It’s Monster Time!

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Happy Monster Day!    Today’s the day Mom gets the vacuum cleaner out of its’ safe enclosure and turns it loose on the house.    I think of it kinda like some of you humans might remember the “monster that lives under your bed” thing when you were little kids!

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Well, for me, that’s kinda what it’s like on cleaning day.  Sad isn’t it?  I’m almost sixteen years old and I’m STILL hating that vacuum cleaner.   Mom says maybe I need some therapy – purrrrhaps the animal psychiatrist could help with that.   There’s a Doctor Pugster in town – I may go see him.

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On the other hand, maybe I should just MAN-UP and put my big boy panties on and let it roll…………after all, I’ve never been attacked by the thing, never had my tail sucked up accidentally……and I definitely have big boy panties I could wear (hahahahaha).

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I’m going for it today…………………I’m gonna stand right there while the machine is in the SAME room with me………I’m gonna STARE it down………..it’s either HIM/HER/IT or me and it isn’t gonna be me!   I’ll report on what happened as soon as I come out of the coma induced by my uncontrollable fear of the danged thing.

Hugs,

Sam the SCAREDY CAT

 

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    • Hi Flynn!!!! If you can do it on a Friday you CAN do it on a Tuesday – I’m SURE of it! We have seen videos of kitties who love the vacuum – woofies too – we just don’t “GET IT” !!!!

      Hugs, Sammy

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  1. Concats Flynn!! I’m second LOL :o) that monster is always on a leash Sammy… and always connected with a box on the wall… you only have to watch for the distance to that count vaccula :o)

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    • Hi Austin……those machines are wicked and VERY hungry so nobody can ever convinced me that if it got close enough to me it wouldn’t gobble me up like I do with my treats! I’ll be brave……I promise!

      Hugs, sammy

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  2. I like your courage, S. Good luck with your plan to face down the vacuum. I am not afraid of it, which is a good thing, since Mom unleashes it EVERY SINGLE DAY. And sometimes twice a day. She says it’s my fault. Apparently, everything around here is my fault…..

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

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  3. Sammy! I’ll come hold your paw (soon as I get away from MY sucky monster here! I know she’ll fire ours up cause folks are coming to the house this afternoon).

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  4. I think your feelings toward the monster are completely normal for us felines, Sammy. But, I think I mentioned to you that, one time, I was under my blankie on my pawrents’ bed, and Motor Mommy vaccumed around and under the bed, and I wasn’t scared at all!!! It was a miracle…!
    Good luck!
    Love, Sundae

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  5. Sammy, I think it’s okay to be afraid of the super sucker and as we get older it is okay to say the h e double L with it and climb in our tent or under our blankie for a bit! Ask for BACON to calm your nerves! And tell your Mom that, NO, we did not celebrate appropriately for National Hamburger Day yesterday but I am sure we can make up for it! Were burgers served at your house? Enjoy your Friday, Sammy!

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  6. Be brave, Sammy! My 5-lb sister, Eggnog, challenges the vacuum every week when it attacks her corner. She doesn’t back down until it moves on. [I, however, make scarce.] And if you need a therapy referral, I’m sure Walter would be happy to give you his analyst’s name. Or maybe you’d like to talk to my neighbor, the Life Coach, Baby Girl? She gives GREAT advice!

    Have a happy weekend, Sammy!!

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    • I know there are some dogs and cats who love being vacuumed……………..I’m not one of them! BRAVO for Spooky – I imagine it kinda feels good (at least for a few seconds!).

      Hugs, Sammy

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  7. Oh cousin I feel you. All of us anipals use to run and hide in my bedroom while the monster came out. Now, it’s great that we have hardwood floors – no more monsters! Can you say jump for joybells? Mom has the swifter that she uses – and we all like to jump on it and go for a ride – snorts with piggy laughter. Have fun today and have a great weekend! XOXO – Bacon

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    • Oh I forgot that with the change in flooring NO MORE MONSTER FOR YOU! That’s fabulous! The Swiffer thing looks fun – my Mom uses the WET Swiffer to do her kitchen floors and I like the lemony smell of the stuff she uses to clean with BUTTTTT the vacuum I’m afraid is here to stay as long as we have mostly wall to wall………BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

      Love, Sammy

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      • Snorts. Also with the new wood floors, you can slide. Trust me – this is so much fun cousin. Me and Hoo-Hoo are forever sliding around corners now while chasing each other… and the cats – snorts with piggy laughing. XOXO – Bacon

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  8. Sammy, Sammy, I can’t wait to tell you – I got BACON today! This BlogPaws trip has been loads of fun, but the bacon totally made it the most awesome experience ever!

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    • SUMMMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! You finally got some bacon?! BRAVO – isn’t it absolutely the BEST thing in the universe??? WEll maybe not QUITE that good but it’s definitely one of life’s BEST treats! I hope you and your human are having a LOT of fun at BP……….wish we were there……….!

      Love, Sammy

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  9. Kaci and Kali attack it and have to be put in a different room so the job can get done. They pounce on Horrible Hoover and his sidekick, the evil Doctor Broom.

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  10. We both have the same feelings : we are scared of the sucking monster ! We hide under the bushes in the garden ; Pixie is small enough to hide behind the laser printer in Mum’s office ! Purrs

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    • I know that some animals like the vacuum cleaner – they ride around on it, or love to feel it on their furs, but I’m NOT one of those – I like PEACE AND QUIET and only like the BRUSH on my furs – not a sucky monster!!!

      Hugs, Sammy

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  11. Good luck, Sammy. We aren’t afraid of the monster at all, to the point that Mom wishes we were. We won’t move for her and she keeps threatening that our furry tails are going to get zapped:(

    Woos – Ciara and Lightning

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  12. Yous knows Sammy, its Ture Confessions time….mes does not mind the evil dyson…
    Hissy old Licorice loved it, Mommy and Daddy would vacuum him when they did the floor to gets the extra furs off and they would does mes too.
    Mes actually LIKE how it feels when it lifts all the furs…
    Does yous thinks mes needs a support group?
    Kisses
    Nellie

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    • Hi Nellie! No you don’t need a support group – but maybe I do! Seems a lot of animals like that sucky monster thing to run all over their furs – so purrrhaps I’m the “different” one???!!! We’ve seen a lot of videos of animals just loving that thing running all over them. I’ll have to give this whole thing more thought!

      Meanwhile, Hugs and Kisses, Sammy

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