Teaser Tuesday Class

“Well Security Team – things look nice and quiet for Teaser Class!”

Welcome to class students!   Make sure you COMMENT when you get here!

“I always comment the instant my stroller is pushed inside but I NEVER win!”

Keep on trying Tommy – that’s our advice!   Never give up!

Let’s start class with a review of the rules for Teaser AND the badges that you might win if you’re lucky…………….

Now these aren’t NEW badges for Fall but they still bring a little bit of FALL a week early – Autumn begins officially on September 22.

“We like Fall…..it’s SWEATER WEATHER!”

We need to let you know that today’s Teaser photo is being supplied to us by our Graphics Department.    The Graphics Department doesn’t have a new office in the Cat School yet so they’re operating out of a large closet.    Not the best of situations but Graphics Department personnel are pretty flexible.   (well…..sometimes anyway)

“Graphics Department”

Security Guard – please report to Geography class with the photo of the day so our students can get their brains working on WHERE the photo was taken……………!

“TEASER SECURITY TO GEOGRAPHY CLASS!:

“Professors – here’s the Teaser photo for today”

“Interesting Photo but you wouldn’t catch your Professors up in that little cage – NOSIREE!”

So where is this – if you know – make a guess – we’ll TELL ALL tomorrow in our Tell All class and we’ll hand out badges to those who figure this little gem out.    Remember – no cheating – no loading up the photo into a program to allow your computer to tell you where it is!

“Huh??  One of us cheating?  Naaaa – Never!!”

 

Cheer Team I think you should come in and give this sleepy bunch of students a nice loud cheer so they will be AWAKE when we go to the cafeteria for a meal!

We’re back again for Teaser fun
Then off to the cafeteria we’ll have to run
We like being there first before the crowd
You students can be rowdy and very loud!
Anyway it’s time for you to put on your thinking caps
Stop daydreaming, making paper airplanes or shooting craps!
Tomorrow we’ll be back to give out the news
Who’s a winner and who managed to lose!

OK ladies and students………………………………..let’s line up and head over to see Miss Dingleberry and Miss Mary Ann for a wonderful meal………..brain food.   Let’s face it, you lot need all the brain food you can get.

“Oh…..hi there students……I was just – well – sampling the food to make sure it’s good enough for you!   I’m your official TEASER TASTE TESTER!”  

 

“Ok students – we’re ready for you – COME AND GET IT!”

TODAY’S MENU:

Pancakes/Sausage/Eggs

BaconEgg Cups, sausage and toast

BLT Brunch Pie

Asparagus/cheese quiche

Breakfast Casserole

Crab omelette

Breakfast Burritos

Salsa and eggs

Mimosas!

Shepherds Pie

Mashed potatoes and gravy (or without gravy)

Baked Apples and Cranberries

Irish Pub Steak

Ham dinner

Salmon Cakes

French Onion Soup

German feast

Salisbury Steak

Roasted Mixed Veggies

Bacon cheeseburger rice

Grouper sandwich and fries & Fries

Fried softshell crabs

Pan seared scallops

Turkey and fixings #2

Irish Mint Milkshake

Tuna Salad Bowl

Milkshakes

Watermelon tea

Fruit Smoothies

Frozen Fruit Whip

Fruit Tart

Apple Cheesecake

Irish Mint Cake

Bacon Gingerbread Spongecake

Oreo Magic cake

Strawberry Shortcake

crab cakes

PREMIUM Sunflower Seed for Kismet

ENJOY YOUR MEALS STUDENTS!  See you tomorrow for the TELL ALL!

Angel Sammy and Teddy – The Teaser School Professors