Happy Caturday With Bacon!
This is your news reporter Sammy Baconator coming to you from his house in Baconville……………….what am I reporting on this morning? Well of course I’m here to tell you that I am in fact HAVING bacon this morning with my parents as I ALWAYS do on a Caturday morning. You’re not surprised right? I mean a Caturday without Sammy having bacon would be just plain impossible so in this life – my friends – there’s one thing you CAN count on. Every Caturday I, Sammy Kimmell, will have bacon until the day I move on to the big Bacon Frying Pan in the sky and no doubt Bacon is on the menu over the Bridge!! Not that I’m in any hurry to get there you know…..not while I’m HERE enjoying myself on a Caturday!
Here is your usual “cute bacon poster” fix for today……………….then I will return you to your regular programming which should consist of YOU having bacon or at least something else you love for breakfast to start your day properly.
Oh yes! MOAR please!
OK – two MOAR:
Love from Sammy