The following is an brief excerpt from a scientific journal article authored by Professor Samuel Bacon Kimmell, Esq.
“There is now scientific evidence that the ingestion of bacon, which we all know is nature’s perfect food, can cause a feeling of goodwill and warmth to spread from stomach to brain in humans and animals who REGULARLY partake in the pleasure of having it for meals”.
Now if that doesn’t say it all, what does? By the way, I may or may not (I’m not sayin’) be related to the good Professor – it MIGHT be a coincidence that we have similar names………..BUT, what he has to say speaks to my soul. Yes indeed……..so much so that Mom is cookin’ up some bacon for me RIGHT THIS MINUTE. She says we can always use goodwill around here.
I know I don’t have to convince those of you who ARE “baconators” like me that this stuff is heavenly – and I also know that some of you have tried it and really did not care for it (as amazing as that is to me!)…….then there are even some of you who may NOT have it even if you DID want it…….for those friends of mine may I just say this: IT’S DY-NO-MITE.
I’ve had an amazingly busy week for an old guy so today is going to be spent bathing in the afterglow of my bacon-o-rama this morning and in search of sun puddles in the house in which to keep warm…………we are sadly supposed to have more snow. I think the energy I will be receiving from my bacon ration this morning shall indeed keep my tummy warm ALL DAY LONG.
What about you? Bacon or fleece blanket????? (or both)
Your Favorite Bacon Boy, Sammy