Yep – I’ve appointed myself the:
I know a whole lot of you out there LOVE bacon like I do, but I’m thinking we baconators need a leader and I’ve been going on and on about bacon for 16-1/2 years now so I’m thinking it’s time I become King. Whatcha think? Even though I’ve already elected myself to the post (sounds like a typical politician doesn’t it?!), I still need your vote……
Gosh I hope I haven’t stepped my paw in “it” (and you know what “it” is!)………..I am hoping that by now you think of me as your Bacon King……..who gives you funny bacon stuff on Saturdays like me huh?
I rest my case……Now vote!
(Now excuse me while I go have my bacon purrrrlease)