Can It Be True?
Today is the last bacon before Christmas?
Yes my friends………this time next week there will be NO presents under my tree – everything will have been opened on Christmas morning…….things may or may not still be under the tree that were opened and left in their boxes. I will be enjoying my first “post Christmas bacon breakfast” just like today I’m enjoying my last “pre Christmas bacon breakfast”.
Maybe this is what Mom will fix me for breakfast? A Christmas tree full of bacon as one final BIG Christmas present? Oh I should be so lucky. One thing better NOT happen and that’s THIS:
This morning there’s no problem though because even as you’re reading this, I’m smelling bacon cooking in the kitchen. I WILL have it today………………..!!!
Funny the kinds of things that pop up when you google “Christmas Bacon”…………there’s apparently a whole lot of Christmas tree ornaments for bacon fans – I’ve already added THAT to my Christmas list for next year. There were even photos of bacon garlands for Christmas trees…..now that might be a bit much. Even for ME! And I even saw (are you ready for this?) bacon after shave lotion………..imagine walking down the street and having every cat in the universe trailing after you like the Pied Piper because you smelled like a big slab of bacon thanks to your after shave?!?!
Well, anyway, the new STAR WARS movie is finally out so this graphic that I’ve used a lot over the past year is definitely “IN SEASON” now – – – – – enjoy all you Star Wars fans (who also love bacon):
Happy Bacon Caturday!
Sammy the Baconator
Help yourself to this badge if you’re like me – – – in LUV with bacon!