Every once in a while a guy needs to take care of business right? You know – keep himself in shape, tone it up and clean it up………………..toning it up isn’t tough, you just need a good exercise regime.
But it’s also important to keep yourself properly bathed and manicured and – well – you know – CLEAN in all areas if you get my drift…………………….
Today Mom was working on the computer and heard me doing a major “lickety-lickety-lick-lick-lickety” sound and when she turned around, she could plainly see that I was “down for routine maintenance” – kinda like an elevator sign in a high rise. HAHAHA
As you can see, I perform this task in front of my new best friend……………Mom’s space heater in her office. I don’t care what the temperature is, it can’t be too warm for me these days and oh boy does it feel great on my achy breaky joints! I’ve got my feet tucked under my fleece blankie which of course will be my reward (a nap that is) when I’ve finished with my maintenance duties.
Mom thought that was such a swell shot of me she used the zoom and got a closer shot of me working on my chesticles:
Then, after all was right with my furs in those areas, I moved on to something more – well – important……………….you don’t want anything to ruin the effect of all the handsomeness if you should neglect to clean up all those little HIDDEN spots now would you???
Mom! Did you have to zoom in on that one and blow it up so BIG????? Can’t a guy get any privacy around here? I guess I know the answer to that one!
I suppose this isn’t as bad as it COULD have been………..but still………….Honestly!