Tuesday Teaser

Greetings Class – Time to COMMENT!!!  

Just remember to do that comment thing before you take your seat…………oh, and if you need to visit the rest room you might want to do that too so you won’t be squirming in your seat.   It can be very disconcerting to a teacher to look out over the sea of students and see some wiggling uncontrollably waiting for a chance to raise your hand and ask permission to leave with Sarge for a trip to the facilities!

Yeah I used to have to take a break during class for litterbox visits but I’ve grown up a lot since then.

Yes Bobby we remember……!

I remember that too Bobby because you didn’t always MAKE it here in time!

Alright, let’s settle down.   Time to get down to Teaser business………….first up is a brief review of our rules for class today.   Please remember, if you follow the rules then everyone has an equal chance to be a WINNER!

Our Teaser photo today is a Guest Teaser and it’s a beauty.    Interesting photo too.    I would suggest before we display the photo, you clean your glasses so you can see well !

Done!!  

Now that your glasses are clean – let’s take this opportunity to show you what you might win today shall we????

Cheer Team – you’re up next – get this crowd READY for teasing will you??

Rub-a-dub-dub!
We’re cheering from the tub!
Sarge is away
So the Cheer Team is at play.
But while we sit and soak
YOUR Teaser is no joke!
It’s tough and we had a peek
It might make you hiss, growl, meow or just squeak…..
So take a big breath and let’s GO
C’mon Security Guy start the show!

OK Team – good idea – let’s bring in our wonderful Ding Dong School Security Guard who has had custody of the TOUGHIE TEASER this week and he’ll put it up on the bulletin board for you!

PAGING MR. SECURITY GUARD – YOU ARE WANTED IN GEOGRAPHY CLASS ASAP!

Hello Professors and Class – here’s your challenge for today!

Cool photo yes?   We think so too!    Good luck – your mission is to figure out WHERE THIS WAS TAKEN (and if you know what it is you might get an extra hug from Miss Dingleberry)…………..

Wow…..I’m gonna have to study this a while……..

Tomorrow in class we will have our TELL ALL and you will get to find out who wins badges AND who was our Guest Teaser today.    Meanwhile, I’ve heard that Miss Dingleberry whipped up some BBQ for today (or as we call it at our house, BUBBA-Q).     Remember to take lots of extra napkins…..you know what a mess BBQ stuff can be!

Alright class – remember now, no shoving – I know you get excited about BBQ but be nice.   We have desserts today too and if you’re too naughty in line I just might have to deny you dessert privileges !!!

Strawberry shortcakes

Pumpkin pie

Fresh Fruit Cream pie

Enjoy your BUBBA-Q and we’ll see you in class tomorrow – GOOD LUCK!  

Professors Angel Sammy and Teddy