Baconia Is Beckoning!

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BACONKING

IT’s good to be King…….sleeping in on a Saturday is a perk……although as King I can perk all day if I wanna!  

But like the “song of the siren” I am being called to the kitchen for breakfast……….

And my policy is NEVER IGNORE A SIREN………so up I shall get from my Kingly bed!

siren

“Come this way!   We have bacon!”

Uhhuh sure……..at least I know the Royal Mom really DOES have bacon…you sirens I don’t trust!

I am here Mother dear!

I am here Mother dear!

Let’s get the bacon flowing shall we??????   Your Royal Son needs some energy to face the day……….after a night of dreaming about bacon, I am SO ready for some!

The royal cook did not disappoint......the bacon was prepared purrfectly!

The royal cook did not disappoint……the bacon was prepared purrfectly!

AND the kitchen staff seems to be happy with what they got today for breakfast too!   Gotta keep the troops happy you know….happy troops means happy castle!

I’ll take my place at the head of the table now……………..

Thanks Mom - this is enough for my appetizer - keep it comin' !!

Thanks Mom – this is enough for my appetizer – keep it comin’ !!

Now that things are right in my Royal World here in Baconia, I will bid you a fond adieu and hope that you too are rewarded for your loyal service to your human by receiving an appropriate share of BACON!!!!!

I shall now move to the Throne Room…….Ta Ta!

BACONKING

Happy Saturday!

The King……….

 

 

 

47 responses »

    • I hear ya….bacon seems to be a comfort food even for those who normally don’t even come close to eating any kind of meat! I’m always happy to eat someone else’s share though!!!!!!! Surfing pig? Sounds like floating bacon to me!

      Hugs, Sammy

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    • Flynn my friend, at our time of life we should have little special treats including the tongue-tingling delight of bacon! You may join me ANY time for breakfast as bacon is a priority around my Kingdom!

      Love, Sammy

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  1. I am not generally an enthusiast of the Human foods, and yet of late I have sniffed at and consumed tiny quantities of egg and tuna and chick-hen. There was a long-ago time when I was offer a tiny portion of the Sacred Bay-Kon, and I did not leap to consume it, but I wonder if my taste buds have changed, and I have perhaps developed a more refined and sophisticated palate. I believe your post today has inspired me to order my staff to cook up a few slices and present another offering. I will report back soon. Meanwhile, congratulations on receiving your Caturday tribute.

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    • Spitster! I’m so glad to hear that you are in the process of reviewing your eating habits and priorities and are considering re-visiting the most delicious porcine product I know of – BAY-KON. I do “go on” a bit when it comes to said foodable but let me assure you, it is definitely something to crow (or any other burd) about. It tickles the tongue, sends wonderful vibrations throughout the entire body and winds up sending your brain a message to “PURSUE THIS SUBSTANCE AGAIN AT ALL COSTS”…….which I certainly attempt to obey every Saturday. Welcome aboard the BAY-KON train My King……

      Your Humble Friend, Sammy, King of Baconia

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  2. Well, for some reason, Mom and I are just getting notice of your blog post. I think WordPress is falling down on the job, don’t you?
    By now, I’m sure you’ve had a full day of bacon!
    Love, Sundae

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    • Well let’s just say I got my SHARE of the stuff…….Mom knows that while I talk about bacon like it’s falling out of the sky, in the end, I only get a tiny bit and that’s enough for me!

      Love, Sammy

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  3. King Sammy, you have the most wonderful throne we have ever seen – it looks like sheer delight and comfort!!! We think you should be served your bacon right there as only a king deserves the best!!!

    Woos – Ciara and Lightning

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  4. Sammy, your kingdom has the most adorable residents! We are so happy you got your bacon yesterday. We are pretty certain you’d nap the weekend away without it. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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