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Tuesday Teaser

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Quick!  Comment on this post!  You might be first!

EYES FRONT! SCHOOLBOOKS OPEN! TIME FOR CLASS!

Man oh man this is like being in the Army!

Time for the Teaser!    You all look alert and ready for class today.   Now I’m sure you all want to know if Sarge is OK – he had that little – er – um – ACCIDENT yesterday when he began his cheer but fortunately it was only his pants that were injured.   Sarge is at this moment resting comfortably in the school Jacuzzi in the teacher’s lounge.

So let’s get down to business – the business of TEASING.    Today we have a photo that is NOT a Guest Teaser………..that’s all I’ll say about THAT.    But it will be up to all of you to figure out WHERE that photo was taken.    You will study it and then make a guess based on what you see in the photo or what you THINK you see and will also follow these rules!

If you are the FIRST COMMENTER, FIRST RIGHT GUESSER, A RIGHT GUESSER NOT FIRST, A WRONG GUESSER – you will win an appropriate reward/badge to show off to the world!

Tomorrow as you all know is Valentine’s Day so we will be celebrating in class…………..Miss Dingleberry will have special snacks for us too – she and her cafeteria staff are working on that today so we won’t have a snack today.

WHAT???? NO SNACK?

SERIOUSLY???????

NO FOOD AT ALLLLL?????

Now you all have a good breakfast at home every single day before you come to school so I know you’re not STARVING – and our cafeteria staff is hard at work to make your Teaser Tell All/Valentine’s Day special so just be BRAVE.

I’ll be brave…….sniff……

Let’s have our fabulous Security Guard come in with today’s photo so we can get going on the TEST OF THE DAY – WHERE WAS THIS PHOTO TAKEN???????

Here is today’s Teaser Professor Sam and Ted

WHERE in the world is this????

Now to spur you on and get you going, here’s a cheer from our fabulous cheer team – I know it’s a highlight of class for us every Tuesday – so COME ON IN TEAM!!

Rickety Rack Rickety Rack
We’re excited – you can’t hold us back!
Today is Teaser and we’re cheering for YOU
But where the Teaser is from we have no clue.
Hope you studied like good boys and girls
This photo could be from ANYWHERE in this whole wide world!
Do your best and tomorrow we’ll say your name
If you aren’t a winner you’ll have no claim to fame
Ricky Ticky Too
Good Luck To You!

Thank you Team!

I swear this class grows bigger every day……….

Even though we have no big snack today, I can’t turn you loose for recess without something WARM in your tummy so please have some hot chocolate……………I brought it in from the teacher’s lounge.

Hot chocolate bar

Your Profs, Angel Sammy and Teddy too

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Pre-Teaser Monday

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Happy Monday!   Class is about to begin!

Yikes – I forgot to bring my school books!

Too bad buddy – you can’t go home to get your books – you’ll just have to REMEMBER tomorrow!  That’s TEN demerits!

Happy Monday Students…..please have a seat and let’s begin.

I’m ready!

Today we will be preparing you for tomorrow.   That’s right – today we just go over the rules and get you PSYCHED up for tomorrow when you will see a photo from somewhere in the world and have to guess as best you can WHERE the photo was taken!    You will also have to be on your toes (or paws as the case may be) because the post is going to pop up at a SURPRISE time so be alert!

Why should you be alert?   Because the FIRST person to comment on the post tomorrow will win this:

Then you will be shown a photo by our Security Specialist who has been keeping the photo under lock and key so there will have been NO PEEKING.    Here are the rules for tomorrow’s GUESSWORK:

The reason we have #2 for a rule is that it’s super duper easy to place the photo we will show you into some program like Google Image Search and have IT tell you where the photo was taken.  We think it’s more fun if you don’t use any “cheats” and just figure it out on your own!!

We promise NEVER to cheat Professors!

The other badges you can win would be the FIRST RIGHT GUESSER, the RIGHT GUESSER (if you guess correctly but aren’t the FIRST to do so), and the WRONG GUESSER (otherwise known as the GREENIE).

Our cheerleaders are away at a cheerleading camp today but they will be here tomorrow to cheer you on.    We do have a cheer for you though.   This young lad tried out for the cheer team and didn’t make it but he was kind enough to volunteer to give you a little PUSH on Monday to get you in the mood for tomorrow!    Take it away BOBBY!

Gimme a B
Gimme an O
Two more Bs
And a Y
That’s my name
I thought it was a shame
You didn’t vote for ME
But I’m here for you to see
A grudge I do NOT hold
Though you left me out in the cold
I’m supposed to cheer you on
You’d better get up at dawn
The Teaser is a real whopper
A real heart stopper
Better get lotsa rest
You wanna be right – and best!
The girls will be here tomorrow
I’m gonna go drown my sorrow
The guys are down at the bar
So I’m gonna go hop in my car
I’ll see ya around the schoolyard
Now don’t forget to TRY HARD!!

C’mon Bobby – let’s go get a brewski !

 

Uhhh…….geee Bobby, didn’t know you’d taken it so hard when you weren’t picked for the cheerleading spot.   I’m sure next time Suzie is interviewing you can try out again!    In the meantime, thanks for cheering everyone on……………….sorta.

Poor Bobby…….

Don’t worry – Bobby will be back.   You know how the girls are always taking time off from cheer duty at school.

Don’t worry Bobby…..I’ll have a little TALK with the girls on your behalf!

OK class.   Let’s move on shall we?    Miss Dingleberry was kind enough to make some cookies for everyone today.   Tomorrow we’ll have a REAL lunch but today – snacks only.    After you have your snack you can STUDY.

OK Professors – I’ll study!

No makin’ fun of my hairnet – this is to start gettin’ me in the mood for Valentine’s Day…….

You get a smoothie or hot chocolate!

See you tomorrow!  Remember – SURPRISE time!!   

Professor Angel Sam and Teddy

Teaser Tuesday in the New Year

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Presenting as promised – the NEW Ding Dong School!!!

WOW! This is our new school???

It’s swell but where is the door???? How do we get in????   Is there a cat flap?

Ding a Ling Dang Do…..It’s Tuesday!

ALRIGHT!   Follow me students – I’ll show you ONE TIME where the door is and ONE TIME only!!!!   So pay attention!

Attention students! 

As soon as you leave a comment get seated – the Profs are here!

Blue is my favorite color – I like this classroom!!

GOOD MORNING CLASS!    Yes indeed – first Teaser of the new year…….I hope you’re all ready to work hard here in our brand new and modern,  Ding Dong School, and show off your vast knowledge of geography.   

So let’s get things underway!

Hopefully you remembered (thanks to Marge) that you need to comment on this blog before you even take a seat because you MIGHT BE FIRST……….and if you are you get one of our New Years badges.    In fact, this one:

YES we know that it’s not New Year’s Day but we labeled all the badges for today’s Teaser as if it was – because it’s our way of celebrating a NEW YEAR of teasing.    Now please remember when you make a guess as to WHERE the Teaser photo was taken, you need to include all the information!

  1. What is the name of the town/village/city and what STATE (if USA) or COUNTRY (if not in USA) was the photo taken in???????
  2. Also just resist the temptation to use some kind of computer program to tell you WHERE the photo was taken………..you’d rather figure it out for yourself right?   Sure you would!!!

Let’s see if our Cheerleading crew has sobered up from their New Year’s Eve bash…………….I hear it was QUITE a party!

Here we are with our Tuesday cheer
We’d rather be sleeping than stuck in here.
We partied hearty yes it’s true
But dragged ourselves to school to be with you.
We hope you can win a New Years badge
If you don’t win one you might have to deal with Madge!
We’ll be back tomorrow to tell you who wins.
By then we’ll feel better and the room won’t spin!

OK girls – I hope you’ve learned a lesson…………you’re too young to be partying all night – especially little Binky – what will she think of us at Ding Dong School!!!

HA! Binky was the first to do the Twerk with the captain of the football team!!!

Well, let’s move on shall we?    Mr. Security Guard would you please bring in today’s Teaser photo and post it on our brand new classroom bulletin board?????

Here is today’s Teaser Professor Sam and Ted

 

Yep – it looks like a bit of a “doozy”……………….any idea where this was taken?    Step right up and make a guess and win a badge!!!

Here are the other New Years badges up for grabs……………..

Get that THINKING CAT on and figure the Teaser out!!

Miss Dingleberry and her staff are thrilled with the new cafeteria and kitchen here in the new Ding Dong School………………….Miss Dingleberry brought her old snack tent along with her from the OLD Ding Dong School and has prepared a little “let’s pretend the weather is nice enough for a cookout” kind of lunch.    Enjoy it at your desk THEN feel free to go outside and play on the new playground equipment!     We will be back in class tomorrow for the TELL ALL……………….don’t forget where the front door is……………

Oh, and if there are any parrots who drop by school today, Miss Dingleberry’s BURD food consultant has prepared these delights:

(Kismet – your “all you can eat” BURD BUFFET)

I foresee NOBODY remembering where the front door to the school is tomorrow…….

 

Tuesday Teaser

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DING DONG – SCHOOL IS CALLING!

Ye Olde School Bell Is Ringing!

Professors Sam and Ted are about to enter the classroom!

GOOD MORNING TEACHERS!

Good Morning Professors!

We’re ready to Tease Professors!

Good Morning Students………………..please remember, the first order of business is for you to COMMENT ON THIS BLOG because you might be FIRST and if you are FIRST to comment, you win this:

Second order of business is for you to get ready to put your brains in gear……….because we’ll be showing you our Teaser Photo Challenge in just a bit……………..!!

Please remember, when you’re guessing you have to tell what town/village or city as well as what state (if USA) or country (if not USA) the photo was taken in OK?   OK!     You also should NOT use any kind of online help figuring it out – please don’t use GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH or any other way to make your guess – just use your BRAINS!!!!!

I can also tell you that Miss Dingleberry has a snack for all of us before we take a recess break in a bit……………..I know that will get your attention right?

Well we don’t know if she’s made cookies or something else!

Shall we begin?    First up, we will ask our official Teaser Cheerleader to get you MOTIVATED – Suzie does a good job of motivation don’t you think?   Suzie – it’s all yours!

Hi Profs – before I do my cheer, I thought you’d like to know I invited that dog that you had as a substitute when I was gone. I thought she’d like another chance at cheering – you know me – always thinking of others…….(cough cough)

BUT I GO FIRST OF COURSE!
Today we’ve got a goodie
It’s HOT so you don’t need your hoodie
Take a peek and give a look
Stop studying your geography book!
You’d better not be a cheater
Or I’ll smack your little seater!
Just always do your best
Be BOLDER than the rest
You might be the first right guesser
Freak out our honorable professors!

ALRIGHT DOG – YOUR TURN!!!

BARK BARK BARK
ARF ARF ARF
AROOOOOOOOOOO
AROOOOOOOOOOO
BARK ARF BARK !

WAIT A MINUTE – THAT’S THE SAME CHEER YOU DID LAST TIME THAT WAS A REAL DUD!  

I THOUGHT YOU’D BEEN TO CHEER SCHOOL GIRL!!!!!

Now Suzie be nice…….I’m sure she did her best………purrrhaps you should give her private cheering lessons……………………………………….or not.

Maybe we’d better move on – will our Silver Briefcase/Security Guard please bring in today’s Teaser Photo???????

Here’s this week’s photo Professor!

WHERE OH WHERE WAS THIS PHOTO SNAPPED??????????

Here’s what’s up for grabs today in the BADGE REWARD department!    If you are the FIRST RIGHT GUESSER, you will win this:

If you are RIGHT but not the FIRST one to be right, you win this:

If you are WRONG – you really just plain guessed incorrectly this week, you win this:

So there you have it……………….today’s challenge and now it’s UP TO YOU TO MEET THE CHALLENGE!!!!!!

If your brains ache after hearing Suzie and her dog buddy cheer AND seeing today’s photo and having to THINK about it, well, Teddy and I are sorry about that…………..BUT we will let you have Recess now so that should cheer you up a bit and if THAT doesn’t do it, maybe Miss Dingleberry’s snack today will………….

I have all the fixings for a fabulous ICE CREAM SUNDAE…….no shoving or screaming or butting in line…..OR ELSE!

Thanks Miss D!    This ought to make for some happy tummies around here!!

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY!!

Good Luck Students!  

Angel Prof Sam and Assistant Ted

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Our hearts are broken over the loss of sweet Phoebe from 15andMeowing as she joined the Angels after a long illness.  

We hope you’ll visit them and leave a message for her Mom and Dad…….we will all miss adorable Phoebe.