Bakin’ With Bacon and the King!


Greetings From The Castle!

Alright – some of you will probably GAG when you see what I’m making today – it’s not your “usual” smoothie recipe but it sure is tasty.    Really.   It has bacon in it so it can’t be all bad right?

Bacon Chocolate Smoothie

Yes that’s right……………….and I know you think that just couldn’t “work” but it does.    The recipe calls for coconut milk which may not be readily available to you but the coconut flavor is nice in this – however I’m sure if you used low-fat milk or 2% milk it would be just fine.



1 cup of coconut milk

1TB of cocoa powder

1TB of honey or maple syrup

1 banana

4 strips of cooked regular bacon (or 2 strips of thick bacon)

6-9 ice cubes


It’s so difficult.  (HAHAHA)     Throw everything in a blender and blend till smooth! Eat with bacon on the side – you know – the EXTRA bacon you made when you made the bacon for the smoothie???    YOU KNOW YOU MADE EXTRA!

This really is yummy.    But I will forgive you if you pass on this one because it just seems to strange.    You’ll just be missing out on a treat!!


Your King Wishes You A Baconized Weekend!


38 responses »

  1. I am not a smoothie drinker. SSNS occasionally makes smoothies and I have to leave the room when he drinks them… it’s a consistency/texture thing. I don’t have any trouble sipping down a chocolate malt, so I dunno. I think it goes back to when he was making smoothies with all sorts of Chinese herbs from the acupuncturist. I will eat that bacon on the side though… or save my bacon for bacon wrapped chicken and mushroom sauce!
    Good Morning from stinky Floridadoodee!


  2. I’m a real smoothie snob too. I make my own for lunch every day. Coconut milk…probably not for me. But Teddy, you sure do keep your perfect pink nosie to the grindstone finding us things to try. XX
    Katie Isabella


  3. I enjoy smoothies and when you mention chocolate….that’s even better. I will have to leave the bacon out, but the coconut milk sounds tasty. Thanks Teddy.


  4. I am the one who will pass on this. I do not do coconut,honey,or maple syrup(except on a pancake). I am sure it is good though. Storms tonight but; nothing bad they say. Cooler this morning and than 80. Enjoy your day.


  5. Mom is thinking she would make the smoothie without the bacon and then have the bacon on the side. It does sound good to her without it, but she is probably not as bacon crazed as some people. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, angel Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy, Sawyer & Kizmet 💓🥓


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