Monsta Attack!

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CLEANINGBANNER

Yep it SURE is…………….

Time to find a quiet spot and wait for an hour or two for things to calm down………

Or maybe go visit my psychiatrist and let him comfort me about my “monsta angst” ?

CLEANINGDOC

Guess what – I have two NEW posters for you that I found to tickle your funny bone about cleaning…..ready?

CLEANINGCATSHOES

MOM- DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!  NO WAY!!!!!

And this little winner which I think might look familiar to ALL of us…….

CLEANINGUNDERCOUCH

Yeah – well – it is one of our FAVORITE hiding spots right kitties?  Actually it may just be where things wind up when we’re batting stuff around the living room and it accidentally goes under the couch or a chair or a dresser or a table or something!

I figure I can get through anything noisy today because tomorrow morning will be bacon and I can put up with this disruption to my napping schedule TODAY in order to eat bacon TOMORROW!

RIGHT?

RIGHT!

Alright Mom...let's get it over with.....

Alright Mom…let’s get it over with…..

And now, for the piece de resistance (which means of course WAIT TIL YA SEE THIS!)………..today at the Tabby Cat Club it’s “post an embarrassing picture of your human” day – wanna see the photo I stole borrowed from Mom’s dresser drawer????????    It’s HER in 1968.     Make sure and visit the TCC for more pix to give you a giggle.

Mom - is that REALLY you????

Mom – is that REALLY you????

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We are Angel Sammy and Teddy......! When I went to the Rainbow Bridge in December 2016, my Mom and Dad adopted Teddy from the same shelter where they got me 17 years ago.......he's a cutie......I'm teaching him ALL I know. It's great that I can continue blogging from the Bridge - we have great wi-fi up here! Teddy and I will tell you all about our adventures together AND we have some fun blog features every week too. It's nice to meet you..........have fun with TWOSPOILEDCATS!

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    • Say – what a great idea – a dust bunny BBQ – heaven knows that would be an ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET if we did it! HAHAHAHA My Mom was a fake blonde back then but your Mom is a REAL one!

      Love, Sammy

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        • Oh Easy when my Mom was coloring her hair I thought NOTHING could possibly be that hideous smelling but indeed hair coloring used to be really ICKY……I think they are more “user-friendly” (and NOSE FRIENDLY) these days but my Mom quit coloring her hair a few years ago – finally. Your Mom would be pretty no matter WHAT color hair she has!!! (although purple might not be too good)

          Love, Sammy

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  1. Oh, Sammy, we LOVE that pic of your Mom. And we really don’t think she’s changed much at all!
    And, yep, that’s what it looks like under our sofa, too.
    Love, Sundae

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    • Hi Sundae! My Mom really has changed a lot….but somewhere in that face I see the current Mom too. Take the big glasses away, the blonde hair, and add about 80 lbs. and VOILA – there she is! HAHAHAHAHA

      Love, Sammy

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  2. Sammy your mom was very pretty when she was young but she is a true beauty now outside and inside. Give her a big hug from us. I want to try those shoe things on my little sisfur. She races around the house all the time. It would be clean in no time with those.
    Don’t get the monster get you today,
    Scout Charles

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    • Hi Charles! My Mom said THANK YOU for the compliment – very sweet – you made her day! I passed on the hug (which I love to do!) and she sends one back!!!! Those shoe things are super cool but I’m hoping Mom isn’t serious about them……I’m too slow these days anyway but put dusters on my toesies and I’d just lie there all day long and not move! HAHAHAHAHA

      Hugs, Sammy

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    • Aw thanks….Mom says she can’t believe she was EVER that young. HAHAHA I’m thinking about tomorrow’s bacon-o-rama and it helped get me through the housecleaning this morning. Thankfully it’s nice and QUIET here now!

      Love, Sammy

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  3. What an absolutely cutie your mom is my friend. WOW! Love that picture. And happy cleaning day leading to your bacon day. Speaking of which, Bacon should be back home tomorrow 🙂 ❤ Houdini

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  4. I hope the cleaning is done and life is back to normal for you, Sammy!
    Lots of small things find their way under or sofa. When the bipeds run out of pens they pull the sofa out. Mulberry takes any pens he finds and he stores them under the sofa.

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    • HAHAHA……almost everyone I know who has a cat says the same thing – when they move furniture they find TONS of toys and other things that have “gone missing” !!! Most of us have a bit of kleptomaniac in us! HAHA

      Love, Sam

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    • She did – she and Dad did the whole thing and now the rest of the day will be QUIET! Thanks for the compliments on my Mom……she said “everyone looks beautiful when they’re 21” – HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…….anyway, she feels like that was a lifetime ago.

      Hugs, Sammy

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  5. SAMMY WE ALWAYS LOVE YOUR FRIDAY MONSTER POST.
    OMCs that photo of your mom is GORGEOUS does not at all qualify as embarrassing. we love it
    hugs madi your bfff

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  6. dood…we iz crackin up at fotoz three…that kitteh just had like Christmas in whatever month they mewed de sofa !!!

    hope ya get sum extree bacon two day & we think yur momz school foto rocks …her haz knot aged a bit 🙂 ♥♥♥

    heerz two a central mudminnow kinda week oh end ~ ♥♥♥

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    • Oh we do have consistency – my Dad is like a military commander – we’re on a schedule and that’s that! Well not QUITE that bad but my Dad likes things to be “as planned” and Friday is CLEANING DAY PERIOD. I’m glad you like Mom’s old photo. She can’t believe she was EVER that young!

      Hugs, Sammy

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  7. Great pic of the Mom but ours would cut off all our treats if we did that to her:) Hey, Sammy, you might like those boots – just think of all the fun you could have in the snow:)

    Woos – Ciara and Lightning

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  8. Wow, Sammy you have a very purrdy mom. I hope the vacuum monster doesn’t bother you too much. I like to find a good hiding place when the monster comes out, then when my mom finds me I find another hiding place.

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    • Well now remember that photo was taken in 1968………she was only 21………everybody is pretty at 21. HAHAHAHAHAHA I stayed out of the way today when the cleaning started – DOWN IN THE BASEMENT where it’s cool and quiet!

      Hugs, Sammy

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  9. What a fun picture of your mom! She looks beautiful! And it seems that the Feline Swiffer has some stiff competition 😉 I hope you survive cleaning day – I feel your pain, Sammy!!

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  10. Geez! It’s a wonder we’re still alive after these monster attacks, Sammy. Somehow we manage to stagger out of the way of these nasty and noisy fellows each week. I love the picture of your mom in 1968. She looks like such an innocent young lady.

    (((Shoko)))

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    • Hi Shoko! Mom was pretty darn innocent – she’d been married for a year when that photo was taken – but she looked pretty much like that when she graduated high school only maybe not QUITE as blonde! In Florida where she was living in 1968 EVERYONE had blonde hair. HAHAHAHA I hope you avoided any monster attacks you may have had this week – I’m a “SURVIVOR”!

      Love, Sam

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    • Mom says thanks for the compliment….I think it embarrasses her that she has come such a long way in the aging process since 1968 but then again OF COURSE SHE HAS since that was a long time ago! Time flies but the important thing is she’s happy – right?

      Love, Sammy

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        • My Mom says she watched her own Mom really fight the aging thing and vowed then not to be so worried about getting older when HER time came! However she looks in the mirror and sees wrinkles and sags and gray hair and gets just a little sad about “the old days” !!

          Love, Sammy

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    • Same here on those boots Flynn….imagine the indignity of trying to walk across the floor in those things? I think our Moms are both sensible enough to know that definitely is a “NO GO” for both of us!

      Love, Sammy

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  11. Mee-you yur Mumma was a purrty gurl…an such purrty hair!!! Nuffin embarrassin ’bout that foto! An xcept fur her hair shee not change a bit! Still ‘purrty as a pickture!”
    An mee hopes you got thru thee vacuumin all rite Unccle Sammy. It has been so *hot* here LadyMum not bother to vacuum….so there iss 1 advantage to it beein *to hot**…
    MMMM tomorrow iss ‘bacon Katurday’ mmmmm mmmmm mmmmmm…
    **nose bumpss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxxx

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    • Hi Siddhartha! I can still see “Mom” in that old photo but just barely…..HAHAHA…..kinda fun to see old photos isn’t it? I survived housecleaning just fine and this morning had my bacon so my world is PURRRFECT right now! I hope yours is too little one!

      Love, Uncle Sammy

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      • Mew mew mew Unccle Sammy yur Mumma iss so purrty an has a luvley smile!
        Mee has been a pawfull again so LadyMum iss NOT smilin again….
        Mee tried to run away again….
        LadyMum said shee iss takin a brake frum blogging an mee finks shee iss seereuss.
        Mee reelly uppyset her again…she did say even takin a brake wee will keep inn touch…mee begged her not to stop blogging entirelee….
        So wee are werkin on a bloggie fur tomorrow.
        No bacon fur mee today…mee REELLY ISS inn thee doggie-house!
        **nose bumpsss** naughtee neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxxx

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        • I read about your antics little one and I must say, you really are a POWERHOUSE of energy……maybe there is something that will help calm you down just a bit but still allow you to be the energetic little guy that you are. You worry your Ladymum so much when you run out the door – it’s not a good thing to make her worry. I once disappeared in the back yard when Mom and I were outside together and she cried and cried because she couldn’t catch me – I was too fast for her – so she just waited in the yard for me to get tired of being on my own – which I did – an hour later I came back and was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO happy to see her and I never did that ever again.

          Love, Uncle Sam

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          • Mew mew mew Unccle Sammy mee SURE ISS a powerhouse of energee an me gets so High-purr! LadyMum got lotss off good ideas frum bloggie people an mee iss on Bach’ss Remedy now. Mee has calmed down sorta…
            Well it has taken thee edge off mee hollerin at LadyMum an helpin mee to foe-cuss more on LadyMum when shee speekss to mee.
            Wow you ran off Unccle?? Mee can just see Lady Pam sittin waitin fur you cryin up a storm! See you leerned frum one time to bee good.
            Even with thee Bach’ss inn mee, mee ran out thee apartment an tried to get uppystairss to 2nd floor! LadyMum was furry angree when shee cott mee.
            Shee went out to take fotoss of thee horsess an make our doe-nayshun an when shee came back shee wood not speek to mee 😦
            Mee NEW mee was berry berry notty! Mee has not tried THAT again…
            Today mee got “Bach’ed” thiss morning an LadyMum says mee mite get more tonite if thee storm comes…
            Fankss fur beein mee Unccle an guiding mee….mee will give you white furs at thiss rate! 😉
            ***nose bumpsss*** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxx

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          • Oh dear boy I can remember being your age and we really do have so much energy to burn! My Mom often said if I’d had a “kitty friend” to grow up with I might have been more calm but then again I was the only little kitten at the shelter when she adopted me! Imagine having someone to chase and wrestle with though……Being an only kitty isn’t all that great sometimes! HAHAHA Anyway, I hope the Bach’s helps keep you cool, calm, and INSIDE the house so you don’t scare your Ladymum. They love us so – and we don’t want to worry them!

            Love, Uncle Sammy

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  12. OMC…Mom Pam was so pretty. She and our mom looked very much alike in 1968 (from photos we have seen). We got a good laugh at the photo with all the toys that were under the couch. Our favorite “storage” spot is under the fridge. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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    • Oh yes – the refrigerator is a good one too. When Mom and Dad got a new refrigerator a year or two ago there were about 10 wads of paper and foil (which was my favorite toy as a baby) under there! HAHAHAHAHA Glad you liked my Mom’s old photo – I think the 60s and 70s the style was longish hair and if glasses were needed – BIG frames. Mom sees those now and giggles although she’s still wearing glasses they don’t look like that any more!!!!!

      Hugs, Sammy

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  13. Yure so wise Unccle Sammy…when mee was with mee Brofur Tyerrone mee was so well behaved! That iss why LadyMum thott ’bout takin mee back to thee farm so mee oculd bee with mee Brofur an thee furamillee. LadyMum adores mee tho an iff mee left her shee wood bee heart broked…(shee told mee)..
    So mee has to leern how to bee a good boy an play with LadyMum….she iss allwayss tryin to get mee to play!
    So far today mee not had any Bach’ss an mee onlee freeked out fur 10 minutess an then mee calmed down on mee own!!! LadyMum praised mee ALOT!!!
    So there iss progress…..
    ***nose bumpsss*** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xXxXx

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    • You’re just a youngster and you will be calming down more and more as you get older but because you know your Ladymum gets sad when you’re bad, I think you’ll stop that on your own!!!!!

      Love, Uncle Sammy

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