Pre-Tease Monday

OK Class – what day is it?

I know – I know – I know – I know – I know……..

YES WE KNOW YOU KNOW!!!

Welcome class…….we’re getting ready for tomorrow’s photo challenge so please make sure you study up tonight…………….who knows what corner of the world we will explore tomorrow but I can tell you it will be a GUEST TEASER again…………..no worries – not as awful as MONACO was last week I promise……….really…………..truly.

Remember that whoever comments on the post tomorrow FIRST will win the FIRST COMMENTER AWARD…………..and we will WAIT a little while before announcing who wins so we don’t have to award any SAM BOO BOO badges (hahahaha) like last week so be patient…………..OK?    The post will go live at some time that’s a SECRET so don’t ask me because I can’t tell.

Now how about a little pre-tease cheer from the ever-bubbly, ever-unpredictable Suzie!??????

Tomorrow is the TEST
I promise not to jest
If you’re right you will be blessed
If you’re wrong you’ll be a mess
The photo might be hard
But I’ll send you a sympathy card
Be brave and guess away
You know I then will say
BRAVO YOU’RE OUR HERO
The rest of you are ZERO!

Oh dear………..that was one of your more “unkind” efforts Suzie but people love you even if you’re CRUEL so thank you for the cheer – crowd?  What do you think of today’s cheer?

Some of you aren’t too sure………..

But most of you approve!

On that HIGH NOTE, Class is adjourned!!

Angel Professor Sam and his sidekick Assistant Teddy

P.S.               Make sure you’re here when you get the DING on your computer/phone, etc. that there’s a post from US – because then it will be ON!!!    One of the badges might be yours!

For being FIRST on Teaser of June 27,2017

For Teaser of June 27,2017

For Teaser of June 27,2017

 

 

Pre-Tease Monday

Happy Pre-Tease Monday Teaser Fans!

The day before the BIG DAY and your chance to start fine-tuning your geography skills and making sure your eyes are well rested………because you’ll need all your skills tomorrow when we post our Teaser photo of the week!    Please remember also that the post is going to pop up some time that you can’t BET ON because Mom is the only one who knows what time it will go LIVE.   Who knows what she’ll pick…….6AM?  4AM?  Nobody knows!!!

When you first get the blog post though remember to pop right into comments and let us know you’re THERE – why?  Because you will probably be our FIRST COMMENTER!    WHeeee!

Are you in the mood for a Monday Pre-Tease SuzieQ cheer?    Maybe you have a bad case of the “MONDAYS” and need a little something to perk yourself up?   Suzie can do that!

Monday stinks
That’s what we all think!
The drudgery begins
The agony never ends
We slave at work all day
For hardly ANY pay
I think we should all complain
Before we go insane
Go tell your boss right now
That he’s a mean old cow!
Tell him that you are TIRED
Then you’ll probably get FIRED
This cheer was an April Fools joke
I just thought I’d give you all a good poke!
(yes I know I’m a coupla days late-so sue me!)

Ahhhhh……thanks Suzie.   That was truly inspirational.    It was also UNTIMELY since April Fools was a couple of days ago but who’s counting right?    It’s the THOUGHT that counts!

Suzie that cheer stunk……

Oh Sarge now that’s not nice………..Suzie was trying to get everyone READY for tomorrow’s Teaser…….in her own special way.

So Assistant Professor Teddy and I will be looking for you in class tomorrow………………you’d best be here………………if not, Sarge might come looking for you and I don’t think you want that to happen.

Yeah I didn’t think so……………………….

See you tomorrow class!

Angel Professor Sammy

Pre-Tease Monday

Oh boy!  Time for Class!

Here we are on a Monday – getting ready for a Tuesday – which will lead to a Wednesday and it ALL has to do with Teaser!!

This week we have a GUEST TEASER………yep – we know you always have a big SIGH when I say Guest Teaser but this week’s you might like – I think it COULD be an easy one so maybe that will cheer you all up a bit?????

Tomorrow’s post will be live at a surprise time don’t forget – it’s NOT the usual time – that’s so we can catch you off guard and it makes being the FIRST COMMENTER that much more fun.   If you do happen to be the FIRST to comment on tomorrow’s post you will get a special badge from me….you know you want it!   Be ALERT.

Sarge, did you have anything to tell the students about preparing for tomorrow????

YES! GO TO THE BATHROOM BEFORE YOU ARRIVE IN CLASS SO YOU DON’T DISRUPT THINGS LIKE “YOU KNOW WHO” DOES! GOT IT? GOOD!

Uhoh…….I hope little Bobby doesn’t get too upset……oh wait – I don’t see Bobby in class………..does anyone know where Bobby is today?

“I do Professor Angel Sammy. Bobby is in the Nurse’s Office getting a bandaid for an owie he got on the playground.”

Thank you for that information Sylvia.   Purrrhaps Bobby will be able to join us before we dismiss class today…….ANYWAY, as I was saying, we have prizes to give out tomorrow to the FIRST RIGHT GUESSER, all others who are RIGHT GUESSERS, and of course those who are epic failures at guessing – they will get a GREENIE!     Here’s the lineup of goodies:

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Now let’s see if Suzie is back to cheer everybody on!   Suzie?    We certainly missed you last week although your substitute did a valiant job of trying to fill-in for you.

Achoo Achoo Achoo
I had a cold in my head it’s true
My head was full of goo
My nose dripped on my shoe
I’ve got plenty of germs boo hoo
So lemme KISS all of you!
Oooooey gooooey germs
Are better than a pie full of worms!
Ra Ra ROOOOOOO
Here comes the FLU!

Well Suzie, now I’m not so sure we really MISSED you all that much – if you’re still sick with a cold please do NOT kiss everyone and please do NOT leave your dirty Kleenexes all over the classroom!

NEVER A DULL MOMENT IN GEOGRAPHY CLASS!

So, I’ll see you back here tomorrow Class……………..hopefully you can all escape the clutches of Suzie and Bobby will be back in his desk after spending a ridiculous amount of time getting a bandaid put on a boo boo.

Angel Professor Sammy and Assistant Prof Ted

P.S.  Don’t forget, we’ll have a little birthday party for Teddy tomorrow too here in class – he turned ONE on Saturday!

Pre-Tease Monday

Already?  It CAN’T Be Monday!

Well it IS Monday and there’s no school today because it’s a holiday (President’s Day in the USA) BUT I’m going to remind you anyway that tomorrow we WILL have class and we WILL have a Teaser photo or maybe two for you students to agonize over so even though you’re off today – you’d better study anyway!

We’ll have the usual GANG here tomorrow – Suzie, Sarge and Bobby of course………….but since tomorrow is a holiday, a lot of them are away for a long weekend and that’s why we made them promise to be here tomorrow.    I bet I know what Suzie is doing:

PAR-TAY!!!!!

And I also bet I know what Sarge is doing today as well:

No rest for the wicked….

Then of course we all know what Bobby does (usually three or four times in fact during classes!):

Nice to use the litterbox without SARGE timing me!

So I’d say everyone is enjoying themselves.

My little brother Teddy will probably start sitting in on class – just to get the hang of Geography class and how we conduct ourselves for Teaser Tuesday but not until NEXT WEEK.   He’s still recovering from his almost all day Welcome Blog Hopping yesterday.   The kid wears out quickly!

Now remember tomorrow’s Teaser post will pop up at a surprise time – not the usual blog time – so BE ON ALERT……………..and if you are the first person to comment on the Teaser post tomorrow, you will win something!

AND, we have prizes for you if you are the FIRST PERSON to guess the location where the Teaser photo was taken too – and even if you aren’t FIRST to guess right you will win something.   Losers get a GREENIE badge and you just know you wouldn’t mind having something GREEN for your prize collection right?     You HAVE TO GIVE ME THE CORRECT CITY,TOWN,VILLAGE as well as the CORRECT COUNTRY (if out of US) or the CORRECT STATE (if in the US)…………..brush up on that geography students!   Tomorrow will be here before you know it!

I’m in my casual clothes today since there’s no school.

SEE YOU TOMORROW STUDENTS!

Angel Professor Sammy

Pre-Tease Monday

Ready to be Teased Tomorrow?

Of course you are!   Well, let’s just say you BETTER be!!    You know that Sarge is not a happy boy when class is not READY for the geography lesson.

Listen up you students! I don’t want any monkey business tomorrow!

I can tell you that we have a GUEST TEASER again tomorrow………………..so be on alert!    I will expect you to be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed (which I know is tough if you don’t happen to have a tail but you know what I mean – just be READY).

Yeah – like this guy!

I think maybe you need a “dose of Suzie” to get you truly fired up for tomorrow so Suzie – come on in and get this class MOTIVATED will you?

Tomorrow is the Tease
It’s gonna be a WHEEZE
No use in saying PLEASE
Cuz the Teaser won’t be a BREEZE!
Just show up with a big old smile
And plan to stay a while
Or Sarge will have a FIT
And I know you don’t want to be BIT!

OK – that ought to get you ready for tomorrow!     I’ll expect to see you at a SURPRISE time because as you know by now, I post the Teaser at a time DIFFERENT from the usual post time.   That’s why you need to be purrrrpared.   Remember too that you can win a FIRST COMMENTER badge if you are the first to comment on the Teaser post – cool huh?    I also will show you a BRAND NEW BADGE you can win……………you’ve all whined asked me about this for years but we will now have an “ALMOST RIGHT” badge!    I’ll tell you about it tomorrow.

Don’t forget – FIRST COMMENTER GETS A BADGE!    THIS ONE IN FACT:

See you tomorrow Students!

Good Luck, Professor Angel Sammy

P.S.  Don’t forget tomorrow is Valentine’s Day

(or else you might get in big trouble with someone for forgetting!)