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Monster Friday

Posted on March 13, 2015 by onespoiledcat

“Knock, Knock….Cleaning Service!”

Oh how my Mom would like to hear that every Friday instead of dragging the monster out of the closet and doing all three floors of housecleaning herself – well, truth be told, Dad DOES help but still, for two humans and a cat it’s a lot of cleaning!

So I’m going to start helping…………..It’s only fair…………….

Then when things are all nice and spic and span (or at least as close to it as my parents will ever get!), I can finally curl up and get in a nap (or 10) and all will be right with my world………..!!

Keeping this spot on the Guets Room bed nice and warm for Miss Michelle and Mr. Craig when they get here to visit me NEXT week!!!!!

Now – what else can I do (or not) today????

Hugs, Sammy, President

Sammy’s Cleaning Service

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Jonathan Caswell on March 13, 2015 at 3:36 AM said:

AAAAAHHHHH !!!!!! 😀

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- onespoiledcat on March 13, 2015 at 6:55 AM said:
  
  I’m such a helpful guy! 😉
  
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  - Jonathan Caswell on March 13, 2015 at 9:12 AM said:
    
    You sure are1 😀 Thanks !
    
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Summer on March 13, 2015 at 3:58 AM said:

A few years ago, when my human injured her rotator cuff, her chiropractor told her not to use it, and that included housework. So she got a housekeeping service… and found out it could be worked into the household budget permanently! So she kept it, and me and Binga supervise their twice-a-month visits. And my human supervises US supervising them! (To make sure they don’t leave a door open and we wander out.)

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- onespoiledcat on March 13, 2015 at 6:54 AM said:
  
  I’m encouraging my Mom to at least THINK about it…..I wouldn’t like a stranger in my house of course BUTTTTT I can always hide in the basement where cleaning crew wouldn’t be coming anyway……..it’s an unfinished basement so doesn’t need “the real deal”. Anyway, I think it’s good that you snoopervise them – someone should!
  
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Animalcouriers on March 13, 2015 at 4:27 AM said:

In your dreams Sammy 😀

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- onespoiledcat on March 13, 2015 at 6:53 AM said:
  
  HAHAHAHA…..yes well at least I CAN dream……….!
  
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Fozziemum on March 13, 2015 at 4:29 AM said:

Oh Sammy you are a good sport helping..i would love a cleaning service..but I think I would clean before they got here..hahahaha..and how exciting that Miss Michelle and Craig are coming to see you..oh and mum and dad 🙂 what fun indeed..and we hear your snow has gone by byes! woo hoo…Spring has sprung …loves Fozziemum xxx

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- onespoiledcat on March 13, 2015 at 6:53 AM said:
  
  We HOPE Spring has sprung……we’re almost afraid to say the word because soon as we do – WHAMMO – probably more snow! I think you SHOULD have a cleaning service – you have a house full of woofies and kitties and you are so busy with cooking and keeping up the property, not to mention sometimes not feeling super well – these are little luxuries that I think EVERYONE would like to have………
  
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  - Fozziemum on March 13, 2015 at 6:58 AM said:
    
    I agree Sammy it sure would be nice..i must admit that Fozziedad is super ..we help each other with the yard work and he helps with the housework…laundry dishes cooking when i am sick..and of course the furries…i do hope the white stuff has left you for good…and i hope for some Autumn weather soon too..and it will not be long before we are both looking forward to you having summer and us having winter 🙂 loves Fozziemum xx
    
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    - onespoiledcat on March 13, 2015 at 7:03 AM said:
      
      My Mom is happy that my Dad helps out a LOT around here with housework – he even does ironing! Amazing huh? We are pretty sure snow is gone and I do hope that you get some cooler and SNAKE-FREE weather soon!!!! I’m sending hugs………Mom is sending some too!
      
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      - Fozziemum on March 13, 2015 at 7:08 AM said:
        
        Aww Sammy thanks 🙂 and thank Mum! you know i never iron! hahha Fozziedad does his own shirts and stuff because he says it’s the one thing i am terrible at …the days are a but cooler but still low 30’s and snakes are still around and yes fires…in fact i got a message on my alert before for a bushfire at a place i visited today! Crikey….loves Fozziemum xxx
        
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      - onespoiledcat on March 14, 2015 at 6:59 AM said:
        
        Oh no……….I thought maybe the fires and snakes took a breather when it got cooler! Be careful…….REAL careful!
        
        Love, Sam
        
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Flynn on March 13, 2015 at 4:48 AM said:

You are such a good helper Sammy. We are all on one level so that means my mum doesn’t have to drag the sucky monster upstairs, but it does mean that when dad saws up wood he gets sawdust everywhere from his socks. It also means less places for me to hide from the monster. It will be fun to meet Michelle and Craig.

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- onespoiledcat on March 13, 2015 at 6:50 AM said:
  
  I do try to be helpful Flynn…..so your Dad deposits sawdust everywhere just to keep your Mom on her toes? Hmm…nice tactic – I may suggest that to my Dad (haha). We’re looking forward to meeting Miss Michelle and Mr. Craig!!
  
  Sending you POTP, Sammy
  
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mariodacat on March 13, 2015 at 4:55 AM said:

Have mom at least check out the cost in your area. My humans. Are very very very old and it was getting hard for them to do kit. They now have someone coming in every other week too. You are a good kitty Sammy for helping, but it is really hard for us kitties to push that sucky machine.

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- onespoiledcat on March 13, 2015 at 6:49 AM said:
  
  My Mom says she’s been thinking about at least checking out what a “good cleaning” once a month would cost……….she can dust and push the sucky machine around every week but the “REAL” clean might be nice to let someone ELSE mess around with!!
  
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The Florida Furkids on March 13, 2015 at 6:33 AM said:

We hate it when the sucky monster shows up. Fortunately, Mom is a slacker 🙂

The Florida Furkids

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- onespoiledcat on March 13, 2015 at 6:48 AM said:
  
  Yeah, the darn thing keeps coming out of the closet every week like clockwork…..what’s with that? I wish the treat dispenser was that “regular” !!
  
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Austin Towers on March 13, 2015 at 7:13 AM said:

Well, you certainly look the part, sammy MOL I guess the place has to be especially spic and span for the exciting visitors next week. I hope you stay around to meet them buddy!

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- onespoiledcat on March 14, 2015 at 6:59 AM said:
  
  Austin I’m going to try REALLY HARD to be brave when we have company………I know they want to meet me in person so I told Mom I’d “suck it up” and put on my big boy panties and show up for the event!!
  
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Dianna on March 13, 2015 at 7:29 AM said:

My “dad” keeps telling Motor Mommy that she should get someone to come in, but she just hasn’t wanted to. But it would be nice….
That’s great of you to help out, Sammy!
Love, Sundae

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- onespoiledcat on March 14, 2015 at 6:58 AM said:
  
  My Mom wouldn’t mind having someone come in a do a BIG CLEAN once in a while….that’s always a possibility…….!!
  
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Cat Scout Charles on March 13, 2015 at 8:14 AM said:

Sammy, Kudos. You certainly are a man cat with many talents and titles. Keep up the great work.

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- onespoiledcat on March 14, 2015 at 6:57 AM said:
  
  Hi Charles!!!! Well, I feel like since my Mom and Dad take such good care of ME, I should at least help with the clean-up around here – know what I mean? Never be too proud to help……!
  
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Pix Under the Oaks on March 13, 2015 at 8:17 AM said:

Sammy you look prepared to be very helpful in the photo.. I think you should just nap under your tent. I told CH last year I was tired of all the cleaning and doing the hardwoods in our house, we have three levels and a vakoom for each level but it was lots to clean. One day CH came home from getting a hair cut and gave me a tiny business card from a nice lady that said she would clean our house and the rest is history. She comes once, sometimes twice a month and it makes me HAPPY! She said she wants nothing to do with CH’s workshop.. 😀

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- onespoiledcat on March 14, 2015 at 6:57 AM said:
  
  Mom is thinking about this too…………….even with my help (cough cough) she says it’s a lot to handle. Dad is nice enough to vacuum upstairs while Mom does downstairs but the house needs a BIG CLEAN sometimes and that’s a lot of work…..Mr. CH is a sweetie for bringing home the business card!!!! He gets an A+ for that. My Mom says she’d never send a cleaning person into Dad’s garage OR his shop in the basement either! EEEEEEEEEEK!
  
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easyweimaraner on March 13, 2015 at 8:32 AM said:

Oh you are allwed to help on monster day? me not, mom said the best help is to sit on my bed (please, only for 5 minutes, pleeeease!) and to wait till the hoover-storm is over…. :o)

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- onespoiledcat on March 14, 2015 at 6:55 AM said:
  
  You might be well off not having to do chores anyway Easy……if you’re out of the way of the hooverstorm, your tail is safe. You don’t want it hoovered do you?
  
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Brian Frum on March 13, 2015 at 9:19 AM said:

You are quite the service kitty Sammy!

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Boomdeeadda on March 13, 2015 at 9:24 AM said:

LOL, you have all the right gear to be Super Sammy. That apron cracked me up. The sun puddles in the guest room look awesome. Petals and Blossum just went back to sleep after breakfast, a wrestling match, a run-around and some loud meowing and our sun isn’t even up yet 🙂 I love pampering them and I see your mom does a good job of it too xoxoxo Boomdee

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- onespoiledcat on March 14, 2015 at 6:54 AM said:
  
  I’m not called ONE SPOILED CAT for nuthin’ !!! TEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
  
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PigLove on March 13, 2015 at 10:14 AM said:

ppssstt – can you come help me do my chores before your nap? I gotta drag all of my laundry to the laundry room. It’s the pits for sure! Can’t wait for your meet up with Michelle/Craig. That is going to be so much fun!! XOXO – Bacon

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- onespoiledcat on March 14, 2015 at 6:53 AM said:
  
  I know – it will be fun – like it was for your Mom and Dad to meet SHoko’s parents!!!!!! WOO WOO WOOO!!!!
  
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  - PigLove on March 16, 2015 at 10:01 AM said:
    
    This is true. And you get to meet Michelle and Craig. So much fun!! Your parents and my parents have to meet eventually cousin. It would be a blast!! XOXO – Bacon
    
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    - onespoiledcat on March 16, 2015 at 1:27 PM said:
      
      I know!!!! I’m going to be brave and come out of hiding JUST FOR THEM………one day – who knows when – I bet our parents will meet – after all we’re FAMILY!
      
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      - PigLove on March 16, 2015 at 2:38 PM said:
        
        Exactly cousin!! We shall see what we can do for our parents soon 🙂 XOXO – Bacon
        P.S. Give Michelle and Craig hogs and snout kisses for me okay.
        
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      - onespoiledcat on March 16, 2015 at 3:19 PM said:
        
        We’ll give them a huggy for you!
        
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Kismet on March 13, 2015 at 11:38 AM said:

Kaci and Kali keep the vacuum cleaner honest.

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- onespoiledcat on March 14, 2015 at 6:52 AM said:
  
  I bet………..!
  
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The Canadian Cats on March 13, 2015 at 1:13 PM said:

Good job Sammy…you are a true blue collar worker. No, it doesn’t mean your collar is blue.! It means…ahm..you work like a blue collar? Somthin’ like that anyways. Michelle and Craig are coming to your place so soon…I guess the month is getting away from me….I’ve lost track of the days since I wasn’t doing my usual stuff.

Huggles,
Shoko

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- onespoiledcat on March 14, 2015 at 6:52 AM said:
  
  Hi Shoko! I know what you mean – when our routine is off EVERYTHING is confusing…….in my case I have old age working against me too but you’re a youngster who was recently DESERTED for a long time so that can be your excuse!
  
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catfromhell on March 13, 2015 at 1:25 PM said:

Mommy and Daddy did that the day before yesterday, or was that the Day before the day before…(mes was napping in the sun). Anyway, mes loves it when everything is de-furred, its fun to furs everything up again!!!
Kisses
Nellie

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- catfromhell on March 13, 2015 at 1:26 PM said:
  
  Oh! Mes forgot! Does wes calls yous Mr. President Sammy now? Mes LOVES the title, it suits yous (as does the cleaning clothes)
  
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  - onespoiledcat on March 14, 2015 at 6:50 AM said:
    
    HAHAHAHA…..I might be a little oldish to be PREZ (although Ronald Reagan wasn’t exactly a youngster was he?!) but I’m glad you like me in my cleaning clothes!! WINK
    
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- onespoiledcat on March 14, 2015 at 6:51 AM said:
  
  I agree………….Mom says she thinks I follow her around secretly and the minute she’s vacuumed an area or cleaned fur off a chair I’m right there to “FIX IT” again! HAHAHA
  
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cecilia07 on March 13, 2015 at 1:50 PM said:

Sammy you look fine in that apron! At least w company ia there you might be spared the vacuum
Hugs
Madi your bfff

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- onespoiledcat on March 14, 2015 at 6:49 AM said:
  
  Gosh – I hadn’t thought of that……maybe NEXT Friday the cleaning will happen on Saturday (huh?)…….I’m afraid no matter what the monster will be coming out of the closet at some point!
  
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katsrus on March 13, 2015 at 5:23 PM said:

So exciting to have visitors coming. Have you ever meet them before or is this your first time meeting? Enjoy your weekend.
Sue B

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- onespoiledcat on March 14, 2015 at 6:48 AM said:
  
  First time meeting but Mom says she feels like she’s known Michelle FOREVER!!!!
  
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The Island Cats on March 13, 2015 at 6:08 PM said:

You could use your tail to dust the floors, Sammy!

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- onespoiledcat on March 14, 2015 at 6:48 AM said:
  
  Say – that’s a good idea! I bet it would work well on the venetian blinds too!
  
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Nylabluesmum on March 13, 2015 at 7:04 PM said:

Mee-you Unccle Sammy efurryfin you tern yur Paw to werkss out so well…yur pawtastick!!! Trulee!!!
LadyMum wantss to know if shee can hire you as wee have apartmint inspeckshun sumtime next week 😉
***nose bumpss*** Siddhartha Henry an LadyMum xXxXx

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- onespoiledcat on March 14, 2015 at 6:47 AM said:
  
  Gosh…..since I hate traveling I guess I couldn’t come to clean but I would if I could little guy!
  
  Love, Uncle Sammy
  
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Clowie on March 14, 2015 at 6:25 AM said:

I think you’re doing the best you can by keeping that bed warm and cosy for your guests!

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- onespoiledcat on March 14, 2015 at 6:44 AM said:
  
  I hope Michelle and Craig like sleeping on a bacon cheeseburger like I do! 😉
  
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DezizWorld on March 14, 2015 at 5:02 PM said:

Well dat is so sweet of you Sammy. Mommy wuld luv to hear there’s a cleanin’ cwu here to clean up ow pawtment and it’s not even nearly half da size of yous house. Ow whole pawtment kuld purrawlly fit in yous livin’ woom. MOL Hav a pawsum weekend.

Luv ya’

Dezi and Lexi

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- onespoiledcat on March 15, 2015 at 7:36 AM said:
  
  My Mom said she’d be happy if they could afford to have a cleaning crew come once a year and give the whole house a REAL clean including the windows! That would be heavenly (she says)…….I think I’d have to move out of the house until all that noise was over with but at least everything would really be CLEAN!
  
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  - DezizWorld on March 15, 2015 at 3:38 PM said:
    
    OMC Dat wuld be wunnewful Sammy. We kuld go fur dat too. MOL And after livin’ fwu da roofers, mommy sez she finks we can purrawlly stand just bout anyfin’. MOL
    
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Nylabluesmum on March 14, 2015 at 5:59 PM said:

AAAHHH yur so sweet Unccle Sammy….
LadyMum got 1/2 thee cleenin dun today. Shee will do thee rest tomorrow plus a load of laundry.
Monday wee have to get up earlee fur thee reepairman (fridge died) an try to get Cuss-toadian to come Wed or Furs or Fri…
mee needss a anppie!
Luv nefkitty Siddhartha Henry ❤ ❤

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- onespoiledcat on March 15, 2015 at 7:33 AM said:
  
  I think you do need as much rest as you can get with all that activity around you! Good thing you have lots of great happy nappy spots!
  
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pilch92 on March 14, 2015 at 8:54 PM said:

How sweet of you to help clean. If all mine would help, we would be done in record time.

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- onespoiledcat on March 15, 2015 at 7:31 AM said:
  
  You sure would! That would be a MAJOR cleaning crew!!! HAHA
  
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kittiesblue on March 15, 2015 at 12:58 PM said:

The only thing better would be if you could get Anya to come over and help as well. Our Chris comes tomorrow. She always accuses Mom and Dad of cleaning before she comes. We are pretty sure that won’t happen tomorrow. We have made a pretty big mess for her so she will feel useful. MOL! XOCK. Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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- onespoiledcat on March 15, 2015 at 2:24 PM said:
  
  HAHAHA……Anya does a good job of cleaning up after we’ve destroyed any area at Scouts doesn’t she? HAHAHA…..Mom thinks this is in her not so immediate future (getting help with the house) but it still is tempting!
  
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