Hello Students. This is my final time addressing you as your Substitute Teacher!
I must say it was nice coming out of the kitchen and into the school room for something other than serving you your lunch. However, that IS where I excel – cooking and ordering the cafeteria staff around and watching them jump when I give orders! The school room is the Professors’ territory and they WILL be back next week for Teaser time.
GOOD!
I think the contest I had was a FUN change for everyone. We had eight glorious entries in the contest……………and what a bunch of INTERESTING recipes we got !!
Interesting? I thought they were SCARY!
ME TOO!!!! I was afraid my Mom was going to make one of those things for dinner!!
Thanks for filling in for the Professors Miss Dingleberry…….
It was interesting being here but I’ve been missed in the cafeteria…..the staff wasn’t crazy about my “fill-in” chef for some reason!
All of the recipes were fabulous and creative and disgusting all rolled into one. But only ONE received the MOST VOTES and that was………….
CLOWIE!!!! and her Bombe Surprise!
Here’s her WINNING recipe!
Clowie – we have a special badge for you to hold near and dear to your heart – you can hang it in your room, post it all over town, make copies and hand them out with your Christmas cards this year, frame it and put it in a closet for safekeeping………..but we hope you will always remember winning Miss Dingleberry’s Recipe Contest !
Each of the other entrants get a badge for just being BRAVE enough to share a recipe for something disgusting with our viewers…………we hope you will be proud of your “ALMOST WON” badge and wear it in good health (and promise us you will not try MAKING any of your recipes!).
Madi, Kismet, Phenny, Csilla, Ellen, Evil Squirrel, and Janet this is for you:
Click HERE to read yesterday’s post containing all the recipes that were entered!
Our Cheer Team would like to honor all of you with what they do best!
Clowie, Clowie
You make us feel glowy!
Your Bombe Surprise
WON FIRST PRIZE!
Our other entries were good
The best in the ‘hood!
This contest was FUN
But now we must RUN
We congratulate you all
This contest was a ball!
Now, to finish class today, I’m going back to my role as your cafeteria supervisor and serving your lunch!
Step right up – this stuff will send you to the restroom in a hurry!
Gosh, can’t I get a break from bathroom duty????? Change the menus please!
They told me in the kitchen to try the BOMBE SURPRISE……..BURP…..I don’t feel so good!
Thanks for having fun with us for the contest!
Professors Sammy and Teddy
TWO Spoiled Cats 
congrats Clowie!!! we will use that recipe for the golden anniversary of my grandpawrents… I bet that will be da bomb and a surprise for all ;O))))
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Thank you, Phenny. I hope everyone enjoys it!! 😀
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You’d better warn the local hospital emergency room that you’re preparing that meal…..you want them to be READY for the entire family to show up needing CARE!!!!!! HAHAHAHA
Hugs, Teddy
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Thank you very much. You have made me a beautiful badge.
This contest was a lot of fun. I enjoyed reading all the recipes, but I’m still having trouble persuading the bipeds to let me try them out!
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Clowie that’s because your bipeds don’t want to have to take you to the vet for “observation” or some disgusting stomach pump procedure!!!!!! CONCATULATIONS MY FRIEND! Your recipe ROCKED!
Hugs, Teddy
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Congrats to Clowie! My hordes of loyal supporters (All two of them) made a feverish attempt to stuff the ballot box, but unfortunately they all got sick on the way to the polls for some reason. As for that poor baby in the badge, I don’t know if that’s a reaction to the nasty baby food (It’ll look the same going out as it does coming in) or maybe he just watched Chef Snuggie’s “cooking” demonstration…
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And before Kismet chimes in, it obviously hurt my cause that convicted felons aren’t allowed to vote…
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Actually any convicted felon who has internet access would have been WELCOME to vote for your – er – um – “creative” possum-fest recipe!
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HA!!!! Yes all two of your loyal supporters offered to send me a $1 Million dollar check counter-signed by some Prince in Nigeria if I’d pump up the volume on your votes….but honesty outweighed greed (just this once!) and seems our dear Clowie’s disgusting recipe won fair and square! Thanks for playing along with this change in our normal (well…maybe not NORMAL but you know) weekly schedule.
Hugs, Pam and Teddy
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We should another fun ‘contest’ like that sometime again!
Halloween might be a good time:)
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Oh we will definitely be doing this again! Miss Dingleberry insisted on it!
Hugs, Teddy
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Sounds delish, and simple enough for Mom to whip up for me #perfection
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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Well dear Cupcake – you are one very BRAVE and ADVENTUROUS girl to want to try Clowie’s recipe!! Good luck!
Hugs, Teddy
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Oh Clowie, that was inspired! Fabulously DISGUSTING 😀 Well done you. This contest could well go on from stench to stench…
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HAHAHA……yes, this could become a fairly regular feature if we let Miss Dingleberry out of the cafeteria kitchen from time to time! CLowie’s BOMBE SURPRISE was certainly an INTERESTING recipe!
Hugs, Teddy
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That certainly took some imagination!
Love, Sundae
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It truly was a whole lot of fun to do something different! Miss Dingleberry liked being in the spotlight too instead of in the kitchen.
Hugs, Teddy
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That was fun! I enjoyed reading all of the recipes and while I admit I haven’t tried on on yet for mom and me..still, I loved reading them. Congratulations to the winner!
Katie Isabella
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It was fun to see what people came up with for those three disgusting photos. We’ll have to do that again some time – it was just so hilarious!
Hugs, Teddy
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ConCats to Clowie for that “GREAT” recipe!! All the entries did a great job!
The Florida Furkids
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We were amazed at how disgustingly clever the recipes were – although we know we have the BEST BLOG AUDIENCE in the entire universe, who knew they had warped imaginations like WE have!!! It worked out well – wish more had participated but then it would have been HARDER to vote! HAHAHA
Hugs, Teddy
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Congratulations Clowie! That was one yucky good recipe! Congrats to the other recipe contestants too! They were all fun and interesting!
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It was a super fun contest – Miss Dingleberry may wind up making one of those hideous recipes for lunch at Ding Dong School…….now I’m worried!
Hugs, Teddy
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Congratulation Clowie! If you need any cat puke for the recipe, I have lots you can have. 🙂
That was fun, you should do it again at Halloween. XO
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We just might do that!! It was fun…..and crazy……and wacky……!
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The only problem I saw with Clowie’s recipe is the cat puke. You don’t have any cat puke until a cat eats the meal from the recipe and you can’t make the meal until you have cat puke. You’re stuck in a catch-22.
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Well speaking from experience, there are a lot of ways to produce cat puke…..someone would just have to get creative and get a FRESH supply to start with “pre-recipe” !
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That was a fun contest. We voted for Clowie, and we love the winner’s badge. But we are super proud of ours. You’ll see it next week on our blog. Great cheer and all the recipes were equally disgusting with Clowie’s being just a bit more so. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer
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Concatulations for being one of the eight who met the challenge with great gusto (and a stomach pump!). It was tons of fun……….we will do it again!!!!
Love, Teddy and Mom too
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A well deserved win for Miss Clowie! Now I remember why I’m a vegetarian. LOL
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Clowie surely find the right words to go with the photo to make the most disgusting dessert.
Well done!!
Hugs madi and mom
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She’s definitely got a future in the disgusting food world that’s for sure! LOL
Hugs, Teddy
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We loved it. Tyebe was freakin’ out thinking we were going to feed her pond scum from now on. Mom caught Tyebe as she flew down the hall in a panic and i explained it was a joke. She has trouble seeing things as a joke…..she’s really not much fun unless you want to jump everywhere you go.
Shoko
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She’s learning quick from you Shoko! I’m sure you keep her on her toesies as she does you! In about 3 more months she will be a lot more fun…..right now everything is new, weird, and freaky to her but once she gets used to everything (including you!) she will settle in and be a very cool little sister creature!!!!
Hugs, Teddy
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Congrats to Clowie! That was quite the…erm….recipe. Blech.
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