Good Morning Class! Time to COMMENT is NOW!
That’s right – when you get here on Tuesday morning right after we go LIVE, you could be FIRST to comment and you would be winning this little beauty:
Today we have a goodie for you in the Teaser department. I like these kinds of photos because you see SO MUCH but you may not see the “right” things to lead you to the path of CORRECT GUESSING. There’s so much in the photo it’s hard to pick up any clues. But before we do THAT, let’s talk about rumors! Yesterday our Cheer Team did a whole cheer based on the possibility that our very own Sarge and our very own Marge might be planning a nuptial occasion. Who knows where they come up with this stuff, but we asked both Sarge and Marge if they would like to comment on that and OH BOY DID THEY EVER WANT TO!!!!
NOW HEAR THIS! I categorically deny that Sarge and I have the slightest romantic feelings or intentions towards or with or around each other and under no circumstances would we even eat lunch with each other much less share a romantic entanglement of any shape, color or size! We are colleagues at Ding Dong School, each dedicating our talents to keeping the children of Ding Dong School safe, secure AND well educated and have ZERO time for foolishness! I must insist that the Cheer Squad issue a retraction of their previously stated “news” and cease and desist from spreading romantic allegations of this sort in the future. OR ELSE DEMERITS WILL BE ISSUED!!!
Yep – it’s all FALSE…….I wouldn’t touch Marge with a ten foot……uh…..um……submarine sandwich from Miss Dingleberry’s kitchen!
Alright you two – thank you for clearing that little matter up. Let’s return to talking Teaser shall we??
Yeah….who wants to hear about mushy stuff like romance?!?! Yuck!
What’s a romantic entanglement…..I dunno whatchou talkin’ about!
Good – you all are too young in this classroom to be talking about that stuff anyway. Besides this is GEOGRAPHY and not SEX EDUCATION!
I want to remind everyone what the rules are for guessing where today’s TEASER photo was taken…………..these are strict rules now so best pay attention before you start guessing:
Now, before we get our Security Guard to bring out today’s Teaser photo – how about we get our Cheer Team to give you a rip-roaring cheer to get you ready to guess!
We might have been mistaken
With the rumour we were creatin;
So I guess we’ll apologize
For embarrassing you guys!
Sorry Marge and Sargey
There will be no wedding party
Now let’s get back to class
We want you all to pass
Good luck with your Teaser test
With brains I hope you are blessed
Just try your hardest to win
Or Dingleberry’s head will spin!
(you didn’t expect us to do a serious cheer did you????)
Thanks team……………you certainly managed to take our minds off Marge and Sarge………………the thought of Miss Dingleberry’s head spinning is quite a VISUAL.
Spin a record…yes…spin a head…..no!
Mr. Security Guard, could you come on in with the photo for today? Class is disintegrating before our eyes so we need to get the photo up ASAP………..thanks!
WHERE was this photo taken class? City/Town/Village and Country if not in USA or what State if you think it’s in the USA. READY SET GO!
If you are FIRST to guess correctly, tomorrow when we hand out awards, you will win this:
If you’re RIGHT with your guess but you’re not the FIRST to be right, you get this:
And those of you who guess but are WRONG with your guess – you still get to take home a little token of your failed but valiant effort to get the Teaser correct:
So get to guessing………………and when you’re ready, I do believe Miss Dingleberry will be rewarding us today with LUNCH outside in the playground………….! Remember, tomorrow is the day we find out who studied and who didn’t study…………and find out WHO wins WHAT in the Teaser badge department!
Fried onion rings!
Grilled corn on the cob!
ALRIGHT! Enjoy your lunch – and good luck with the Teaser – Your PROFESSORS have LEFT the building……………………………………
Professors Angel Sammy and Teddy too!!