Greetings and Salutations Students! Pull up a desk and have a seat.
Here we are, gathered together to see WHO gets WHAT after yesterday’s Teaser. Our Graphics Department thought there was a possibility that nobody would guess the Teaser – well you all proved the Graphics Department WRONG.
Also, remember, today is the day that our beloved (by some) Miss Dingleberry will be meeting the Blind Date YOU voted for. Miss Dingleberry apparently spent the afternoon at the beauty parlor and is staying out of the kitchen today because she didn’t want to wear her hairnet and “muss” up her hairdo. So she’s excited to say the least. She was very appreciative of our efforts to give her a night to remember (or day….or afternoon). If they hit it off, it will be up to them to go out after class or another night but Miss Dingleberry has promised that she will report back and let us know how things go. We also told her that if this first date doesn’t work out, we have two more “possibles” lined up for her.
Now – back to the Teaser – would you like to know who our ONE AND ONLY FIRST COMMENTER WAS??? That’s right – we only had ONE FIRSTIE this week who popped in during the first minute of class yesterday morning!
Yes only one………………..and that was:
PHENNY (and Da Nelly too of course) !!
WOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!!
Sorry Dilbert but “you cruise you lose” !!
Here’s a little refresher of yesterday’s Teaser photo for you to see………………………..we had some guesses like we THOUGHT we’d get, like Alaska, Antarctica, Norway – but where was it ACTUALLY taken?
This is a photo of the Martial Mountain Peak in Tierra del Fuego, Ushuaia, Argentina!!!
We had a bunch of you guess that in fact…………..BUTTTTT, only one of you was FIRST to guess it right and who was that you might ask????????????????? We shall tell you!!
CLOWIE of Clowie’s Corner !!!
Here’s your badge dear Clowie!
Then there were SEVERAL of you who were ALSO right and each of you gets a copy of this one:
For all of you fans of GREENIES………….well, you tried and that’s the important thing – so you get to collect one of these for your efforts:
Alright Cheer Team – take it away!!!
Thanks girls and thanks to all you students for another great Teaser Class. Now for the main event – we will go over to the cafeteria for the meeting of Miss Dingleberry with Mr. Handsome!!!!!
Here we are in the Ding Dong School cafeteria where today we will have an exciting event take place – our beloved cafeteria supervisor, Miss Dingleberry will meet the guy all of the students and faculty at Ding Dong School chose for her to have a Blind Date with. We hope that this date will lead to a fun time by both parties and maybe – just maybe – a happily ever after (or at least a nice meal and a few drinks!).
Will Miss Dingleberry and her Date please join us here in the cafeteria??????
May I present Drucila Dingleberry and Wally Wunderful !
Dingleberry: “uh……errrr…….hi!”
Wally: “uh…….errrr…….hi!”
We have a big surprise for you two possible lovebirds – we have a certificate for DINNER FOR TWO at:
The #1 rated Thai Food Restaurant in town!!!!!!
You two kids have fun on your date – we wish you good luck (in every possible way). There’s a limo outside waiting to whisk you off for your date………ENJOY!
Now, let’s eat shall we students??? All that LOVE made us hungry (but not for Thai food)!
TODAY’S DELISH MENU:
Hope you had a fun class today – congrats to winners AND losers – and let’s hope we made a LOVE CONNECTION for Miss Dingleberry! Y
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