WAKE UP YOUR ROYAL BACON HIGHNESS – BREAKFAST IS SERVED!
“I’m comin’ Mom!!!!!!”
Oh YEAH! My favorite kind of tingle!
While you’re fixing my plate Mom, I have to tell you last night I dreamed I lived in Baconville, USA. That’s right – the whole world was baconized and I had more bacon to eat than I could ever imagine. THEN I WOKE UP. Darn!
Load me up Mom – I’m ready!
CAREFUL NOW……we do have rules around here about bacon ya know!
AHHHH……that looks like the right amount for ME Mom and Dad – aren’t you havin’ any???????
Love, The Baconator