Tuesday Teaser

SURPRISE!!!! 

Huh????

 

The Profs had to go to a School Board meeting so they asked ME to be your sub today.  

That means you’ll all have to behave for a change…..or else I might have to serve you something

UNUSUAL for lunch today!

Just kidding – by now you must realize that my bark is worse than my bite.   The only thing I bite is FOOD so no worries.    Now let’s get down to business because we’re here to do the TEASER today.    First of all I have to remind you of one VERY important thing:

COMMENT BEFORE YOU TAKE YOUR SEAT!   You might get a FIRST COMMENTER badge!

Speaking of badges – have you noticed that the Ding Dong School Art Department designed all new badges for us?    Very cool huh?     Here they are again – FYI

Those are SWELL badges – I hope I win one!

This is the point in class when the Professors usually give you the rules THEN we bring out our Security Guard and he shows you the photo – so let’s do it!

Please follow the rules……….or else Sarge or Marge might be very unhappy.   It’s important not to use any sort of sneaky way to find out where the photo was taken – because it gives EVERYONE a chance to win!!    You wouldn’t want to have this face in your dreams would you????

Nooooooooo!

Alright everyone – settle down – you know we wouldn’t get Sarge after you if you cheated on the Teaser……………………..OR WOULD WE???????????????????????    HAHA

Shall we ask our Cheer Team to give you all a push so you’ll be ready for the Teaser today???    They are great motivators.  Sometimes I ask them to visit the Ding Dong School kitchen and cheer on my cooks – they work VERY hard to make sure you all get good meals for your lunch time treats.

Miss Dingleberry is here to run the show
We’re here to get you ready to GO GO GO!
Here comes the guard with the photo for the day
You might win a badge then we could say
YOU’RE A WINNER NOT A LOSER HOW COOL IS THAT?!
You won’t have to wear the dreaded dunce hat!
Ready, set, go, we hope you’re prepared
Be brave now class, no need to be scared.

OK then.   Let’s get on with the show.    Mr. Security Guard would you please bring in our GUEST TEASER photo for today?

Hello Miss Dingleberry – nice of you to be a sub for the Professors – here’s the photo for today!

Where was this photo taken class?   Hmm?   Time to take your best guess!

Tomorrow we will announce WHO sent in the photo and WHO wins badges.   Your Professors will be back tomorrow.    But let me say that I’m happy that you all behaved so well since I was here as a surprise substitute.    I had a feeling you would all behave like good class citizens and you did.  I’ll make sure Professors Angel Sammy and Teddy know that.

So who’s up for lunch?     My Assistant Chef is going to serve you today – and it’s going to be PIZZA!    I will be outside with the ice cream cart so after you grab some pizza, come on out and enjoy the HOT afternoon with some COOL ice cream.

HIP HIP HOORAY FOR MISS DINGLEBERRY OUR SUBSTITUTE TEACHER!

Which pizza would YOU like a slice of???????

Pepperoni!

Veggie

Ham and pineapple!

LOADED pizza

Meatball pizza with cheese

Bacon cheeseburger pizza…

Fruit juices

Good Luck Class!