Monster Under the Bed!

HA!  There’s a monster in the closet and the monster is going to roam all over my house today removing bunnies of the dust type and wreaking havoc wherever it goes!   That’s right – it’s cleaning day AGAIN.   Why does it seem like this happens every other day instead of once a week?  Hmmmm?

Mom says most of the dust monsters are under the bed......I'm glad I don't have a bed then!

Mom says most of the dust monsters are under the bed……I’m glad I don’t have a bed then!

Are dust bunnies evil?  I don’t think so!   Do they deserve to be wiped out by the monster?  Seems like some sort of cruel trick to me!

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Well, all the whining in the world isn’t going to stop Mom and Dad from doing the cleaning today so I guess I’ll just stay out of their way.   When in doubt – HIDE OUT.

Thankful for tents

Thankful for tents

I keep telling Mom maybe she should get a maid………you know – someone who can keep up with stuff instead of this once a week insanity?   I found this one online – I bet SHE could keep this place whipped into shape don’t you??????

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We had some more “wintry mix” yesterday but just a bit………….overall I think we’ve been so lucky – nothing has kept me from a little sixty second burst of fresh air when I’ve wanted it the last couple of weeks – I whine at the door and Mom lets me on the front porch until I can’t stand the cold any longer and in I come.  What can I say – I like oxygen once in a while!

Then I was in a BIG hurry to get back inside...too cold!!

Then I was in a BIG hurry to get back inside…too cold!!

Hope your Friday is more quiet than mine will be……………….guess I could always just put on my headphones and listen to some tunes and ignore the chaos – right?

Hugs, Sammy

 

 

 

 

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    • It is VERY slippery isn’t it…..my Mom will only go out on the snowy roads if she HAS to and thankfully she rarely “has” to!! If she’s not home then I can’t sleep on her lap and that makes me grumpy.

      Hugs, Sammy

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      • aaaaah now I now the secret of grumpy cat… his mom is always away…. :o) it’s a mess outside, the now is dirt now and it’s like walking on an ice skate rink… hey wait… that screams for a revival of mommas ole felt pads hahahahaha

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  1. Well Sammy no cleaning her ..too lazy today 🙂 but our summer has gone somewhere..we had the heater in last night and today..it was only 18c which may sound like the tropics to you guys..and in winter here I would say what a beautiful day..but in summer it’s kinda odd..just imagine ..buy a pool..have the coolest summer ever hahah just sayin..so maybe I will join you in your tent..maybe we need some Tee-pees too 🙂 loves Fozziemum xx

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    • Well the summer sure isn’t here either – wonder where it went????? It’s 39 here and was snowing very slightly real early this morning….right now the sun’s about to make an appearance!

      Hugs, Sammy

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  2. Once a week cleaning is a walk in the park, S. Mom claims she has to vacuum EVERY SINGLE DAY on account of my furs being all over the place. Luckily, I’m not afraid of the vacuum….. As long as it doesn’t come too close.

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

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  3. My human was born and raised in southern California so the whole “wintry mix” thing was new to her when she started going back east with her boyfriend. She’s convinced that “wintry mix” means the weather forcasters just don’t know what the heck is going on!

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  4. Sammy, we are scared of that noisy monster, and we always run and hide when it comes out to gobble things up, too! We thinks the noisy monster is evil, not the dust bunnies! We hopes the noisy monster won’t be gobbling things up for too long over there so you can get some rest today.

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  5. Beware of that maid, Sammy. It’s a furry beast in disguise. When she’s not stealing your favorite sleeping spots, she’ll chase you around the house like it’s a game!! I speak from experience. I’d stick with headphones and iTunes 😉

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  6. You should have seen the herd of dust bunnies that greeted us when we got home from vacation! I always feel like I should drag out the super sucker on Fridays because your Mom mentions vakooming but it isn’t going to happen today! Enjoy your Friday Sammy! At least you don’t have to listen to the neighbor Maniac Marv knocking down scrub cedars and other trees with his little bobcat that sounds like a freight train sputtering then grunting!!! Been listening to that almost every day since Fall… want him to S T O P!!!

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    • Remember that wabbits multiple VERY FAST so no wonder while you were away they multiplied several times!!!! Maniac Marv sounds like a real nuisance…..sounds like he’s not really taking down trees because they NEED to come down but because he wants an excuse to play with his bobcat. Might I suggest a nighttime foray in black clothes over there to remove some important parts from the engine??????? An adventure for you and CH! The Avengers ride again!

      Hugs, Sammy

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          • He has a 100 acre fence line to clear behind us out of 250 acres and we think he is close to being done. It is common around here to knock down scrub cedars and dead trees and we do it too but we don’t have 100 acres and we have someone do it for us and they finish in a day because they don’t have a teeny bobcat! He did it when we moved here in 2005 so I guess it is a 10 year event… 😀 I do have to say, he has made us a very pretty view of his lovely meadow. BUT I still want him to be FINISHED!!!!!!!!!! We had a peaceful wine time yesterday! Maniac Marv, making our life interesting since 2005! Ha! Good Morning Pam and Sammy!

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          • I think you should get a big sign made that says “MANIAC MARV, MAKING LIFE INTERESTING SINCE 2005!”………………I can see it all now! Glad it hasn’t interfered with wine time…..that would be CRIMINAL!!!!

            Hugs, Sammy

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  7. Oh Sammy, I have to fly on winged feets from room to room when mom starts the same thing! Those dust bunnies look harmless to ME!

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    • Hi Katie! I think we all develop our coping mechanisms for dealing with the cleaning equipment our humans have…..running to hide, or even being brave and attacking…..no matter though we have to put up with the housecleaning stuff once in a while. Humans like to torture us. HAHA

      Hugs, Sammy

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  8. We have 2 monsters coming out today- the vacuum and the rug cleaner. It would be nice if someone invent a silent vacuum cleaner 🙂 I am glad you have been able to get some fresh air.

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  9. Oh cousin! I say headphones, snacks and hide out in your fort until all of the noisy makers are gone and your mom is done. We are also not big fans of the noisy monster…. although Houdini tries to fight it. Rolls piggy eyes. Just like a 6 pound puppy to try to attack it. XOXO – Bacon

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  10. mol mol mol at the cartoon dust bunnies.
    Sammy once I went hunting under the secretary…holy moly I came out with a dust bunny attached to my tail. Mom nearly fell on the floor LOLing
    hugs madi your bfff

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    • Funny how those bunnies STICK to us like glue isn’t it? I came out from behind the couch once with one on top of my head and Mom LEFT IT THERE and was laughing too hard to get her camera out before it fell off my head! Humans are SO WEIRD!

      Hugs, Sammy

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    • Hi Guys!! My Mom’s family had an English Bulldog when she was a kid – his name was “Sir Reginald” and he weighed 90 lbs. I think if we had a maid like that I’d be packing up my bags and moving next door until she was LONG GONE! EEEEEK!!!!! Hope you all have a tuna/mackerel/Dogfish filled weekend!!

      Love, Sam

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  11. Cleaning day happens once a week?! Man, your mom puts our mom to shame. MOL! Our mom definitely needs to hire a maid!!! We like the maid you found online, Sammy. Could you send her over to our house to clean when she’s done helping your mom?

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  12. We have a monster under our beds too. It’s called Ms Hope. MOL. Oh Sammy my kitties know how you feel. I am always cleaning or vacuuming lately. They hate the vacuum monster.
    Sue B

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  13. Yep Sammy me finks we kuld all use a maid. MOL Or at da very least one of those electwonic monsters. Now dat weez hav more floor wiffout cawpet mommy sez da dust bunnies and flyin’ fur awe takin’ over. Hav a gweat day hidin’ out.

    Luv ya’

    Dezi

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    • I think it’s our job to go after those dust bunnies and bring them out into the open for our Moms….they’re kind of fun to play with and I like going under furniture where Mom’s monster can’t reach and pulling the bunnies out for a play…..of course Mom sees them and takes them away from me but I figure I’m HELPING!

      Hugs, Sammy

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      • Aaaaaw Sammy what a good helper yous awe. Weez not like to playt wiff da dust bunnies here. Once me did and me stawted eatin’ it and mommy lost it. She wuz hollerin’ and wavin’ hers awms all over da place and yelliin’ danger, danger, Dezi, Poison!!!! So me hasn’t played wiff a dust bunny since. MOL Hav fun.

        Luv ya’

        Dezi

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  14. That monster looks very scary Sammy. Mum and dad’s bed only has an inch space under it so no room for monsters to hide. It is just enough room for a mousie to escape under. Don’t ask!!!!

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    • Hi Flynn! My Mom and Dad have one of those super high beds with LOTS of bunny room underneath…..I am VERY INTRIGUED by the “just enough room for a mousie” statement though – if you tell me about that I promise I won’t tell on you!

      Hugs, Sammy

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  15. Monsters will hurt you so don’t hang around under the bed for too long. They creep up on you and when you least expect it….they pounce. If, I’m under the bed for long…I yell…this seems to keep them at bay. Mom usually comes and she always scares the sheet out of them.

    (((Shoko)))

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  16. Mee-yow Unccle sammy mee doess not even mind the Vacumm monstur!! Mee stayss a safe distance away butt mee snoopervizess LadyMum in each room…mind you there are onlee 3 roomss an thee litturbox room, mew mew mew…..
    It ISS nosiy butt LadyMum zoomss purrty quik…
    Oh an wee nevurr saw dust bunniess what look like thee foto…if wee did no cleenin wood get dun here fur sure! Mew mew mew….
    Luv Neffkitty Siddhartha Henry ❤ ❤

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    • It’s nice that it doesn’t take long to vacuum your house Siddhartha because here it goes ON AND ON AND ON and sometimes my Mom is on one floor vacuuming and Dad’s on another floor with the other vacuum and it’s NOISY!!!!! Dust bunnies aren’t welcome here either!

      Hugs, Uncle Sammy

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      • Good greef Unccle Sammy!!!! 2 Vacuumss roarin at once!!?? No wunder you run fur thee basemint; I wood bee rite there with you!!!!
        LadyMum can not get rite under thee bed so thee dust bunniess live under thee bed inn thee middle 😉
        Sumtimess mee bringss 1 out so shee can pouncey on it 😉
        Mee likess that LadyMum keepss it cleen fur mee…that way mee not sneezin an thee eye doess not run so much.
        Luv Neffkitty Siddhartha ❤ ❤ ❤

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  17. Sammy, all you have to do is head over to Scouts. You have your choice of places to hang out and nap. Monday is now monster day at our house. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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    • Mom and Dad have moved Monster Day all around and settled on Fridays for some reason………I don’t really care WHEN it is, just that I have places I can go and HIDE when it happens!

      Hugs, Sammy

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