Tuesday Teaser

Students Please Take Your Seats!!  Class is about to start……..

Happy Tuesday all………………..remember to comment on this post because you MIGHT be the first to do so and THAT would get you a special badge to display on your blog, FB page, WHATEVA – so hurry up and comment then back to your desk quickly please!

MOVE IT!

(Uhoh…..everybody be extra good in class today because Sarge’s date didn’t turnout so well………..he says no more dates with lady wrestlers for him………..ouch)

Now, shall we REALLY begin class?   OK – today we have a Guest Teaser for you to peruse/study/agonize over and the very FIRST person to guess WHERE this photo was taken will win this:

You know you want this badge – especially if you’ve NEVER won one of them before so study hard AND remember EVERYONE that you MUST guess WHAT ARE WE SEEING IN THIS PHOTO and where was it taken?    I need the State (if USA) or Country (if NOT USA) !!!!    Got it?

To pump you all up before our Security Guard comes to display today’s photo, let’s bring Suzie in for another cheer………..she got your blood pumping yesterday with her Pre-Tease Monday cheer right?   Let’s hope it works again today!

I’m a little bit MAD
About that date that I HAD
The football player was mean
And a real skinny string bean
No muscles and no six-pack
No meat on his rib rack!
No more blind dates for me
My dates from now on I’ll SEE
I’ll try not to be grumpy
Though my “dating road” is bumpy
Let’s give this teaser a try
And I’ll try hard not to cry!
sniff……………

Gosh Suzie – sorry your big date didn’t work out.   Neither did Sarge’s………….!

Yeah well he’s a million years older than me so I’m not interested in him but I wish him luck……maybe if he SMILED????!!!!!

OK – let’s get back to the Teaser…………..Mr. Silver Briefcast/Security Guard/State Trooper guy – please come on down and show us today’s Teaser!!

I’ve got the photo here Professor Sam!

Where Was this Photo snapped? 

OK – you’re on your own kiddos…………study and guess and hopefully you can win a badge……………….!    No matter whether you win or lose you still get SOMETHING – it might be a GREENIE but it’s something!

REMEMBER WHAT YOU CAN WIN…………………………………………………….

If you DO guess correctly and you’re FIRST to do so you get this:

If you guess correctly BUT you’re not first you get this:

And then there’s the LOVELY Greenie for WRONG Guesses:

SEE????  EVERYBODY WINS!

Tomorrow in class we’ll hand out all the badges to our various winners AND we’ll also tell you who our GUEST TEASER was…………….now won’t that just be FUN FUN FUN?

If you say so Professor Sammy

Assistant Professor Teddy and I will look for you in class tomorrow – don’t be late or Sarge just might be waiting for you at the school room door………….or maybe Miss Dingleberry will be there which just MIGHT be worse!

The Dynamic Duo 

Angel Professor Sam and Assistant Prof Ted

Tuesday Teaser

Ta Da!  It’s Time!

Hello class!   Here we are again on a Tuesday – ready to take a peek at a photo or two and figure out WHERE it was taken!   BUT FIRST – run quick and comment on THIS POST – yes – THIS POST – because if you do, you  might be the FIRST COMMENTER and win a badge!   YAY!

Now today we have a GUEST TEASER and I’m going to give you TWO photos to agonize over not the usual ONE!    WOW………you should have plenty to see and figure out with TWO photos right?   Remember when it comes time for you to make your guess, you must give me ALL info – in what town/city and what country (if not USA) or what state (if USA) the photos were taken.  Got it?   Good!

What say we start off with a rowsing cheer from our little dy-no-mite cheering expert, SuzieQ??

Hello and good morning class
I’m here to bring you some SASS
My last cheer was so boring
I heard some of you in class snoring!
I know you like me to be rough
You like your cheerleaders TOUGH
So come on and get to guessing
Or with your mind I will be messing!
You’d better make a guess QUICK
Or I’ll hit you with a great big stick!!!!!!

Alright!  Now that’s the SuzieQ we know and love and expect to hear on Tuesdays……………….right class???????????????????? RIGHT?????????????????

 

 

Since you’re all ready – let’s bring Mr. Silver Suitcase the guy with the photos for this week’s Teaser.   He’s been guarding them all week and I’m sure he’s ready to get that suitcase off his wrist so he can take a proper shower.

I’ve got the photos here Professor Sam!

One near and one far away…………….both of the same location………but WHERE is it?????????????????  If you know WHAT it is that’s even better although all you really have to do is tell me WHERE.    You have all day to inspect the photos and tomorrow we will have a TELL ALL class and you’ll find out who wins what!   Here’s what’s up for grabs:

FOR THE FIRST RIGHT GUESSER:

FOR ANYONE ELSE WHO GUESSES RIGHT:

IF YOU BLOW IT AND GUESS INCORRECTLY YOU STILL GET SOMETHING:

Now I believe we promised you some cookies today – there were a few whiners in the classroom who simply MUST have cookies in class even though your Moms will claim we are ruining your dinner.   Well tough.   You all work hard in class all day and deserve a treat right?   Right!

YES WE KNOW YOU DO!!!!!!

SARGE will make sure you all behave yourselves by the refreshment table so no shoving or pushing – there’s PLENTY for everyone OK class?

YESSIR!

I’LL BE WATCHIN’ YOU!

You may take your snacks out to the playground for recess!    Then back in when the bell rings for more studying!

Angel Professor Sam and Assistant Prof Teddy

Shhhh!  No telling answers until tomorrow you two!!!!!!

Tuesday Teaser

Welcome Class!

It’s that time again!   I’m glad to see all your smiling faces here in the classroom this morning!  My Assistant Teddy and I are hoping you will enjoy today’s GUEST TEASER which might be a little bit tricky – – – – but we know you’re UP for the challenge right?   RIGHT????

What did you say Roxanne??  You know the Teaser and we haven’t even put up the picture??

No sir – you asked if we were up for the challenge and I know the answer to THAT – WE ARE UP FOR IT!

Speak for yourself Roxanne….I’m still half asleep!

Alright let’s start again…………..remember that if you want to win the FIRST COMMENTER badge for this Teaser today you need to COMMENT right now on this blog then come right back to class ASAP!   Go on – hurry – we’ll wait for you!

GET A MOVE ON!!

Whoever is first to comment today (or one of the first in case of a tie!) will get this charming and elegant badge to show off:

Shall we bring in our ever-vivacious, ever-surprising, ever-snarky Teaser Cheerleader in this morning to get you pumped up for guessing?    Oh let’s!

Scream and shout!
Don’t sit there and pout!
Don’t scratch your head and sigh
Don’t whine and have a cry!
C’mon and give us a guess!
Be SMARTER than the rest!
Don’t hesitate just give it a go!
Be a real TEASER PRO!
Don’t be a “Teaser Wienie”
Is your brain really that TEENY?
If you give it all you’ve got
I’ll serve you a tequila shot!!!!

Thank you Suzie but there will be no drinking in class, after class, around class, before class, under the bleachers, in the locker room, in the rest room, or ANYWHERE on the campus of this school – are we clear?

YES PROFESSOR MEANIE!!!!

Let’s get Mr. Silver Briefcase out with the TWO Teaser photos from our Guest today before Suzie has a HISSY FIT………………….

Yes sir….here’s today’s challenge!

A close-up shot

A shot from a distance

OK Teaser Fans…………………remember in order to be the FIRST RIGHT GUESSER today you have to tell me WHERE this photo was taken…………what town/city/village and what state if USA or country if not USA???    OK?  Are we clear?   GOOD – now GO FOR IT!     Here are the badges up for grabs for those of you who get it and those of you who don’t!

IF YOU ARE FIRST RIGHT GUESSER

IF YOU ARE RIGHT BUT NOT FIRST!

IF YOU ARE WRONG BUT GAVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT

All that’s left to do is with you all GOOD LUCK and tell you that we’ll be here at the USUAL time tomorrow for the Teaser Tell All – we’ll hand out the badges to the appropriate and EVER SO LUCKY students who deserve them – Okee Dokee?

See you tomorrow class!  

Angel Professor Sammy and

Assistant Prof Teddy

P.S.   On a very sad note, we learned yeseterday evening that our precious and wonderful friend Flynn from Two Devon Cats left for the Bridge to join his brother Angel Eric.    We know the boys are happy to be reunited but we also know his Mom Jackie and Dad Ivor are beyond brokenhearted………..if you have a moment, please stop by and let them know you’re thinking of them.    Angel Sammy loved Flynn like a brother.    He used to love being “bookends” with Flynn on the Sunday Selfies with The Cat on My Head.   Their posts often appeared side by side and they got a big kick out of doing that.    We will miss you Angel Flynn………………

Pre-Tease Monday

It’s Pre-Tease Monday!

Yeah – I just said that!   So it’s time to get you READY for tomorrow’s Tuesday Teaser.

If you are new to my Tuesday blog – every week we post a photo that is either one of OUR OWN photos from my Mom and Dad’s many trips, OR it’s a photo that was sent in to us by one of our adoring fans (tee hee) – that’s YOU!    If it’s not ours, we call it a GUEST TEASER – they are almost always tougher to guess.   You will take a look at the photo and give me your guess as to WHERE the photo was taken – what town/city/village as well as what state (if USA) or country (if not USA) – and you must have that information in your guess.

So now you’re ready for tomorrow right?   No?   Not quite?   Purrrrrhaps if we ask our Teaser Cheerleader SuzieQ to give you a cheer it will put you IN THE MOOD????

Bingo Bango Bavaria
Don’t dare give me malaria!
If you breathe on me and make me sick
I’ll smack you with a great big stick!
What’s that got to do with teasing?
Some weirdos find pain pleasing…..
I’m getting a bit off-track
Professor Sammy might give me a smack…..
Just let me say I’ll be waiting
For you to guess then we’ll be celebrating!
We’ll go have some mojitos
And several pounds of yummy doritos!
I’ll see you Tuesday RIGHT HERE
And I’ll be doing another swell cheer!

Thanks Suzie – no doubt everyone is FIRED UP now……………………….Class, please also remember that the Teaser photo blog post will NOT BE popping up in your inbox at the same time as we ALWAYS publish this blog.    It will be at a SURPRISE TIME…….you’ll never know WHEN………so stand by……….you may want to put your pillow by your computer so you’ll be READY when the email notice arrives!    Gotta be ALERT to win around here!

Remember the early bird catches the worm!  

YOU ALL HEAR THAT??? BE READY! OR ELSE….

Professor Sammy, Sarge scared me and now I have to go to the litterbox!

Go ahead Bobby – hurry back though.

Nice to use the litterbox without SARGE timing me!

So I’ll see everyone here tomorrow at some surprise time…………….remember whoever COMMENTS first on tomorrow’s Teaser post will win this:

Then there are other prizes for FIRST RIGHT GUESSER, RIGHT GUESSER BUT NOT FIRST and of course WRONG GUESSER (or as we call it, the ever popular GREENIE!).

See you tomorrow kids! 

Professor Angel Sammy and Assistant Professor Teddy

Pre-Tease Monday

Happy Pre-Tease Monday Teaser Fans!

The day before the BIG DAY and your chance to start fine-tuning your geography skills and making sure your eyes are well rested………because you’ll need all your skills tomorrow when we post our Teaser photo of the week!    Please remember also that the post is going to pop up some time that you can’t BET ON because Mom is the only one who knows what time it will go LIVE.   Who knows what she’ll pick…….6AM?  4AM?  Nobody knows!!!

When you first get the blog post though remember to pop right into comments and let us know you’re THERE – why?  Because you will probably be our FIRST COMMENTER!    WHeeee!

Are you in the mood for a Monday Pre-Tease SuzieQ cheer?    Maybe you have a bad case of the “MONDAYS” and need a little something to perk yourself up?   Suzie can do that!

Monday stinks
That’s what we all think!
The drudgery begins
The agony never ends
We slave at work all day
For hardly ANY pay
I think we should all complain
Before we go insane
Go tell your boss right now
That he’s a mean old cow!
Tell him that you are TIRED
Then you’ll probably get FIRED
This cheer was an April Fools joke
I just thought I’d give you all a good poke!
(yes I know I’m a coupla days late-so sue me!)

Ahhhhh……thanks Suzie.   That was truly inspirational.    It was also UNTIMELY since April Fools was a couple of days ago but who’s counting right?    It’s the THOUGHT that counts!

Suzie that cheer stunk……

Oh Sarge now that’s not nice………..Suzie was trying to get everyone READY for tomorrow’s Teaser…….in her own special way.

So Assistant Professor Teddy and I will be looking for you in class tomorrow………………you’d best be here………………if not, Sarge might come looking for you and I don’t think you want that to happen.

Yeah I didn’t think so……………………….

See you tomorrow class!

Angel Professor Sammy

Pre-Tease Monday

Come On In Students!

Happy Monday and if you’ll take your seats at your desks, we will get started with our Monday Pre-Tease class………..first of all, please remember that our TEASER post tomorrow will be popping out onto the airwaves at a SURPRISE time…………..not our usual time……………makes things more interesting that way!    When it arrives, whoever is the FIRST to comment on the post gets a swell badge.    Now isn’t that exciting?   Of course it is!

Professor what if NOBODY comes to the Teaser post tomorrow……has that ever happened????

No Bobby – happily we’ve never had NOBODY show up on a Teaser Post day or for that matter any OTHER day in all the years I’ve been teaching class here.   So you don’t have to worry about that.  SOMEONE will be First Commenter, someone will be FIRST RIGHT GUESSER and there will be other RIGHT GUESSERS and we all know that there’s never a shortage of people qualifying for the GREENIE – all you have to do to get THAT one is be wrong on your guess!

Now, let’s see if our resident cheerleader Suzie might step into the classroom and give us a rousing cheer to get everyone in the mood for the TEASER tomorrow!!!

I’m here WITHOUT my posse’
Those girls were way too bossy
I’m here to shake my pom poms
NOT to eat some bon bons!
We’ll be ready for some Teaser players
I bet they’re home saying their prayers
Everyone wants to be FIRST
Or else they’ll be the WORST!
Study up and be ready
That goes for you too Teddy!

Thank you Suzie…………that was……………well……………..inspiring.

*****SOUND OF GIGGLING IN THE BACK OF THE CLASSROOM*****

No giggling in class or ELSE!

Alright students, thank you for paying attention today – and I wish each and every one of you a happy Monday – I’ll see you BRIGHT AND EARLY for tomorrow’s Teaser!

Angel Prof Sammy and Jr. Prof Teddy

Teaser Tuesday

Attention All Students! 

Report to class now please or Sarge will be looking for you!

Why Good Morning everyone……….you’re all out of breath like you ran all the way here!!   Was it the threat of Sarge coming after you that got your little legs moving?   Well, whatever it was, I’m glad you’re here now so we can start class for this week.  

First order of business is YOU commenting on THIS blog – yep – if you are FIRST to comment, then you will win a badge to show off!   This one:

So, if you’re interested in winning, go comment then hurry back and get in your seat again at your desk…….Sarge is HALL MONITOR so be quick about it!

Get the lead out! Move it! Be back here in 60 seconds or less!

Alright!  Now that you may or may not be FIRST COMMENTER, remember that the other badges are available and they are for FIRST RIGHT GUESSER, OTHER RIGHT GUESSERS, and WRONG GUESSERS as below in the slideshow:

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Please remember that in order to WIN you must give me the town/village/city AND the state (if USA) or country (if out of USA) where this photo was taken.   Has to be the whole thing or else Sarge will not be handing you your badge of glory tomorrow!     So let’s bring in Mr. Silver Briefcase and see what he’s got stashed in the locked security briefcase this week shall we?????

Reporting for duty Professor! I’ve kept the photo SAFE and locked to my wrist all week…makes showering tough but what the heck!!

CAN YOU SOLVE THE MYSTERY OF WHERE THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN??????

Yes Bobby?????

“Professor Sammy can I be excused to go visit the litterbox???”

Bobby class is about to be dismissed…….you’re in luck!

See you tomorrow for Teaser Tell All

Angel Professor Sammy (at your service!)

Tuesday Teaser

It’s TIME……..

School Is In Session!

Welcome to Geography class students……..nice to see your smiling or yawning faces (whichever category you may be in this morning).    FIRST UP – make sure and leave a comment NOW on this blog so you can possibly be my FIRST COMMENTER today and win this:

Hurry up – we’ll wait for you………………………….

Yes Bobby?   “Professor Sammy can I go to the litterbox while we’re waiting for people to comment?”

YES Bobby but hurry because Sarge will not be happy if you take too long!

That’s right Bobby – get your REAR in GEAR and march quickly! Hut-two-three-four…….

OK – looks like Bobby is back and you all are back so let’s get on with today’s Teaser photo shall we?    Let me remind you that the object of this exercise is to guess the spot where these photos were taken – what town/village/city AND what state or country (depending on whether you think it’s in the USA or elsewhere) were they taken?    It’s all about examining photos and figuring out any clues and making a guess.   AND if you are the FIRST to guess correctly you will win this:

If you guess correctly but just aren’t FIRST to guess correctly, you will get this:

And those of you who guess but are WRONG, get the GREENIE!

SO ARE WE READY? 

Mr. Silver Briefcase would you pretty please bring in the photos you have diligently guarded with your life since last week?????    There are TWO photos today sent in by our Guest Teaser!

Here I am in my Park Ranger/Top Secret Courier outfit with today’s PHOTOS!

YES I blanked out a few CLUES but you should still have some left to help you figure this out!  Remember it must be the TOWN and COUNTRY OR STATE where these were snapped!

Tomorrow I will do the TEASER TELL ALL and you will find out who our winner (if we have one!) is and who else got it or didn’t.

GOOD LUCK STUDENTS!

C’mon students! Get those brains in gear…..let’s see some GUESSES coming in!

Thanks Sarge………..I think you did a good job lighting a fire under some of our students alright!

Until tomorrow…….Angel Professor Sammy

Teaser Tell All

Telling It All !!

Hi Teaser Fans!    Before we get down to business with the Teaser I must let everyone know that the recruitment for a Teaching Assistant for me has been put on hold for a while.   You all know that I left for the Bridge December 2nd and my Dad has decided that he just still misses me WAY TOO MUCH to bring a new kitty into the house JUST YET.    Mom loves me and misses me too but she’s ready to be a Mom again………HOWEVER, they both need to feel the same on this so until they do, no more trips to the Shelter.   Mom would be bringing all the cats home I’m afraid!!!   SO, I’ll keep you posted but for now, we aren’t recruiting for a while.

NOW ON WITH THE SHOW!

The Teaser yesterday was not a Guest Teaser – it was one of Mom and Dad’s photos from a trip they took many moons (or suns) ago.   Way before I entered the picture in fact.   Where were they???   Well before I tell you, let’s do some other BUSINESS……………..like telling you WHO was the first commenter yesterday!

KOLYTYI (Miss Csilla) was – WOO HOO!!

She was there in the first 60 seconds and was followed thereafter by bunches of other QUICK DRAW peeps but she was first and the only one in the first minute!    Concatulations Miss Csilla!

Here’s the photo from yesterday – and I’ll tell you WHERE it was taken THEN I’ll tell you who got it right FIRST!

This is a rather long-distance view of Cape Cod’s famous Provincetown in beautiful Massachusetts!    That thing in the WAY distance is the Pilgrim Monument and you can read all about “P-Town” and the wonderful spot that it is by reading what Wikipedia has to say about it HERE.    Mom and Dad stayed in two spots out on the Cape during this trip but visited Provincetown during the day and had lunch there as well as visited a lot of fun shops.  It’s just a very interesting town and they highly recommend a stroll around the streets!

WHO was my FIRST RIGHT GUESSER?????????

Da Phenny and his Mum and Dad – that’s who!!!

BUT there were other right guessers – several of them in fact and those who DID guess Provincetown after Phenny did get this!

Then of course there is the FABLED and FABULOUS Greenie and any of you who guessed but were WRONG will get one if you like:

Feel free to post it on your blog or Facebook page, etc. because – well – YOU EARNED IT GANG!!!!

Another Successful Geography Class concludes!  

Thank you students for paying attention!

Next week I will have a Teaching Assistant but it won’t be another cat in my household, instead it will be someone Suzie has recommended (UHOH I smell trouble don’t you???).   So you can tune in to see what she’s dug up found in the way of help for OLD PROF SAM.   

Your Angel Prof Sammy

Tuesday Teaser

Attention Class!

First of all a brief statement about my possible “Teaching Assistant”….Mom and Dad went to the shelter today intending to adopt a kitty and wound up putting a “hold” on one cat but couldn’t really decide on two others.   SO, tomorrow may be the day but today definitely isn’t the day so hang onto your hats – I will FOR SURE have a new Teaching Assistant here in class by NEXT Tuesday Teaser!

Is everyone settled in your teeny tiny desks with your teeny tiny bottoms planted firmly in your chairs?   Good.   Now we shall begin class.

This week’s Teaser photo will be popping up shortly thanks to Mr. Silver Briefcase BUT before then, I want to remind all of you that whoever COMMENTS on this post (yes – this one you’re reading right now!) FIRST will win this:

SO, go ahead and comment then rush back here immediately so you can hear Suzie’s cheer and see the photo OK?????????

The Teaser this week is just one photo – and you need to examine it closely because it could be a photo taken in MANY PLACES in the world – so study it carefully as any good geography student would do!    Before we have photo study time though, shall we invite SuzieQ out to give you some “PUMP IT UP” energy so you’ll do well guessing the Teaser today?

Come On In Suzie!

We’re here to TEASE
Give us a squeeze
I work hard on my cheer
So you’d better LISTEN here!
Today’s Teaser photo
Has a bit of lucky mojo
You MIGHT be the winna’
If you’ve got winning in ya!
If you’re basically a loser
Then you must be a Greenie chooser!
Come on and give me your guess
I’ll hug you if you do your BEST!
Razzle dazzle wheezie
Good luck with today’s teasie!

As usual I don’t quite know what to say after hearing Suzie’s cheer but I’m sure some of you will be FIRED UP by her words (or are too sleepy to really concentrate on them) so let’s get Mr. Silver Briefcase in here with today’s photo shall we?

Here I am in my Park Ranger/Courier outfit with today’s PHOTO!

Remember PLEASE that you must guess the city/town/village where the photo was taken AND the state (if USA) or country (if not USA) or you will not be THE WINNER!!!!!!!!

There you have it students………………..now it’s your turn – GUESS AWAY and if you are lucky, you can win one of these!

FIRST RIGHT GUESSER GETS THIS:

OTHER RIGHT GUESSERS WHO AREN’T FIRST GET:

EVERYONE WHO IS WRONG (!) GETS:

Tomorrow we’ll find out who wins what

on the TEASER TELL ALL!

Will you be a winner?????  

Good luck!   Angel Prof Sammy