Uhoh Elfvis

Some of you have been asking me “where’s ELFVIS???” and I reminded you that Mom banished him to the top of her armoire a week or so ago to keep him out of trouble.  Well, Elfvis is nothing if not resourceful (and evil) so SOMEHOW he managed to get down and here’s what he got up to today!

First of all Mom walked into her bedroom just in time to see that Elfvis had obviously helped himself to her jewelry box……not only was he all “blinged up” with some of her bracelets but he had a BAG full of earrings and other assorted gems.  Unacceptable behavior Elfvis!   Never bite the hand that feeds you (or raid the jewelry box of the lady who hasn’t put you in the garbage disposal yet).

Evidence Photo #1

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THEN, my Dad went into his study and found THIS.   First of all this plane is one that my Dad built when he was a boy so you know the thing is older than dirt and rather delicate…..so it was an insult to find Elfvis sitting on the prop pretending to be a daredevil of the skies.  NO NO NO Elfvis – even I, who have lived here for almost 15 years, knows NOT TO TOUCH DADDY’S STUFF!!

Evidence Photo #2

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Lastly (at least as far as we know at the time of this post!) I discovered Elfvis sitting on the bookshelf where the Christmas village thing is set up……..he decided that he was going to steal one of the little trees to have as his very own.   It would have been acceptable if he’d ASKED first – and after all, in the true spirit of Christmas maybe we SHOULD let him have his own tree (it might keep him out of ours!), but he didn’t ask – he was just TAKING!   NO NO NO Elfvis.

Evidence Photo #3

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Right now he’s back up on the armoire and Mom had to “restrain” him…..so we’re hoping that we get at least a few days reprieve before he figures out how to get back down again and wreak havoc again.

Meanwhile, did you know that tomorrow is TEASER TUESDAY?   Well it is!   And remember I have those FANTABULOUS newly designed December badges in the offing for those of you who are lucky enough to remember to show up tomorrow to take a peek at the photo(s).  Where will we be going this week to try and stump you?  I’m not tellin’ and Elfvis isn’t either because I think Mom put a gag on him in addition to the restraints.  HAHAHA

Don’t bother calling the Elf union about the way he’s being treated here because when they heard Elfvis was here all they had to say was “GOOD LUCK”…………not “we’re sending an attorney” !!!!!

Have a super Monday!

Hugs, Sammy the Elf Watcher

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78 thoughts on “Uhoh Elfvis

  1. I knew it was too good to last! He looks so innocent too, with his little rosy cheeks. Just goes to show how deceptive looks can be. He’s quite the daredevil too, sitting on the plane prop. Good luck to you if you think you can keep him out of mischief.

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  2. We think Elfvis might need an ASBO! (Anti-Social Behaviour order) But here in the UK they have become a bit of a medal of honour among thugs! MOL Those cherubic little red cheeks are a bit of a give-away though! Has Elfvis been at the Christmas sherry already? 😉 Have a great day, Sammy x0x

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    • Purrrrhaps Elfvis has been raiding the booze cabinet….I haven’t thought to check that out but I may suggest to Mum she put a LOCK on it! Can’t trust this guy….he’s EVERYWHERE!!!!!

      Hugs, Sammy

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  3. Sammy he is one evil dude indeed!..fancy knocking off mums bling! I agree with Cupcake watch out for your bacon on Saturday….yikes! …and as for dad’s plane…well that is plane rude bwwhahahhaaha 🙂 hugs and loves Fozziemum xxx

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  4. Oooh….Cupcake is right — your toy wagon!! I sure hope Elvfis doesn’t decide to raid that…what if he were to hide all your toys, Sammy???!!! Yikes!
    I sure hope your Mom put extra strong restraints on him!
    Love, Sundae

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  5. Proof positive Elvfis is a shameless, brazen elf. Next thing I hear he’ll be trying to nap in your tent!
    Disturbing truly disturbing
    Hugs madi your bff

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  6. I guessed it! Elves are related with goblins and gnomes and they love sparkling things…. and I’ve read they have glue on their fingers… I’m ready for tomorrow, is the last picture a hint? :o)

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  7. The little stinker is no match for you Sammy! I am sure all is secure with you keeping watch. He might get in a little trouble but you will get him before he wreaks too much havoc! Doesn’t he realize he is dealing with a Sabertooth Cat Scout???? He was taking a huge chance sitting on that prop… owieeeeeeeeeeeee! See you in the morning 😀

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    • I thought it was very cheeky (no pun intended) of him to pop himself on the prop! If my Dad saw that he would have freaked. NOBODY TOUCHES THAT PLANE!!! Mom’s not even allowed to dust it. Elfvis is definitely a major troublemaker….thank heavens Mom knows I’m a little angel so I’m NOT responsible for any of these things going on around here!

      Love and Hugs, Sammy

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  8. Oh my pig cousin! I can’t believe what that little rascal has been up to – how dare him! I’m off now to see if they make straight jackets for little elves. I’ll buy an entire crate for our guys! XOXO – Bacon

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  9. Aaaaaw Sammy sounds like yous all awe havin’ a time. Luv yous little Christmas village. Not sure it wuld be safe here eever. MOL and yous daddy’s plane is so cool. Hims very talented.

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Lexi

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    • Hi Dezi! The little Christmas village used to be set up under our tree – but I got a little too “friendly” with it (so says Mom) so it’s now on top of a bookcase! Apparently nothing is too high up for Elfvis though!!!!

      Hugs, Sammy

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      • Oh Sammy, yous did a naughty. MOL Yep mommy sez hers has seen those lots but wuld never fink ’bout buyin ’em cuz she wuldn’t get to enjoy it. Don’t know why, she has lots of fings we don’t bodder. Just cus we like da Christmas stuffs dusn’t mean weez wuld……Well purrawlly so. MOL

        Luv ya’

        Dezi and Lexi

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          • MOL Yep Sammy it’s kinds dat way wiff us too. MOL Dat’s why mommy wuz shocked when me wuz, uh, heloin’ wiff da decowations on da twee. Weez had a twee ever since me first came to live here and dat first Christmas me wuz a little pistol and only a kupple mumffs old but me didn’t bodder da twee at all, and never hav. Till just da udder day. MOL Guess it all just finally got to me.

            Luv ya’

            Dezi and Lexi

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  10. Ha! That Elfvis sure does know how to get into mischief. I would sleep with one eye open. Just sayin’.

    P.S. Sorry I furgot to put a card in your Secret Paws package!! I’ll never get all of the egg off of my face in time for Christmas.

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    • Thank you again for the box of goodies….I can hardly wait to get into it but Mom’s REALLY being stubborn about that! Most of the time she’s fun but at Christmas she gets a little MEAN and doesn’t let me “cheat” !!!! We didn’t know how to email you to let you know the box was here. Mom says it looks like you were VERY VERY VERY VERY generous with your gifts though…..you’re too kind!!! We hope you and your kitties have a beautiful Christmas too!

      Love and hugs, Sammy (and Mom Pam)

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  11. You are brave souls Sammy & Pam for letting an Elf into your home…I am scared of them….sort of like clowns only smaller….
    Good luck; you’re on your own 😉
    Love Sherri-Ellen & Purrince Siddhartha ❤ ❤ ❤

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  12. Oh, that Elfvis is is a tricky one. Always up to something. The little grandkids woke up this morning to discover that their Elfie had brought along a female elf Noelle. Double trouble now.

    Woos – Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  13. We are darn happy that none of Elfvis’ family or friends have shown up at our house. Mom says that all of us have been on our worst behavior, and we don’t need any elf giving us anymore ideas of how to be naughty. Wonder if you can find an itty bitty straight jacket for that guy. Great party at Scouts today, Sammy. Ho, ho, ho, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbetth and Calista Jo

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    • Thanks for coming to the Wildcats pawty……hopefully Denmaster liked the slideshow – she was there but didn’t comment for some reason…..anyway, I added the slideshow link to the Wildcats Page details this morning so it will be there for all to see for a while!!!!! Yes – you should be grateful that Bacon didn’t send you all an elf too….trust me….they’re nothing but TROUBLE!

      Hugs, Sammy

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  14. Well too bad I missed Elfvis’s antics before Christmas. Seems he was a bit of a mischief maker. I had no idea they were unionized though, LOL. Mommy must have a lot of stories to tell about his antics, very creative little fellow. Glad you were on top of things Sammy xoK

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    • Elfvis tormented all of us for weeks but he’s not safely packed away (Mom put him UNDER other things in the box too!). Whew! I never knew where I’d find him but now I can sleep in peace and know that everything will be where we left it the night before…..he was a real sneak!

      Hugs, Sammy

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