It’s That Time Again!
Time to wake up the King of Baconia and feed him his bacon – kind of like Popeye needs his spinach – the King needs his bacon!
OF COURSE I AM!
We do have bacon on other occasions around here – maybe once or twice a week in addition to Saturdays but on Saturday it seems the bacon is a bit more PLENTIFUL than other days. Now there’s one thing I must confess – – – this may come as a shock – – – brace yourselves – – – when I have bacon, I get a piece about one inch square………then, if I finish that Mom will give me another but I have NEVER had more than that! Are you disappointed to learn that the KING only has that little bit? I bet you thought I ate the entire package right? Nope……my parents aren’t shy about eating two or three pieces but me? I MODERATE MY INTAKE! I have to look out for my figure after all.
Well my parents say that anyway!
People will say that bacon isn’t GOOD for you………….I say if you like it, it’s good for you……….so there…….no wonder I am so well-loved by the residents of the country of Baconia right? I’m ALL FOR BACON and plenty of it.
I say it every week…….”It’s Good To Be King” !