Pre-Tease Monday

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Happy Monday Students!

TEASER-PRETEASEMONDAY

‘Tis I, Professor Sammy, here to give you fair warning that Tuesday WILL be arriving tomorrow as scheduled whether you’re ready to be teased or not!    Tomorrow’s Teaser will not (repeat – NOT) be impossible.  Honest.   It’s not a GUEST TEASER either.    So don’t be afraid to show up tomorrow – nobody wants three weeks in a row of nobody winning FIRST RIGHT GUESSER or RIGHT GUESSER…………so let’s see how we roll tomorrow OK?

Suzie was going to do a pre-tease cheer but she’s decided she’d rather save her energy up to give you a big PUSH on Tuesday.    She thinks it would be unnecessarily dramatic for her to cheer on the day BEFORE you have to go out on a limb and guess on the Teaser.    She thinks her cheers give you extra luck so she’s saving it up!

TEASERGRAPHIC

SO, where in the world will the photo be from?????   You’ll just have to WAIT AND SEE!

TEASERGLOBE

It’s a big old world and there’s lots of coolio spots to explore so we’re doing that on Tuesdays!   Will you be here?   I hope so!

Don't be a "no-show" for class tomorrow!!

Don’t be a “no-show” for class tomorrow!!

Meanwhile, pardon me while I take a nap so I'll be RESTED for tomorrow's class!

Meanwhile, pardon me while I take a nap so I’ll be RESTED for tomorrow’s class!

Happy Pre-Tease Monday! 

Professor Sam

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    • Way to go Flynn! You got here early this morning and I bet you will be here when we go live tomorrow! How are you feeling? I’m not feeling good and Mom is going to take me to the STABBY PLACE today. YUCK.

      Love, Sammy

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      • I hope you get on well at the Stabby Place, Sammy. My mum was having her usual weekly update with Mark on Friday and because he knows how ill most medication makes me he doesn’t really want to give me anything unless I get completely liquid squirts every time. He said cowpats aren’t so bad although obviously it would be better if they were formed. I will probably go back on my weekly B12 injection if nothing improves.

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        • Hi Flynn……I was at the stabby place for two hours……..I got sub-q fluids, something for diarrhea, appetite, vomiting, and some special food for my tummy- if I like it, they will give me a prescription for it. I have mild kidney disease…..no surprise – Mom kinda figured that. Anyway, I have some special stuff called Supplical which is high calorie and has lots of good stuff in it because I need to get my strength back and it will “re-balance” my system along with the fluids……I feel like a pin-cushion. I weighed 8.10 lbs. in July and have only lost a little since then – I weigh 8 lbs. exactly now. SO, they almost kept me there overnight but decided to treat me as an “outpatient” (!!!) that’s why we were there for so long. Now all I have to do is get stronger………easy huh??????? My doc said the same thing about cowpats by the way but I was well beyond that point (haha) so this Hills prescription food they had me try might do that trick as it’s for tummy issues like Irritable Bowel and Gastroenteritis.

          That’s my report my friend…….you and I need to GET STRONGER and hang in there right? Our parents need us!

          Love, Sammy

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          • I hope all the stuff you got helps you, Sammy. Losing only 0.1 of a pound is pretty good all things considered. I had held steady at 9.6 pounds for 2 months, but last week was down to 9.2 pounds. This time last year I was 11.8 pounds. My mum worries I will go under 9 pounds because then I will be at almost half the weight I used to be.
            Did your vet check your hearing again? I hope you like your prescription food.

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  1. Mee-you wee were here earlier butt mee wanted to go hunt Cheekss an Charlie…mee isss just stoppin bye to say wee try to guess tomorrow…wee take PeeCee Wednesday so wee not know if wee will be rite…who iss mee kiddin??? Mew mew mew…
    ***nose rubsss*** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxxx

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  2. Sammy, you look so peaceful! You should definitely rest up before all you-know-what breaks loose starting with Suzie revving everyone up with her cheer tomorrow! 🙂

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    • Thanks Kali my girl………I have taken MOST of the CWAP…..the Supplical stuff I’m a bit leery of but Mom will figure out some sneaky way to get me to eat it – it’s high in calories so I need to have it to get some weight on……I’m workin’ on it! Thanks for the encouragement….I’m sending some of that right back atcha !

      Love, Sammy

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  3. Hey, it’s too bad my Human doesn’t get so excited planning her Hamlet lesson for tomorrow! Maybe she should think up some teasers for Act I, sc. ii???

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    • I think that you might be on to something with the Teaser addition for the Hamlet lesson…..might just fire up those students’ imagination instead of the yawn-fest that some plays can be. Hamlet is pretty cool though so maybe just a NUDGE will work!

      Hugs, Sammy

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  4. P.S. Sammy, just read your Stabby Place report: I hope the treatment works its magic and you start eating well! You know . . . maybe you needs Teh Baykons *every* day. Just sayin’.

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    • Spitty I am ALL FOR bacon treatments on a daily basis…..I should have mentioned that to the doc yesterday so HE could mention it to Mom! Thanks for the positive words though my buddy – I was truly on the down and out until yesterday but while I’m perky as can be this morning we’ll “wait and see” if it lasts. I’m “cautiously optimistic” (sounds pretty impressive right???!!!!!).

      Hugs, Sammy

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