Pre-Tease Monday

Good Morning Class!

Here we are again!    Time to Tease you about tomorrow’s Geography Test……………..we will have a Guest Teaser for you tomorrow so batten the hatches and drag out your books and reference material because you will need to study tonight!

“Yes Bobby??”

“Professor Angel Sammy is it gonna be a tough test???”

“Well Bobby, some will find it EASY and some will find it TOUGH…..I suggest you just STUDY tonight and you will be fine.”

YESSIR! Bobby you just need to be purrpared for a test PERIOD. Don’t ask questions like will it be hard. All you students are SPOILED! You need to buckle down and work HARD…..in fact, everybody down on the floor now and give me 10 push-ups PRONTO!!!!”

“Well Sarge I don’t think the pushups are necessary BUT I do think the students should study and just be READY for whatever photo we have tomorrow PERIOD!”

A reminder to everyone that tomorrow’s post will be going live at a surprise time – not the usual time – so just be ready for it………………then whoever is the FIRST to comment on the post will be lucky enough to win a badge to brag that they were the FIRST COMMENTER………..so be ALERT!

After that, in order to get any OTHER badge, you will need to examine the photo closely and be the FIRST RIGHT GUESSER of where the photo was taken (and we need town/city/village AND state if USA or country if non-USA) and then you will win this!

Those who guess RIGHT but aren’t first AND those who are WRONG WRONG WRONG, will win one of these last two badges as appropriate!

SO, keep an eye on your inbox tomorrow and you just might get something other than the GREENIE you are probably getting every week (tee hee).     Now let’s get everybody fired up by bringing out perky little Teaser Cheerleader out for a spin!   Suzie?

Boo-Ya, Boo-Ya
Rah Rah Bum
Most of this class
Is truly dumb
I cheer you on every week
And get paid for my trouble with a pinch of my cheek (my face not my butt!)
C’mon you lazy peeps
Show me some stuff
Air out your brains
Blow out all that fluff!
Study hard tonight
Make things right
Or Sarge will have to get you
With his BITE BITE BITE!!!

Well, I’m not sure what to say about your cheer today Suzie but if it works and gets everyone to TRY HARD to guess the Teaser tomorrow then maybe we’ll have to get you to be CRUEL TO BE KIND every week!

So until tomorrow……

Class DISMISSED!

You heard the General – I mean the Prof – class dismissed. Leave in single file……HUT 2-3-4 !

Angel Professor Sammy

 

Pre-Tease Monday

Hello Students!

Here we go with another week which of course means another Teaser photo coming your way TOMORROW.   Will you be ready?    I hope so – especially those of you who haven’t won a badge yet – of ANY type……….even a Greenie because you don’t even win THAT unless you’ve guessed and are wrong!    So, whaddaya say?   Maybe THIS if your week??!!

Remember I told you last week that because my Mom and Dad aren’t QUITE ready to adopt a new kitty yet (who would naturally become my TEACHING ASSISTANT here), we would be temporarily employing a friend of our very own SuzieQ to be our Assistant for a while?    Well, today you get to meet him.    Suzie allowed me to interview him before he starts today, but SHE provide all the questions I was to ask and honestly – I don’t think it was a very tough interview.    What do you think?

Questions You Are Allowed To Ask

1. Do you believe in disciplining uncooperative students?
2. Do you think cheerleading should be part of school curriculum and not an “activity”?
3. Do you have a problem with substance abuse (i.e. catnip,silvervine,etc.)?
4. Will you promise to protect me from Professor Sammy when he gets upset with me for being late to Teaser on Tuesdays?

I ask you – is that a tough bunch of questions?   I think not.   Especially since SuzieQ provided each candidate with THE ANSWERS and slipped them a bribe to answer accordingly.    So, I had a lot of interviews with the same answers given.    I just tossed their names up in the air and here’s who got the job.

May I introduce to you, our temporary Teaching Assistant, Freddy Farkelbomm.    Freddy is a retired Marine Drill Sargent so he knows how to keep a class in line.   He knows how to keep ANYONE in line.   Ahem.

Freddy Farkelbomm, at your service!

Does anyone have a question for Mr. Farkelbomm?

Yes Bobby – what is your question for Mr. Farkelbomm?

“May I please be excused to go to the litterbox??”

I can handle that one Mr. Freddy – YES you may go but hurry back because we have a lot of business to cover on our Pre-Tease Monday……………….go on……………run like the wind!

Now, where was I…..oh yes.   Welcome to Geography class Freddy – I’m sure you’ll enjoy getting to know the students here.   When I have to be absent, you will be in charge of this group of smarty-peeps!

Suzie is going to give you all a cheer tomorrow instead of today – she has a dental appointment this morning.   She’s having her FANGS sharpened.

So, we will look forward to seeing all of you here in class tomorrow morning – at a time that will be a COMPLETE SURPRISE so be on the ALERT – keep an eye on your inbox for our TEASER post to arrive.   If you are the FIRST to comment on the post tomorrow you will win this:

All you have to do is just comment – don’t even have to guess – and if you’re first you get the badge – cool huh?    You might have to SHARE it if others comment during the same 60 seconds that you do but SHARING is CARING………..yes?

THEN, if you correctly figure out and guess where the photo I post tomorrow was taken – the town/city/village AND the state (USA) or country (not-USA) you will win one of these:

FIRST RIGHT GUESSER GETS:

OTHER RIGHT GUESSERS GET:

IF YOU ARE CLUELESS AND GUESS BUT YOU’RE WRONG YOU GET:

SO, Mr. Farkelbomm and I will look forward to seeing you in class tomorrow………….Don’t be late – I don’t think Mr. Farkelbomm will be KIND to those who arrive LATE!!!!!!    Right Mr. Farkelbomm????

“Ya Betta Believe It!!”

See you tomorrow Class!   Class dismissed!

Angel Professor Sammy

Tuesday Teaser

Good Morning Class!

Everyone ready for your Tuesday Geography quiz?

Welcome back after your New Year celebrations and I do hope that everyone has fully recovered from eating too much, drinking too much, partying too much and just plain HAVING TOO MUCH FUN!

It’s time to get back to work…………..we have a GUEST TEASER for you today and I hope you’re ready cuz it might be a toughie.   Remember that you can’t just say WHAT you are seeing in the photo, but WHERE it is located.  Town/City/Village and State (if USA) or country (if not).   OK??????

REMINDER:   If you are the first to comment on THIS post you will get this!

So before we get started, you’d better comment………..you might have to SHARE the honors with other blogger buddies because it’s not unusual for a pile of people to be READY to comment together during the first minute we go live!   Hurry up – go comment – We’ll wait……………..

tick tock tick tock

OK – time’s up – here we go!  Suzie?  You’re ON!

It’s a brand new year
Let’s all give a cheer
Oh wait, that’s my job!
So back off BOB!
You too Sue – Cheering’s not for YOU!
Let’s get our rears in gear
So what I want to hear
Is your guess for today’s TEASE
So come on pretty please!
You just might be RIGHT
Unless of course you’re WRONG
I’ll sing you a condolence song!
Or send you a New Year’s thong!
(uhoh….Professor Sammy is looking at me now like he’s not pleased with my cheer today…..eeek)

I think we’d better MOVE ALONG now to Mr. Silver Briefcase………….just to remind, you he told us before the holiday that he wanted to shop for a new outfit for the new year.   This is what he showed up at work today with…………….not sure if this is BETTER or WORSE than the black trenchcoat thing…………..what do you think?

Well for better or worse, would you show us the photo for today Mr. Security Guard???????

Professor Sammy I have TWO pictures for your class!

Remember, we need to know what town/city/village AND what country or state these photos were snapped in!!

IF you are FIRST RIGHT GUESSER on the photos you get:

If you are RIGHT but not FIRST you get:

If you’re WRONG but you’ve gone to the agony of trying, you get:

OK – go for it – gimme your BEST SHOT!!!!!   Tomorrow we’ll TELL ALL including who wins, who loses, and WHO was our Guest Teaser – oh yeah – we’ll also tell you where the photos were taken!!!!!

GOOD LUCK CLASS!

See you tomorrow!!

The Angel Prof !!

 

Pre-Tease/Post-Christmas Monday

 

Indeed it is!!!   Welcome aboard!

Students I know you all had a wonderful holiday and it’s hard to concentrate on geography after eating lots of good food, opening lots of fun presents and staying up all hours to see Santa Paws plop out of your chimney BUT it’s time for pre-teasing.    I must prepare you for tomorrow’s test.   There will be a post coming to your mailbox at an undisclosed and top secret time and in it will be a photo that you must try and figure out WHERE WAS THIS TAKEN????????

The FIRST person to comment on that post tomorrow will get a special prize to display in a spot of honor on their blog or FACEBOOK page or just hang it up in the bathroom on the mirror !!   

Then, the first person who actually guesses the location (the FULL location…..city/town/village and state/country) will get this:

Other folk who guess correctly but are NOT first, will get this:

AND, heaven forbid you are WRONG when you guess or just plain haven’t got any idea where the photo was taken but even then you STILL get one of these to call your VERY OWN!!!!:

Everyone is a winner – how cool is that anyway?   Where else can you go and be WRONG and still win something except HERE in Professor Sammy’s classroom?

I do hope that everyone had a nice holiday yesterday OR are still enjoying their holiday today – my Mom and Dad had a visit from Santa Paws but still found it very different NOT having yours truly present for Christmas.   Yes they miss me.   Guess what.   I miss them too.   BUT we are moving forward with a smile.   It’s not just a New Year’s Resolution – it’s a promise!

Suzie is warming up in the Cheerleaders Locker Room (she’s either warming up or she’s peeking in the guy cheerleader’s shower room which wouldn’t surprise me one bit!)…………and she will be here tomorrow to cheer you on………………..so make sure and be here OK?  OK!

Yes….even dignified geography professors are

allowed to celebrate the new year that’s coming! 

Professor Sam 

Pre-Tease Monday

Here We Go for a Christmas Week Teaser!

Will you be ready tomorrow??????

Mom is working hard on some Christmas Teaser Badges – she had a super duper busy weekend so I’m hoping with my encouragement the new badges will be done in time!

We will be having a GUEST TEASER too – you know how THAT goes – some are EASY PEASY and some make you want to SCREAM!

SuzieQ will have a Christmasized Cheer (whatever THAT is) and we’ll try to get you in the mood for the festivities coming next Sunday with Christmas Morn and Santa Paws and all the wonders of the season……………………….so, tune in tomorrow for TEASER TIME!!!

My wings are folded back (or tucked in under my sweater) for class!

Until tomorrow……….

Angel Professor Sammy!

P.S.  My Mom wants to say that today would have been her Mom’s 100th birthday…..she became an Angel in 2001.

Happy Birthday Grandmom……………