YAY! Friday is here! That means it’s time to fill in some blanks that we get every week from our co-hosts, Four-Legged Furballs and 15andMeowing. You can join in the fun yourself if you click the badge above and link up. It’s easy – Each of them give us two sentences full of holes – well – not holes really – blanks……and when we fill them in – you get to find out interesting stuff about US ! Coolio huh?
We have “AND MORE” in our title today because after fill-ins from ME today, we have an “EXTRA”………..it’s a little tale Mom created for a contest she’s entering. We have to publish it here on the blog as a requirement of entering so we tacked it onto the fill-ins.
Here’s the fill-in fun first…………………AND this Friday I decided that I – Teddy Bear Kimmell – would fill the blanks in ALLLLLLLL by myself with no help from Mom! My words are in GREEN.
So – what’s with the “MORE” in the title of today’s blog?
Well, Mom and I chuckle along with Evil Squirrel’s blog – those of you who are Teaser Tuesday fans know ES because he has guessed every single Teaser as being one of many quite creative and inventive prisons all around the world. Yep – his sense of humor has gotten us through some boring Teaser photos in the past AND has also cheered us up when we had NO IDEA where the Teaser photo was taken. We can always go away from Teaser Tuesday with a grin thanks to Monsieur Squirrel. ANYWAY, he’s having a contest – we’ve entered before and had an honorable mention (yay Mom). The contest is totally fun………………and if you’d like to find out what the deal is for this year’s contest, just CLICK HERE. Who knows – maybe YOU might want to enter.
At any rate, Mom (aka my Graphics Department) said she’d take a whack at it. Here’s her official entry into the SIXTH ANNUAL CONTEST OF WHATEVER on Evil Squirrel’s blog:
A Squirrel Walks Into A Bar…………
(Evil Squirrel’s Sixth Annual Contest of Whatever – 2019)
Pam Kimmell
“Set ‘em up Joe!” said Freddy as he climbed aboard an empty barstool. “What a day – I’ve been thinking about this first acorn juice slammer since about lunchtime as I lugged the last leaf up to the nest”.
Joe put Freddy’s drink on the obligatory bar napkin and wiped the bar as was his habit just in case a drop had splashed. Then he watched Freddy gulp down his slammer with gusto and immediately grabbed the empty knowing another one would be needed.
“Yeah Freddy – you look beat…..this next one is on the house.”
Freddy’s nest had taken the brunt of the high winds moving through and his wife Wilma and their three kids had been complaining about the drafts from the holes in the walls. Even though there were two frosty feet of snow waiting for him at the bottom of their tree, he’d gone bravely out and gathered the more easily accessible leaves from a neighboring oak and brought them back to plug up the leaks. When he’d finished, Wilma and the kids gave him a hug of thanks and told him to enjoy seeing his buddies at the bar……but to hurry back home because it was so cold outside.
Just as Freddy picked up his “on the house” drink, the bar – which usually was humming with conversations and laughter among the patrons became quiet.
Freddy saw Joe’s mouth drop open and looked in the mirror behind Joe to see the reflection of the bar entrance wondering what had changed the atmosphere. Standing there just inside the door was a vision in silver. She was wrapped up in the luxurious fur of her long silver tail which looked warm and lush. Her almond shaped eyes scanned the room as if she was looking for a certain lucky someone.
She slowly unwrapped her tail from around her shoulders and sauntered over to the bar, sitting down right next to Freddy like she belonged there. She leaned close to Freddy and said “Hi handsome……how about buying a gal a drink??”
The bar visitors returned to their conversations and game of pool as they took sideways glances toward Freddy and his guest with envy.
Joe said, “What’ll you have Miss?” and she replied in her sultry voice, “Strawberry Squirrelarita please”…………
Joe put the Strawberry Squirrelarita down in front of the beautiful gray squirrel sitting next to Freddy and wiped the bar down before going to the next customer.
Freddy turned to his drinking companion, raised his glass and said “Wilma, thanks for making me the happiest squirrel in the forest….let’s go home to the kids.”
Ta Da……….the end
We’ll let you know how Mom does or doesn’t do in the contest………….meanwhile, we aren’t sure how many are entering or have entered so far this year. The entries are always fabulous and Mom never thinks hers are good but who knows…….this could be the year for Squirrelaritas to rule!!!! GO MOM!
Hugs, Teddy
Do Not Disturb……unless Mom wins of course………….
Love your fill ins Teddy. Pam — what a great story! Wishing you luck in the competition!
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Glad you liked the story. When the theme is “A Squirrel Walked Into A Bar”……it conjures up all sorts of ideas but this was the first one I had so I went with it!!
Hugs, Pam
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hahaha we kove that squirrel story!!! and we are with you claw clipping is da owrst thing on earth… after taking a bth of course…
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I am lucky that I’ve never had to have a bath before! I’ve had Mom wipe my feet before when I’ve accidentally on purpose played a little in the mud – but no bath. I’m sure that’s SCARY!!!!! Glad you like Mom’s squirrel story – are you going to enter Evil Squirrel’s contest too????
Hugs, Teddy
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the mama missed it… she has a lot of senior moments since she turned 150 ;O)
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Your Mom has plenty of time to write a story – the deadline is the end of February! I think she could write a good one though – maybe about you two meeting up with a squirrel in a bar – that would be a good spot to have a Weimarita while squirrel-watching! Seriously though, if your Mama is having senior moments at her YOUNG age, imagine what it’s like living with my 71 year old Mom! HAHAHAHAHA
Love, Teddy
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Freddy and Wilma…. now where have I heard of that couple before? Perhaps they’re sabertooth squirrels enjoying drinks down at the Water Buffalo Lodge? Great story and nice ending! I can picture Freddy turning to the rest of the patrons as he walks out of the bar with the beautiful gal, and in his best Mr. Green voice from the movie “Clue” proclaiming “I’m going home to sleep with my wife!” Thank you for creating the CoW’s first entry this year, and good luck! All those gushing things you said about the contest host can’t hurt either…
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HAHAHA…..never let it be said that Spoiled Cats are beyond a little conscious bribery! I had lots of ideas how to flesh out that story to make it longer but then I didn’t want to lose my audience in a cloud of minutia either!
Hugs, Pam (and Teddy)
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I enjoyed your A Squirrel walks into a bar story. Have a blessed week.
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Kind of a wacky contest but it was a fun story to come up with and write!
Happy weekend
Pam
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Teddy, I hope that you make it to a ripe old age like Angel Sammy, too.
Good luck on the story contest. 🙂
Have a blessed weekend!
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Thank you Miss Suzanne! I’ll tell Mom you wished her well with her squirrel story. Happy Friday and weekend to you too….
Hugs, Teddy
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You’re welcome and thank you, too. 🙂
Hugs, Suz
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That was a lovely story. Freddy sounds like a very lucky squirrel. Good luck to your mum!
I like your fill ins, Teddy. Of course we all hope you live to a ripe old age.
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Hi Miss Jackie! I’ll tell Mom you wished her well in the Evil Squirrel contest. I think all of us – human and animal alike – want to be here just as long as we possibly can – it’s tough to leave this behind (Sammy told me that!).
Hugs, Teddy
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We loved your fill-ins and absolutely ADORED the story of Freddy and Wilma! Your Mom is such a good writer!
The Florida Furkids
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Thanks Sharon – the minute I read the contest theme I had that story pop into my head. I was going to make it longer but decided sometimes little is enough!!!
Hugs, Pam
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Enjoyed your Fill-ins, Teddy! #4 is true… I didn’t have to beg much, but a Grouper sandwich is in my future today! Your Mom’s story is awesome… she knows how to put some great words into sentences that make a very good and funny story. Your Mom has the greatest sense of funny! I love that about her! I am wishing her much success in the contest! Go Pam!!!!!
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A GROUPER SAMMMMMICH???? Oh boy! I know that will make you happy! Mom says she’s glad you liked her squirrel story. You know how wacky Evil Squirrel is, and this “theme” for the contest was a good one especially with his cast of blog regulars. Contest is thru the end of the month…I’m keeping my claws crossed and if you wanna cross yours too that’s fine by me! You haven’t mentioned Iris lately – Has she stopped screaming???????
Hugs, Teddy
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No… Iris still has the scream thing. She was here early this morning. Yes, I will keep my claws crossed… Ha!
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Have a bite of Grouper for me and Mom will ya???
Love, Teddy Bear
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For sure! I will be thinking of both of you, Teddy Bean Bear 🙂
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🙂 🙂 ❤ ❤
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I loved, loved and loved that story! It was just a great start to my day and I hope that she wins! LOVED it! Perfect beginning, build-up and the end was just exactly right! Good luck Teddy’s mommy! Seriously, LOVED it.
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Hi Carole! Glad you liked the story – with a contest theme of “A Squirrel Walked Into A Bar………” there ought to be some pretty fun and funny things going on at Evil Squirrel’s through this contest! My story literally popped into my head the minute I saw his theme. I’m anxious to read the other entries.
Hugs, Pam
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Those were great answers Teddy and quite the fun story Mom!
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HI Brian! Glad you enjoyed Mom’s story AND my filling in fun. Hope your Dad is 100% comfy with the eye fix!!!!
Love, Teddy
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Thank you for participating in the fill-ins Teddy, great answers. I am glad begging works for kitties-no one can resist a sweet face like yours. I hope you live to be a ripe old age too. Thank you for sharing your mom’s story, it was great! I am heading over to vote for it, I love a surprise ending. Have a nice weekend! XO
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She wanted a surprise ending and in fact this whole story just popped into her head and she wrote it in like two minutes! HAHAHA Glad you liked my filling in today too. Hope the Pilch kitties and humans have a good weekend!
Love, Teddy
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What a great Friday. Your Fill Ins and Moms squirrel story we’re both fun. Good luck Pam!
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Thanks a bunch Carol! It was a fun theme……glad you liked reading it!! Happy Weekend
Love, Pam
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Mom Pam’s story was furabulous. We sure were hoping that was Wilma. Freddy’s got himself a pretty nice wife. All your fill-ins were purrfect! After all, you are a cat! Love to all. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer
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GLad you liked Mom’s story and happy to hear you will be entering something yourself! WOOOOO HOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Hugs, Teddy
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Oh my cats bravo bravo bravo x 100. That was hilarious.
I’m purrty sure you’ll make it to the age of Angel Sammy…you are receiving the same royal TLC as he did. Hugs Cecilia
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I’m not in any hurry to be leaving my cushy position as Official Ginger of the Kimmell household but one day I will join Sammy and I’m not worrying about that – I’ve got it MADE don’t I?!?!
Hugs, Teddy
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The value of begging can never be overstated, T. It has been my best idea on many occasions.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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It’s an acquired art isn’t it Cupcake…..we don’t want to be irritating to our humans but we DO want to get our point across – subtly!
Hugs, Teddy
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I had to pack up Floki and get his claws trimmed. He was not happy either.
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Sammy was so good with claw trimming and Teddy is absolutely in the other direction!
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Chris was horrible when he was young but now he is lets us do it with just a little resistance.
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Good – we’re hoping Teddy mellows out about it too. Sammy was just so darn good I think it makes Teddy look so darn bad! LOL
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I think he will slowly get better.
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I don’t hold out hope for Floki though. 🙂
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Good job on the fill-ins, Teddy! And aww, I loved the story for mom. Good luck to her!
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Thanks – we love filling in on Friday and reading everyone else’s thoughts too! Happy weekend.
Hugs, Teddy
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Teddy, we like to beg too. And if we use our eyes in just the right way, it usually works:)
Your Mom’s story is great – we hope she wins!!!
Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
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Oh yes indeed – “THE LOOK” is famous world over for getting what we want – Mom says it works for her too sometimes (!).
Hugs, Teddy
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It has been a while since I’ve heard a shaggy squirrel joke.
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Well I guess you’ve heard one now! Tee Hee
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Luved da story!
And I agree wif ya – good things do happen to those who beg!
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Yeah I know begging irritates humans sometimes but it does work right??????
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MOL Teddy that squirrel joke and photo was great! And yes, I’m no fan of claw clipping and calling it a “pedicure” as our Female Human does fails to make it more agreeable,
Purrs & Head Bonks,
Tucker
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Tucker you’re right – stealing our wonderful claws isn’t a Pedicure – it’s highway robbery!!
Hugs, Teddy
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Teddy, your fill-ins are purrfect, as always! We’re right there with you on the nail trims – no thank you! As for begging, though, we do plenty of that around here. Having a cute face can get you pretty far. We bet you know all about that, Teddy.
This squirrely contest is so much fun, and so is your entry to it! Sadly, I was somehow not aware of Monsieur Squirrel and these contests, but I will now remedy that. Purrs to all!
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The Evil Squirrel blog is tons of wacky fun…..as long as you don’t mind the occasional “no no” word! 🙂 We love the adventures and photos and fun and have entered the contest in previous years. If you enter – good luck – you have until Feb. 28th!!!!
Love, Teddy
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This was great. Evil Squirrel will be doing the happy dance over this one.
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Thanks! We hope the Squirrel did a happy dance but the visual that conjures up is – well – scary????
Hugs, Pam
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What a fun squirrel in a bar story! Love the ending…wasn’t expecting that at all! Super! 🙂
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Thanks a bunch – what a lot of fun this challenge by ES was…..Can’t wait to read all the entries!
Hugs, Pam
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I’m so glad the lady squirrel was Wilma, I was worried there for a moment! Great entry 🙂
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Thanks! I need to get around to read all the entries – I’ve read a few and they are GREAT – I sure wouldn’t want to be judging!
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Me neither, but it’s okay, apparently Mitzi and Snuggle are on the case. So that’s okay then 😉
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As long as they concentrate on judging and not – well – YOU KNOW. 🙂
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Aw! ❤ Great story and what an ending!! No wonder Reggie was tired out… 😉
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Glad you liked it! Lots of great entries in ES’s contest this year!
Hugs, Pam
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