Hello Students!
Here we go with another week which of course means another Teaser photo coming your way TOMORROW. Will you be ready? I hope so – especially those of you who haven’t won a badge yet – of ANY type……….even a Greenie because you don’t even win THAT unless you’ve guessed and are wrong! So, whaddaya say? Maybe THIS if your week??!!
Remember I told you last week that because my Mom and Dad aren’t QUITE ready to adopt a new kitty yet (who would naturally become my TEACHING ASSISTANT here), we would be temporarily employing a friend of our very own SuzieQ to be our Assistant for a while? Well, today you get to meet him. Suzie allowed me to interview him before he starts today, but SHE provide all the questions I was to ask and honestly – I don’t think it was a very tough interview. What do you think?
Questions You Are Allowed To Ask
- Do you believe in disciplining uncooperative students?
- Do you think cheerleading should be part of school curriculum and not an “activity”?
- Do you have a problem with substance abuse (i.e. catnip,silvervine,etc.)?
- Will you promise to protect me from Professor Sammy when he gets upset with me for being late to Teaser on Tuesdays?
I ask you – is that a tough bunch of questions? I think not. Especially since SuzieQ provided each candidate with THE ANSWERS and slipped them a bribe to answer accordingly. So, I had a lot of interviews with the same answers given. I just tossed their names up in the air and here’s who got the job.
May I introduce to you, our temporary Teaching Assistant, Freddy Farkelbomm. Freddy is a retired Marine Drill Sargent so he knows how to keep a class in line. He knows how to keep ANYONE in line. Ahem.
Freddy Farkelbomm, at your service!
Does anyone have a question for Mr. Farkelbomm?
Yes Bobby – what is your question for Mr. Farkelbomm?
“May I please be excused to go to the litterbox??”
I can handle that one Mr. Freddy – YES you may go but hurry back because we have a lot of business to cover on our Pre-Tease Monday……………….go on……………run like the wind!
Now, where was I…..oh yes. Welcome to Geography class Freddy – I’m sure you’ll enjoy getting to know the students here. When I have to be absent, you will be in charge of this group of smarty-peeps!
Suzie is going to give you all a cheer tomorrow instead of today – she has a dental appointment this morning. She’s having her FANGS sharpened.
So, we will look forward to seeing all of you here in class tomorrow morning – at a time that will be a COMPLETE SURPRISE so be on the ALERT – keep an eye on your inbox for our TEASER post to arrive. If you are the FIRST to comment on the post tomorrow you will win this:
All you have to do is just comment – don’t even have to guess – and if you’re first you get the badge – cool huh? You might have to SHARE it if others comment during the same 60 seconds that you do but SHARING is CARING………..yes?
THEN, if you correctly figure out and guess where the photo I post tomorrow was taken – the town/city/village AND the state (USA) or country (not-USA) you will win one of these:
FIRST RIGHT GUESSER GETS:
OTHER RIGHT GUESSERS GET:
IF YOU ARE CLUELESS AND GUESS BUT YOU’RE WRONG YOU GET:
SO, Mr. Farkelbomm and I will look forward to seeing you in class tomorrow………….Don’t be late – I don’t think Mr. Farkelbomm will be KIND to those who arrive LATE!!!!!! Right Mr. Farkelbomm????
ha… that was my question too… can I go to the litterbox too Mr. Farkelbomm, sir?
oh and there is another question… will it be maine usa tomorrow?
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Mr. Farkelbomm won’t know what the Teaser photo will be until THE BIG TEACHER (me) gives it to him!
Hugs, Angel Sammy
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Whoot! We are almost furst this time..but of course it doesn’t count, MOL!!
Minko just came back from said litter box…and Pipo is sleeping in classtime….MJF?? Snoring even!!
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Now if you can just be FIRST tomorrow for the Teaser – I think the new Assistant Teacher will be VERY pleased…….
Hugs, Angel Sam
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Freddy looks tuff!
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I agree………I guess nobody should be LATE for class from now on! EEEK!
Hugs Angel Sam
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Yikes, we’ll try to be on our best behaviour Mr Farkelbomm!
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Yeah this guy is SERIOUS about geography so hopefully SOMEONE will figure out the Teaser……and quick……or else…..know what I mean??
Hugs, Angel Sam
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FF looks like a guy who means business. I have a feeling he won’t be impressed with my arrival time – perfect record of never being first. Or my geography skills – almost perfect record of guessing Mars and the park near my house. *gulp* May I be excused to go to the litter box…. Wait. What?
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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HAHAHAHAHA….I think there will be a CROWD in the litterbox because FF will scare the **** out of all of us!!!!!!!
Hugs, Angel Sam
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Hmmm….. that Mr. Farkelbomm looks the very opposite of ANGEL Sammy…. if you get my drift. He oughta be able to keep a class in line with no problems at all!
Happy Monday, Angel Sammy!
Love, Sundae
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I think he can just STAND there and keep class in order! HAHA
Hugs, Angel Sam
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Farkelbomm is scary! See you tomorrow, Angel Sammy!
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I will look for you in class Miss Pix!
Hugs, Angel Sammy
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Nice to meet you Mr. Farkelbomm, I am a little scared, you look mad. We will be here tomorrow though. XO
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We’ll all have to protect each other from Farkelbomm I think………..eeeek!
Hugs, Angel Sam
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YIKES….Mr Farkelbomm looks SKEERY!!!!
The Florida Furkids
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Even I agree with you on that! 😦
Hugs, Angel Sam
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Yikes! That Mr. Farkelbomm is pretty scary… he surely won’t be liking our answers for the Teaser, as we always fail! MOL MOL! It is good to meet you though, Mr. Farkelbomm. Thanks for filling in until Sammy’s parents find the purrfect kitty to join their family! ❤
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Thanks for welcoming Mr. Farkelbomm…..I hope he won’t let us all down (or be too mean) while he’s my Assistant!
Hugs, Angel Sammy
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I have a question.
Why haven’t I received the preview of tomorrow’s post yet?
FF looks like someone I could be friends with.
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“Preview” as in what the photo will be? Now you know better than that!!! It’s under lock and key until the BIG MOMENT and I won’t even give you a hint on WHEN the “moment” will be!
Tee Hee
Hugs, Angel Sammy
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The teaser is under lock like here: https://youtu.be/bj-m3Ddmn0E???
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Well we MIGHT have slightly better security than they did……….slightly! HAHAHA
Hugs, Angel Sam
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It’s okay Freddy, I know nothing!!!
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We don’t want to tell Freddy that – he might take advantage!!!! LOL
Love, Angel Sam
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New assistant kitties or not, you will always be the boss. Good interview
Snorts,
Lily & Edward
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YES I am the boss and always will be even if I have to be bossy from a cloud! LOL
Love, Angel Sam
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Are you certain that you’re not going to substitute his cousin, Harry Sparklebomb?
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People might PREFER Harry Sparklebomb after they see Freddy in action tomorrow for the Teaser………
Hugs, Angel Sam
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Mr Farkelbomm looks and sounds a bit scary! I hope he and Suzie get on together!
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He and Suzie are like two peas in a pod…….which is kinda scary if you think about it! 🙂
Love, Angel Sam
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Sammy, I am eagerly awaiting tomorrow. You have whetted my appetite for the challenge and for the cheer~
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Good – I shall not disappoint!
Hugs, Angel Sam
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OMCs my dad was a marine and he told me the Drill Sargents have very very very loud voices and use too any HBO words. Mr. Freddy looks like he has been around the block a time or two so maybe he has toned down his orders.
MOLMOL
Hugs madi your bfff
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You’ll get to hear him tomorrow………and all I can say is “it ain’t pretty” !!
Hugs, Angel Sam
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Mr. Freddy Farkelbomm! [Hysterically howling with laughter in the last bench. Bwhahhhahhhhaaa!!!]
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Don’t let Freddy hear you giggling…..he’s kinda scary!!!!
Love, Angel Sammy
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What a great post, made me laugh so hard. Hugs
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Good! I aim to entertain – glad you liked it Miss Mags!
Hugs, Angel Sammy
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Freddie Farkelbomm mew mew mew …..
Oh mee cannot stop mee-yowin an LadyMum iss inn hissterickss Unccle Sammy!
Wee better shape uppy befur tomorrow…… 😉
***nose bumpsss*** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxxx
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Yep – “SARGE” doesn’t put up with any monkey business in class for sure!!
Love Angel Sammy
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Mr Farkelbomm is a little bit scary… Purrs
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I think he’s more than a little bit scary……..I think he’s a whole bunch scary and he works for ME! HAHAHA
Hugs, Angel Sammy
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MOL Mr. Farkelbomm is hairless and he makes me look like an angel. He will keep everyone in line. I can just see the nicknames now. Farkelbomm or Fartsasong? hehe
Shoko
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HAHAHAHA……only YOU could come up with that one Shoko! Actually, Farkelbomm likes to be called “SARGE” since he used to be a US Marine Drill Sergeant (eeeek). Come see today – when he talks you can tell he’s not TEACHING material!
Hugs, Angel Sam
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Gotta tell ya….I have always thought that “Pre-tease” sounds like a porno blog post…(SORRY!! I can’t resist! I have a filthy mind!!) and……………welcome Mr.Farkelbomm!!!!!!!
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HA! Guess what – you’re not the only one to tell me that……..AND I do get some strange comments from people who were totally thrown with the word “TEASER” and thought they’d get – well – something a bit more EXCITING than photos of foreign places! HAHAHA
Hugs, Angel Sammy
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Mr. Farkelbomm has some serious attitude Angel Sammy, we think mew should send him to our blog to get some ZEN-ness in his life!!!! MOL MOL
Sweetest purrs
Basil & Co xox
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He does need some zen (or some drugs) for sure – talk about an INTENSE PURRSONALITY!!!!!!
Love, Angel Sammy
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That Farkelbomm guy looks scary. This was so clever of you and Mom Pam, Sammy. You gave us some mighty good chuckles. Can’t wait to see what Suzie is up to tomorrow. Sending lots and lots of love. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo and Cooper Murphy
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Suzie and “Sarge” Farkelbomm have something to say today! Tee Hee
Love, Angel Sammy
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Mr. Farkelbomm looks like one tough guy!
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He means BUSINESS!
Hugs, Angel Sammy
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Oh Sammy! Meow!
Freddy looks like MY kind of guy!
Does he date older lady cats?
Tee! Hee!
Kisses Your Nellie Bellie
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He definitely is “EDGY” isn’t he Nellie? I will ask Sarge if he’s still dating or if he purrrrhaps has a significant other? Even if he does, he’d be a fool not to be interested in a FOXY CHICK like you!
Love, Angel Sammy
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I came by to see what brain breaking picture you had today sweet Angel.
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IT just popped out!!!! Come by and break your brain Katie my dear!!
Love, Angel Sammy
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Hey Sammy. I’ve been waiting patiently, oh so patiently, for the teaser. I have to go out now – I didn’t want you to think I’d forgotten! I’ll try to pop in this evening and take a guess.
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OK Clowie!!!! I’ll see you whenever…….I think Mom scheduled it for SOON but not sure……..!!
Love, Angel Sammy
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So nice to meet you, Freddy Farkelbomm! And Suzie is sharpening her fangs? Uh oh!
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BE AFRAID……………………BE VERY AFRAID……………….
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