Let There Be Bacon……Double Portions!
I guess my Kingly Decree last week didn’t stop Irma after all but I promised you double ration of bacon this week to make up for NO bacon last Saturday so…………………
Let the baconizing begin!
Uhhh…..’Scuze me, your Kingship, but my kitchen staff
didn’t show up this morning so it’s just ME
cooking for your Kingliness and
your Guests this morning so
I ask your Royal indulgence this morning??????
I’m sure my guests will understand………………oh and when that staff DOES show up – tomorrow or whenever – FIRE THEM!
Yes indeed – we can’t have NO SHOWS working in the kitchen. What about when I have a Kingly reception or party – we can’t have unreliable staff!!!! NOOOOOOO sireee!
UHOH……I didn’t know the household staff was overhearing our conversation Chef – but all our Castle Departments should be staffed with DEDICATED personnel! Oh, Miss Pennyweather, your staff was listening to my conversation with the Chef!!!!
Rest assured your Kingship, Housekeeping is under control!
Excellent Miss Pennyweather. Your crew keeps the Castle in very good order – thank you for your dedication to castle cleanliness and your loyalty!
Breakfast is Served!
Well done Chef! Did your kitchen staff show up after all?
No Your Kingliness – the Housekeeping staff came to the rescue and helped me out!
YAY HOUSEKEEPING STAFF!!!!!
It’s been a good day in Baconia……
Royal Waves, King Teddy
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Another Caturday arrives………..and what’s on our minds here in the land of Baconia? Three guesses……………….
Yep – so are mine!!!!!!
First order of business here in my Kingly Quarters is the presentation of today’s bacon delights – they will pass by us here in my Throne Room as they make their way into the Breakfast Buffet we will all visit shortly…………..no grabbing from the tray as they go by ! Do not give into temptation !
Bacon hot chocolate??? Gimmmeeeee!
One of our REGULAR delights on Saturday!
As you can see, we do have our favorite goodies around here on Saturdays and I hope they meet with your approval…………..after all, it is my desire – just as it was my predecessor, Angel Sammy’s – that all Baconians have their CRAVING for bacon satisfied at our table on Saturdays. So with that in mind – please make your way to the Court Table and have a NOSH!
We even have turkey bacon!
AND………….beautiful Canadian bacon!
So now that you’re up to your eyeballs in bacon………………you can have a rest in one of the Court’s comfy beds and take a snooze before you head back out in the world and enjoy the rest of your Caturday!
We aim to please here in the Castle of Baconia………………….DO come back next week – the Castle Cook LOVES to make BACON so let’s not disappoint him!!!!
My Kingly Blessings Upon You!
Good Morning Faithful Baconians!
It’s our favorite day of the week here in Baconia and I hope you too look forward to this day in your weekly schedule. We gather together and rejoice at the JOYS OF BACON! What’s better than that? Well maybe a few things like catnip, etc. but we won’t get into that – we’re here to have BACON!
Firstly I want to thank my good friend Cat Scout Charles and his Mom Miss Inge for the FABULOUS card they sent to me and my Mom……………how’s this for totally cool???????
That’s obviously a replica of ME holding up the card – – – after all – – this time of day my eyes not very sparkly – at least until I’ve had my bacon – then they SHINE LIKE CRAZY! HAHA
Now shall we have a bit of bacon to start things off???
That ought to get those juices flowing fellow Baconians……………….take your pick……………should make your day much better and keep a smile on your face!!!!
Yep – that’s the smile I’m talking about!
May the bacon fairy visit you this morning and bring you EXTRA servings of the most PERFECT of PERFECTIONS – bacon……………..I’m hoping for double portions myself. Mom? Whatcha say????
Mommy helped me to a somersault JUST FOR YOU!
Have a fabulous Saturday!!!! I know that I will!
Love, Your KING!!!!!
BACON – What’s Saturday Without It??
Well to answer the question above, I have to say that without bacon, Saturday is – well – BORING! Or maybe that’s not fair since some people simply do not eat meat or CAN’T eat things like bacon for dietary/health reasons. We are sorry that bacon isn’t on everyone’s menu but around here – Saturday has BACON attached to it for now!
I have a funny thing from the newspaper which my Dad gave my Mom AGES AND AGES ago – before Angel Sammy became an Angel – but she only today was cleaning up her desk and discovered it. You know when Sammy and Mom started this blog years ago there was no “deciding on the name” for the blog – it simply and immediately was called ONE SPOILED CAT because Sammy WAS definitely spoiled and he loved it that way. So did Mom and Dad…………that’s why Dad cut this out of the paper for Mom:
Gee Mom I bet you could have got that on the scanner a little more STRAIGHT!!! Anyway, we love this………we just plain LOVE THIS.
Now – onward to bacon! I thought this week I’d share a couple of bacon jokes/cartoons…………….we all can use a little humor yes???
HAR HAR HAR HAR………….these are funny Mom – got any more????
We’ve shown everyone that one before but I do like it a lot!
Should we have our usual Saturday Bacon Breakfast??? Let’s see – what shall I have the Palace Chef bring in while we sit around the Baconian Breakfast Buffet???????
The royal cook did not disappoint……the bacon was prepared purrfectly!
MMM…..bacon, mushroom, spinach, cheese and eggs? Why not! Overload!
A little latte…….Snoopy and Charlie Brown make good breakfast companions right?
I think that’s enough frivolity for a Saturday…………..I think we all probably want to burp, yawn, then crawl back into bed for a few more “Zs” before getting up and facing the day – am I right?
Of course I’m right – I’m King!!!
Happy Saturday good people of Baconia!
Good Morning From Baconia!
Things are quiet in the Land of Bacon – which is the purrrrfect way to start a Caturday if there ever was one right? The Royal Cook has rustled up some goodies for all of us to enjoy to start our day off with the usual BANG! Help yourself to the buffet then have a seat and nosh away on the delightful delights here in the palace of the King of Bacon-land! There are mimosas and hot chocolate to top it all off…….
Now that you’ve piled up your plate – come and join me and Angel Sammy at the table !!!!
If you feel just a tad overloaded with bacon or breakfast (or both) you are welcome to help yourself to one of the many guest rooms in the Castle of Baconia!
Trust me – these are comfy!
Have we started your day off with a SMILE??? Hope so. Remember, we do this every Caturday in the Land of Baconia……………..at least as long as I’m KING we do!!!!!
Ahhh…it’s good to be King (Angel Sammy said so!)
Angel Sammy may be gone but he’s the Permanent President of CLUB BACON! Help yourself to the badge to show you’re a fan!
Oh and IN CASE you haven’t heard…..today is Cat World Domination Day! (at my house every day is……) This is a fabulous celebration started by Angel Sammy’s friend Sparkle and carried on in the tradition by Summer…….if you click her badge below you can join in the fun at Summer’s blog!!
‘Tis good to be King!
Happy Saturday Loyal Subjects of the Kingdom of Baconia! Another day to celebrate the wonderfulness of that PURRFECT foodable – BACON!
I found a couple of new Tee Hees for you this week regarding my favorite item in the refrigerator (or frying pan) and here you are for your viewing pleasure:
HAR de HAR! Can’t decide which of those is my favorite. Everybody has something FUNNY to say about bacon these days…………….! The “Cat in DeNile” one reminds me and my Mom of this one:
No, Mom, that one doesn’t remind me of YOU!
So, other than having bacon today which I do hope is your destiny, what’s up? Getting ready for the Super Bowl tomorrow? What? NO? Well, I love football. I find it fascinating to watch TV when all those little ant-like creatures are running all over the screen and a brown ball thingie gets tossed up in the air and everyone piles on top of each other or sometimes catches the ball thingie and runs like the dickens! It’s just as good as BIRD TV!
Whatever you do this weekend, if it involves boating, please be reminded to be careful if someone calls you from the shore…………keep focused on your job of steering your boat to safety………OK?
HAVE A GOOD CATURDAY!!
The King is exhausted…..heading back to my “throne” !
Hugs, Angel Sammy aka THE KING
YES IT IS!!!!
It sure is Bacon Day and I’m all over it……..yep – I awoke in my royal bed to the delicious aroma of bacon this morning………………..so I sat in my throne and awaited delivery of the lovely stuff on my royal platter and when it arrived – I was eager to gobble it right down with gusto !
Am I dreaming or is that bacon I smell????
I’m READY!!!!!!! Don’t forget my royal TV tray…..haha
The royal cook did not disappoint……the bacon was prepared purrfectly!
So now all that remains is for me to hold audience with my loyal subjects here in Baconia to find out what I need to do as their King to keep them happy here in the land of endless bacon……..at least until I wake up from this dream I’m obviously having……………..! At least I think this is a dream……….
If this whole thing is a dream, why do I smell bacon??? Maybe I’d better get up and see if Mom is making breakfast???
YES YES YES!
Thanks Mom – this is enough for my appetizer – keep it comin’ !!
I hope you all have some bacon
in your immediate future –
if not then something ELSE you
love just as much as I love bacon –
after all, it’s the weekend!!!!
Have a wonderful Saturday everyone!!!!!!
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