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Clean Team

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You know who the Clean Team is here!

The Broomhildas

Mrs. Broomhilda

Mrs. Broomhilda

Mr. Broomhilda

Mr. Broomhilda

Such a lovely couple they are…….AND when they’re not arguing over who’s doing a better job of cleaning, they are quite nice really.  I’m getting used to them (what’s that say about me?!).   Today they showed up with a surprise though…………when I opened the door to let them in, they had a little something with them!

Awwwwwww...

Awwwwwww…

Their regular babysitter couldn’t make it to their house today so they had to bring their baby along………….A baby broom!   I asked what his name was and just then the phone rang so I never got the answer……maybe they named him “Whisk” since he’s a small Broom?   Naaaa……couldn’t have.

Anyway, they got to work right away round here…………………….

HOLD IT DOWN WILL YA?

HOLD IT DOWN WILL YA?

Before I knew it, they were packing up their cleaning stuff and were out of here……….so I don’t know what their kid’s name is!     Bobby?  Bongo?  Bruiser?  Barney?  Baby B?   Bubba?  Maybe I can ask them next week when they come.

My Dad took care of the one cleaning duty the Broomhildas DON'T do when they're here!

My Dad took care of the one cleaning duty the Broomhildas DON’T do when they’re here!

Good thing Mom wasn't involved....she has a "different" outlook on cleaning!

Good thing Mom wasn’t involved….she has a “different” outlook on cleaning!

Well that’s the excitement around here today – I’m guessing that no matter WHAT’s going on at your house, it’s more FUN than my house is today.   Yep……I’m guessing it’s the truth!

All that snoopervising was exhausting.....

All that snoopervising was exhausting…..

My Mom told me to put this in today's blog even if it's not got anything to do with our post. She just likes it......Mom, you're weird!

My Mom told me to put this in today’s blog even if it’s not got anything to do with our post. She just likes it……Mom, you’re weird!

As I leave, here's some food for thought relative to tomorrow's BACON Saturday!

As I leave, here’s some food for thought relative to tomorrow’s BACON Saturday!

 

Hugs and Stuff, Sammy

 

Home Delivery Bacon

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Howdy Friends!    It’s Saturday finally……………………and another chance to talk about BACON (as if we need an excuse!).

I know most of you follow Madi’s Blog HERE and saw her post about the strange visitors in her friend’s neighbor’s yard last week?????    Well, it got me thinking about the convenience of a bacon-lover like me if you had HOME DELIVERY of fresh bacon every week………….this would be FRESH right?   Her friend looked out her window and saw THIS:

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Now Madi’s Mom’s friends live in a somewhat rural area but no pig farm next door – – – they have NO IDEA where these doods came from but obviously they are loving the garden.   I’m thinking “FRESH BACON HAS ARRIVED!!!!!!”.

Anyway, it’s Saturday and indeed we are having bacon here at my house but not from anything we found in our front yard……..it was in our refrigerator!

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BACONLESS

Never fear little guy – there’s an abundance of bacon in the refrigerator so you’ll get yours!

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One thing we DO have a shortage of though is SUN.   It’s been days and days and days.  I’m covered with green algae and moss (well, not really but you get the idea).

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The rain just isn’t stopping!!!!!   Things might get DRASTIC around here…….

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No worries with me – at least I won’t tip the boat over because I’m skinny – not like this porky guy!

Well I guess I shouldn’t complain – imagine if we had two weeks worth of WET days in the winter!   We’d be in BIG TROUBLE with snow!   Maybe I’d better shut my mouth and be happy about the rain………..even if it’s tough.

Happy BACON Day!  See you tomorrow

for Mom’s Day Selfies!

 

P.S.   Remember May 10th is “Wags and Waves for Forrest Day”………..a tribute to the pup from Down Under who left us for the Bridge so recently – Bev Green’s family brought home Forrest’s angel ashes today – we’ll wave and wag to Forrest on Tuesday.    By the way, even though I will be having a post for that occasion, I will ALSO have a Teaser post.   You asked for it – you got it!    

If you want to pawticipate in Forrest’s tribute, you may use the poster I made for the occasion………..and post a photo that day of you wagging or waving to our departed friend Angel Forrest……..

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Vrooooom With A Broom!

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CLEANINGGARFIELD

It’s that time again! 

Ah yes….the day we all love to hate unless you’re like me and no longer hear all that racket all the “cleaning machinery” makes.   I knew if I thought long and hard I could come up with something POSITIVE to say about my hearing loss!   HAHAHA

At least the cleaning crew is somewhat entertaining – Broomhilda has now introduced her helper/husband Mr. Broomhilda and the two of them are real work horses (oops I mean work bulldogs):

Mrs. Broomhilda

Mrs. Broomhilda

Mr. Broomhilda

Mr. Broomhilda

What a team………………Mom and I think that these two SCARE the dirt/dust away and don’t even NEED to use their cleaning equipment.   HAHA…….

I will make my rounds behind them making sure they do a good job…………….I won’t stand for any foolishness!   Everything MUST be done and done well!

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I am a constant reminder to my Mom and Dad that having ME is a whole lot better than having things like dishwashers and refrigerators and stuff that need to be kept clean and tidy!

CLEANING-SELF!

As for Mom asking me to help out the cleaning crew, or get out of the way because they’re coming to clean MY nap spots up – know what I say to that?????

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SEE?  Monster Day is a piece of cake (with cat treats on top!)

Hugs, Sam the Snoopervisor

 

Beautiful Bacon

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I think that I shall never see,

anything prettier with the first letter “B”,

It’s salty and crunchy and full of pizaaz,

Who needs sausage and all that jazz,

Bacon is my fave, forever it will be,

If not for BACON, I wouldn’t be ME!

♥Sammy♥

BACONKING

Ah yes….it’s good to be King, but it’s time for my breakfast so one last yawn and I’ll put on my Bacon Cap and Socks (did you say socks???? YES!  Socks!)

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No – you’re not hallucinating.  My friend Raz from FriendsFurever sent me some bacon socks (which I had to slightly modify to accommodate my extra thumbs).   Yes I know they kind of accent my little bowed legs but they do keep my feets WARM (thank you Pizap for getting these on me because otherwise no way was it happening….hahaha).

WHO’s UP FOR BACON WITH ME TODAY?

EEEEK!

EEEEK!   I don’t know who these kids are but are you as concerned about them and their parents as I am?????!!!!!!

I just love this photo - "where there's a will, there's a way" !!!  HAHA

I just love this photo – “where there’s a will, there’s a way” !!! HAHA

 

Well, if you’ll excuse me from this bonanza blog full of bacon, I must go and actually EAT my bacon – Mom was frying it up as I finished up the blog this morning so I’m OUTTTA HERE – leaving you with your thought for the day!

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REMEMBER, TOMORROW IS Selfies SUNDAY, THEN WE HAVE PRE-TEASE MONDAY!  

The Baconator (with socks on)

Makin’ Bacon!

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Bacon -mania!  YAY!

BACON!

That’s right -it’s MY favorite day – you thought Teaser Tuesday was my favorite?  Then you don’t know me and my bacon.   We are “besties”……through and through.   Every Saturday without fail, Mom makes bacon and something – eggs, pancakes, waffles, omelettes – some accompaniment to bacon that my Dad and Mom like……….me?  I’m just interested in the BROWN goodness of bacon so I don’t care what else she makes!

We saw this in the baby clothes section of a catalog yesterday – I thought “yeah it’s made for a kid, but I’m just a BIG ginger kid so I’ll give it a whirl!”…………………what do you think????

I think I'm rockin' this hat!

I think I’m rockin’ this hat!

I suppose a Saturday wouldn’t be the same without some silly bacon photos right?

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There – your bacon fix for this week!   Now onward to Sunday!   Tomorrow I’ll have some cool photos for you of my race car I drove in Cat Scouts’ Cardwood Derby Car Race yesterday!!!!

Happy Bacon Day!  

Hugs, Sammy

 

 

 

Beggin’ for Bacon

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Not that I have to beg – after all it’s Saturday and that’s MY bacon day right?    But because I know you love these OTHER cats who DO beg……………….here they are!

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As for me I got plenty of bacon this morning because I have my Mom well trained………………humans aren’t easily trained but after all, I’ve worked on this trick for almost SIXTEEN YEARS!

May the bacon be with you today..

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Your Bacon Buddy, Sammy!

 

 

Here IT Comes!

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CLEANINGCATSHOES

Mom please don’t show those THINGS again!

It’s MONSTA DAY!

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Mom and Dad are dusting, hoovering, reorganizing, cleaning out, hiding (haha), scraping off, shining up and all those OTHER things humans do when they clean the house!

I'm cleaning my toes - that's my contribution!

I’m cleaning my toes – that’s my contribution!

Why ANYONE thinks that cats really WANT to help clean is beyond me but they invent these wacky things as if we’d DO it!

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NO WAY!  NO WAY!

I’ve decided that humans are better suited to cleaning up……..we can handle ourselves but other than that?

FORGET

I’ll just cheer Mom and Dad on from the sidelines  thank you!

Are you with me everybody???  Hmmmm?

HAPPY FRIDAY!

Sammy the Cleaning OBSERVER