??????????????????

COME ON IN SUZIE!

COME ON IN SUZIE!

Good old Sarge He gives class a charge He's sometimes a bit grumpy Keeps us straight and never slumpy Bobby is just a kid Who keeps lifting the toilet lid! Me I'm cute and sassy If I eat beans I get kinda gassy The Prof has a new little bro Who I'd like to get to know! I'll send a note to Teddy To tell him I am READY! RA RA REE IT'S ALL ABOUT ME!

Good old Sarge
He gives class a charge
He’s sometimes a bit grumpy
Keeps us straight and never slumpy
Bobby is just a kid
Who keeps lifting the toilet lid!
Me I’m cute and sassy
If I eat beans I get kinda gassy
The Prof has a new little bro
Who I’d like to get to know!
I’ll send a note to Teddy
To tell him I am READY!
RA RA REE
IT’S ALL ABOUT ME!

Thanks Suzie but I have to tell you that my little brother is OFF LIMITS……………he’s not even lived at my house for three weeks and already you’ve “got designs” on  him!!!   Seriously though, Teddy will turn one year old in a week so we’ll plan a little tiny party for him the week of his birthday OK?   Just cake and fruit juice purrhaps.   Teddy – what do you say?   You’ve been at the back of the classroom observing today – do you want to say anything?

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Thanks Big Bro but I’ll just keep observing!

Alright then, I think we can safely excuse class for the rest of the day – but you’d all better show up tomorrow for the Teaser………………..at an UNSPECIFIED and HIGHLY SECRET time!    Not our usual blog time!

SEE YOU TOMORROW EVERYONE AND GOOD LUCK!

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Angel Professor Sammy

Teaser Tell All

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And The Winner Is…….

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Well you have to wait a bit to find THAT out but let’s talk about the photo from yesterday itself shall we????????????

It was a GUEST TEASER photo – the GUEST was none other than Madi and here’s the photo she and her Mom sent to us to use!

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This is a view from the Mt. Roberts Tramway looking down on the beautiful city of Juneau, Alaska (while it was snowing by the way!)

Madi my dear – THIS is for you with our thanks!

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For Madi 2/22/17

Now I bet you wanna know some stuff about who won what right?    Well first of all, the FIRST COMMENTER (and there was only ONE this time around instead of a 2/3/4-way tie!) was:

Miss Csilla (kolytyi)!   CONCATULATIONS!

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Next we have our FIRST RIGHT GUESSER………………this guy was RIGHT THERE early on in the Teaser too – we were so surprised someone guessed it so quickly but then again – you never know what Leo is up to or WHEN………hahaha:

Leo (walkandpigout) !  CONCATULATIONS!

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AND there were other RIGHT GUESSERS too – all of you get this:

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AND, then we have a FEW (oh….ok….more than a FEW) of you who weren’t right and this is for you!

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EVERYONE WINS SOMETHING!  YAY!

I want to remind EVERYONE that you too can have your sixty seconds (or more accurately, 24 hours) of fame with your very OWN photo to tease the audience here at TWOSPOILEDCATS!   All you have to do is email your photo to me (in .jpg format purrrrlease) at junekimm(at)aol(dot)com !   That’s right – you might be able to fool the heck out of all the smarty-pants peeps who tune in every Tuesday!

So can I look for you in Geography Class next week?    Huh?    Can I?   Oh c’mon – you know you wanna win a badge!

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Until then………..

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Hugs, Angel Professor Sammy and….

My Baby Brother Teddy!

My Baby Brother Teddy!

P.S. Reminder…tomorrow is letter “K” for

Thoroughly Poetic Thursday!

P.S.S.    Just a little note to let you know that we have updated our “Gravatar” (the little icon you will see when we comment HERE or on YOUR blog) – it shows both Angel Sammy and Teddy….believe it or not this was a hard thing for me to do – I’ve loved seeing Sammy’s face pop up in his Gravatar but it was time to include his new brother!   This is a BIG version of what will be a tiny icon when we comment – just so you can see it:

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Tuesday Teaser Time

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Happy Tuesday!

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Good morning Class……………I hope you all enjoyed your holiday yesterday.   Today we’re going to buckle down and get back to work!   As you can see I have my baby brother Teddy with me in class today.   He is going to be our “Junior Professor” and observe how we conduct class for this special time of the week – GEOGRAPHY TESTING!

Remember please that if you are the FIRST to comment on this blog post today – (or even if you are ONE of the first within the first minute!) you will get a badge – that’s right – a special badge to proclaim that you were FAST posting today.     This is what you win:

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Better hurry up and comment and get back to class……you don’t want SARGE after you!!

MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT!!!!!!!

MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT!!!!!!!

Today we have a GUEST TEASER photo for you to take a peek at.    Sent in to class by a friend and we think it’s a DOOZY.    We hope you think so too.  You will need your thinking caps on this one.   But before we show it to you courtesy of our fabulous Special Top Secret Photo Custodian, let’s see if Suzie has anything to say (who am I kidding…..she ALWAYS has something to say!).

Rootie Tootie Too Welcome To YOU Junior Prof Teddy You look like you're ready! I'd like to be your date Maybe one day we could mate? Welcome to our class Where I like to wiggle my POM POMS! (haha I fooled you Prof)

Rootie Tootie Too
Welcome To YOU
Junior Prof Teddy
You look like you’re ready!
I’d like to be your date
Maybe one day we could mate?
Welcome to our class
Where I like to wiggle my POM POMS!
(haha I fooled you Prof)

Well thank you Suzie for firing up everyone (including me and Teddy) with your cheer today…………………………and NO MATING for our Junior Professor – he’s just a baby!    Besides, he’s had “THE SNIP”!

Before class gets out of hand, let’s bring on the………………..YES Bobby??  You have a question??

Professor Sammy what is MATING??????

Professor Sammy what is MATING??????

Bobby that’s not a subject for geography class but you might consider asking your Dad to explain that to you when you get home today OK??????????????????????

Thought I'd come in QUICKLY with the photo Professor - before things get out of hand!

Thought I’d come in QUICKLY with the photo Professor – before things get out of hand!

Thanks Mr. Silver Briefcase………………..would you please put the Teaser photo up for class to see????

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So class, WHERE do you think this photo was taken?    You have to tell me the CITY/TOWN as well as the STATE (if USA) or COUNTRY (if not in USA) or you won’t be a winner!     If you happen to be the FIRST RIGHT GUESSER today, you will win this:

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If you are RIGHT but are not FIRST to be right, you will get this:

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And last but never least, if you are WRONG, you get the world famous, fabulously sought after GREENIE!

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SO – get to work class…………figure this out………..make your guesses and let’s show everyone out there how SMART we all are!!!!

Junior Professor Teddy and I will see you back in class tomorrow for the TEASER TELL ALL where we’ll announce the winners.

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Angel Professor Sammy

AND Junior Professor Teddy

Teaser Tell All

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I’m Tellin’ !

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OK class – settle down – Professor Angel Sammy is coming down the hall……..

ATTEEEEEEEENSHUN !!

ATTEEEEEEEENSHUN !!

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Uhhh….thanks Sarge for getting class ready to begin for me!

YOU MAY ALL SIT DOWN………………now let’s get down to the nitty gritty about yesterday’s Teaser.   First up is to THANK our Guest Teaser for the fabulous photos.   Miss Annie of Animal Couriers sent this group of photos to us and we thought they were GORGEOUS…..and that they just MIGHT fool everyone……..we were wrong.    BUT we thank you Miss Annie and this is for you!!

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Here’s the photo for a last peek:

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And the second one

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This beautiful place is Casa Blava Blue House; Emporda Costa Brava Girona in province Catalonia, Cadaques, SPAIN!   Our friend Leo gave a whole lot of information too about the famous artist Salvadore Dali who was from this area!    Thanks Leo for helping out with info.

Here’s another photo Miss Annie sent showing this GORGEOUS town from the water………

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Before we tell you who got it first, I must tell you we had a TWO WAY TIE for First Commenter…………………BOTH of you get a badge!

Kolytyi (Miss Csilla) and Da Phenny !

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Our FIRST RIGHT GUESSER WAS:  Leo !!!!!  (I wonder if the fact he lives in Spain helped????)

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Then others posted and THEY knew it was Cadaques, Spain!  All of YOU get this:

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If you weren’t right – or you were clueless in class, then you STILL get the lovely GREENIE!

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I’m holding off on that “Almost Right” badge for a while until I get things figured out so it’s FAIR to award it to someone.   OK?  OK!   We may just put that on the BACK BURNER (ouch I burned my paw!).

Thanks to everyone for the warm welcome for my new little brother too – Teddy is loving living with my Mom and Dad and I’ll do a post all about him on Thursday or Friday.   Here’s an updated photo of the little booger sucking up to Dad on the couch in Mom’s office…..YES – he’s actually HOLDING on to my Dad’s arm and hand!    Also, if any of you are interested in pawticipating in the WELCOME TEDDY Blog Hop on February 19th, CLICK HERE because the LINKY is open for you to sign up!!!   Just scroll down the page past the other hops and find the TEDDY WELCOME hop!

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Those of you who do Poetic Thursdays with me know that tomorrow is the letter “J”!   A bit of a challenge!   See you here!

CLASS DISMISSED!

Until next week!

Professor Angel Sammy

Friendly Fill-Ins and Shopping!

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Yes I know – Friendly Fill-Ins and Shopping have very little to do with one another BUT we pawticipate in both of these so we’ll have TWO parts to our Friday blog!    First up will be Friendly Fill-Ins which is a blog hop co-hosted by 15andmeowing and mcguffy’sreader!   If you would like to do some filling in of your own, you can do that and link up at mcguffy’sreader.

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This week’s four sentences AND our fill-ins are below…………..this week Mom filled them in and her fill-ins are in RED!

1. I have seen 42nd Street on Broadway.
2. My Chinese zodiac sign is a PIG!

3. Celebrities lead a life that I wouldn’t want to have – I like peace and quiet! .

4. A  rainy   day is  great for daydreaming and/or reading .

Ta da!   Thanks Mom!   Next week purrrrhaps I’ll do the filling in!

Now onward with PART TWO of today’s blog…………….which is – SHOPPING AROUND THE WORLD!   This hop is hosted jointly by Fozziemum and Bacon!

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Our assignment this month was to blog about and post a recipe for “something we are known for”………………well, I’m not known for a THING other than being an Angel at the Rainbow Bridge but my Mom is going to post a recipe that she’s posted BEFORE – which is for her world-famous biscotti !!!

Mom’s Biscotti Recipe

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Mom makes biscotti using all kinds of dried fruit and nuts but THIS recipe is Dad’s favorite – cranberry biscotti.   You can substitute ANY dried fruit or almost any kind of nuts you like in this recipe!  If Mom makes Almond Biscotti she will substitute almond extract for vanilla extract.

INGREDIENTS:

3 cups flour (Price this week at our grocery 5 lbs. bag of flour was $1.47)

3/4-1 cup sugar (Price this week at our grocery 4 lb. bag of sugar was $2.79)  Note:  if you like your biscotti on the SWEET side, use 1 cup……otherwise 3/4 cup

1 tablespoon baking powder (Price this week at our grocery for 10 oz. container was $1.27)

1 teasp. vanilla extract (Price this week at our grocery for 2 oz. bottle was $3.79)

5 oz. package dried fruit (can be more or less as you like) – (Price this week for 5 oz. package of dried cranberries was $3.39)

3 large eggs (Price this week for one doz. large eggs was $1.59)

1 stick butter – melted (Price this week for butter 16 oz. package $3.45)

DIRECTIONS:

PREHEAT oven to 350 degrees……….use large cookie sheet (ungreased).   Mom lines her cookie sheet with parchment but that’s not necessary.

In large mixing bowl, combine sugar and melted butter……..then with hand mixer add one egg at a time and beat well.   Add the vanilla extract to that mix and set aside.    In second mixing bowl, combine three cups flour and one tablespoon baking powder.  Mix well.    Put the butter mixture into the flour/baking powder and mix well.    Batter will be STIFF.    Add fruit or nuts (you can add more or less than I’ve shown in the recipe – it’s totally to your taste…..sometimes I add a LOT more fruit or nuts than one 5 oz. package!).     Mix well.

On floured surface, divide the dough into three equal portions.    Shape each portion into round “loaf” about 9-10 inches long.   Transfer each loaf onto cookie sheet and flatten with your hand until each loaf is about three inches wide and about 3/4 inch thick.    Separate each flattened loaf by at least an inch on the cookie sheet – more if your cookie sheet is large enough!

Bake in oven for 18-20 minutes until light golden color………remove and cool for ten minutes on cookie sheet.    After cooling, transfer loaves to large cutting board and using very sharp knife, cut the loaves on a diagonal into pieces about an inch wide.   Cutting on the diagonal will give you “longer” biscotti.   Note:  Try to make one, swift cut for each piece because the cookies are pretty delicate at this point – don’t use a “sawing” motion or they will break up.    Put cut pieces back on the cookie sheet cut side down.  They can be crowded on the cookie sheet – no need to leave space between.    There will be room for all three loaves of cut biscotti on one cookie sheet!     Put back in hot oven for 10 minutes, remove from oven and carefully turn pieces over to expose other side – then back in the oven they go for another 10 minutes.   Keep an eye on them –  you don’t want them to burn but you want them to be browned up a bit.    Almost every time I make these I either have to add a minute or less (don’t ask me why – maybe my oven?!).

Let finished biscotti cool on the cookie sheet.    They are delicious warm AND if you want to, you can easily make a chocolate sauce (melted chocolate) to dip one end of each piece into and allow them to dry if you like your biscotti like that.

IT IS DELICIOUS!!!!   I promise – and so easy to make.


There you have it peeps!   TWO blogs for the price of one today.    I’ll see you tomorrow for BACON day!

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Love and Angel Hugs, Sammy

Tuesday Teaser

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Welcome Class!

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Here we are AGAIN on a Tuesday morning getting ready to take a peekie at a photo and try and figure out WHERE it was taken!    BUT before we do that – have you commented on this blog post yet?  HMM???    You have to hurry – you DO want to win a badge right?   So – what are you waiting for?!?!?!?!?!

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You’ll get this little gem if you were FIRST to comment today!!

NOW, we have a lot to do today so bear with me while we do EVERYTHING OK??

Yesterday you all met my new TEMPORARY Teaching Assistant, Freddy Farkelbomm.    We have decided due to his rather difficult to pronounce last name (especially after a few beers) we would just call him “SARGE” since he is a former Marine Drill Sergeant.  So, “Sarge” ?  Would you like to come to the front of the class and say anything?

Yo! Lemme just say I'm trilled ta be here. Yowsa, I promise ta be a good partna wit ya Prof. If you need me ta help wit DISCIPLINARY issues - dat's my specialty. Jus gimme the high sign from da fronta da class and point to da offender and I'll TAKE CARE OF IT for ya.

Yo! Lemme just say I’m trilled ta be here. Yowsa, I promise ta be a good partna wit ya Prof. If you need me ta help wit DISCIPLINARY issues – dat’s my specialty. Jus gimme the high sign from da fronta da class and point to da offender and I’ll TAKE CARE OF IT for ya.

Oh boy……..well, thanks Sarge, I know things will certainly be under control from now on here in the classroom – no more paper airplanes or notes being passed – because if that happens as you would say “it ain’t gonna be pretty” !!!

OK, let’s move on (quickly) and bring in our SuzieQ who was kind enough (ahem) to refer you to us for the Temporary Teaching Assistant position, Sarge.    Suzie?

Sarge, Sarge, give us a charge Your backside is as wide as a barge Your voice is loud like a megaphone If anyone's asleep in class you'll send them to the zone! You're old and kinda rusty Your fur is kinda crusty But welcome to class Just keep your hands off my..........backpack.

Sarge, Sarge, give us a charge
Your backside is as wide as a barge
Your voice is loud like a megaphone
If anyone’s asleep in class you’ll send them to the zone!
You’re old and kinda rusty
Your fur is kinda crusty
But welcome to class
Just keep your hands off my……….backpack.

It occurs to me that we spend a lot of time in class avoiding words on the NAUGHTY list thanks to you Suzie but I have to admit, everyone pays attention when you’re cheering so I suppose I should be GRATEFUL!

Let’s get the photo out here so all of you students can begin studying it and coming up with your guesses……I’m sure you want to impress me and Sarge and probably Suzie with your geographical knowledge so Mr. Silver Briefcase could you please bring out the photo you’ve been protecting with your life and post it for us????

Here I am in my Park Ranger/Courier outfit with today's PHOTO!

Here I am in my Park Ranger/Courier outfit with today’s PHOTO!

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SO, study this photo and when you have a guess – MAKE IT………..you might be my FIRST RIGHT GUESSER, or if not that, you might be a RIGHT GUESSER, or if neither of those and you guess but are wrong, you’ll get a GREENIE!    Remember please that when you guess, you have to guess the town/city/village AND the state (if USA) or country (if not USA) where you believe the photo was taken.   OK?    Can’t just say “Alaska” or “New York City”…….

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GOOD LUCK CLASS…………………and thank you for paying attention in class today.  Are there any questions?

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Yes Bobby????

“Can I purrrrlease visit the litterbox?”

YES Bobby – here’s a hall pass.   Hurry back now or I’ll have to send Sarge after you!

“Uhh…..nevermind Professor Sammy…..I don’t have to go now……..”

OK – then in that case, let’s go ahead and spend some time studying the photo…………………..whatever you do, don’t fall asleep…….The Sarge is watching!!!!!

Good Luck!

SAMSWEATER2LARGE

Angel Professor Sammy

See you tomorrow here for the Teaser Tell All when I will announce winners (and losers!)

 

Pre-Tease Monday

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Hello Class!

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Can you believe it’s been a WHOLE WEEK since we met to discuss the Teaser for Tuesday???  I can’t….where did this week go?    Well wherever it’s gone, it’s Monday and we need to pump your excitement level up so you’ll be READY for Teaser time tomorrow……….

Remember the post will pop up at a time NOBODY knows – and if you’re the first person to comment on that post tomorrow you will be FIRST COMMENTER and get this:

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I bet you’d like to win that little baby wouldn’t you????   OH YEAH, you betcha!    So be alert – and also remember that if you just happen to know or think you know where the Teaser photo was taken, you will need to give a COMPLETE GUESS – city/village/town AND state (for USA) or country (for outside of States) in order to be a winner!

SO I will see you RIGHT HERE in class tomorrow morning at some time OK?  OK?

Now here’s some news…………….tomorrow – after noon because that’s when the shelter opens, my Mom and Dad will be heading to the very same shelter where they adopted me almost 17 years ago (it will be exactly 17 years on February 5th!).    Mom has been keeping an eye on the cat room there for WEEKS watching the cats come and go and hoping the right one would be there – and I’ve been behind the scenes working to find JUST THE RIGHT ONE for them!   Who knows – tomorrow may be THE DAY.    So there may be exciting news on the Teaser post Tuesday.   Just think – a Teaser AND a possible new kitty in my house to keep Mom and Dad company – – – one that has the SAMMY SEAL OF APPROVAL!

Tune in tomorrow and we’ll see which of you is FAST on the trigger for the first comment……………and who might be winning the FIRST RIGHT GUESSER award too!    Get lotsa sleep tonight!

SEE YOU TOMORROW MORNING!!

SAMSWEATER2LARGE

Angel Professor Sammy

 

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