Feb9

Silly Saturday

Posted on February 9, 2013 by onespoiledcat

Hi Everybody!

I thought maybe we could all use some cheering up – some of us are dealing with horrible snowstorms, some have the icky flu or a super bad cold or WHATEVER, some are just plain tired of Winter…..so for better or worse, I’m gonna try and cheer you up!

“I can’t get no respect!”

A lot of you probably don’t remember Rodney Dangerfield – he was a totally hilarious stand-up comedian who was known for his tagline “A don’t get no respect!”……Well my parents got a newsletter the other day that contained some of his more famous “One-Liners”.

“I don’t get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician, I would be honest.”
“A girl phoned me the other day and said, ‘C’mon over, nobody’s home – I went over – nobody was home.”
“When I was born, I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.”
“I don’t get no respect. I looked up my family tree and three dogs were using it.”
“My psychiatrist told me I was crazy, and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said ‘OK, you’re ugly too!”

OK so they might be corny but I just bet you laughed at at least one of those now didn’t you??? Hmmm?????

Speaking of snow……..we got about an inch……..THAT’S ALL……it happened overnight and I woke up to snow on the ground this morning – which is now practically gone thanks to some moments of sun during the day. I hope all of you up north of Virginia where we live stay safe, have plenty of heat, food and other supplies to wait out the storm – it sounds pretty awful even if you’re a fan of snow !

Well, if you’ll excuse me I believe Mom’s rustling those pots and pans in the kitchen and on a weekend you know what THAT means……BACON!

A little bacon sprinkled on top of my tuna! MMMMMMM

Kitty Hugs, Sammy 😀 😀 😀

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baileyboatcat on February 9, 2013 at 5:59 AM said:

Hehehe! I like the psychiatric one the most but they’re all funny! Enjoy your bacon and have a fab weekend with your humans Sammy! Bisous Bailey

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- onespoiledcat on February 9, 2013 at 7:40 AM said:
  
  Hi Bailey! Glad you got a chuckle out of Rodney’s one-liners. Bacon is cookin’ as we speak! Happy Weekend Bailey.
  
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Cody-Cat Chat (@CatChatCaren) on February 9, 2013 at 6:34 AM said:

Rodney Dangerfield was one of my Grandfather’s favorites…now that TOTALLY “dates” me lol. My fave is “When I was born, I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.”

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- onespoiledcat on February 9, 2013 at 7:43 AM said:
  
  Hi Caren……that favorite of yours is one I’ve heard SOOOOOOOOOO many times and it still makes me laugh. Rodney was corny to the maximum but hilarious at the same time. I felt “dated” when I read the one-liners but thought they were worth sharing………
  
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  Hugs, Pam
  
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Dianna on February 9, 2013 at 6:54 AM said:

Funny stuff, there, Sammy. Thanks for the smiles!
No snow for us, just lots of wind and rain yesterday. But the sun was out later in the day, and I think it’s supposed to be today, too.
Happy Caturday!
Love, Sundae

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- onespoiledcat on February 9, 2013 at 7:44 AM said:
  
  Glad you got some kitty giggles out of my bloggy today Sundae! It’s sunny here this morning but the wind is howling like crazy. It made me nervous last night and I even went up and got at the foot of my Mom and Dad’s bed for a while until I felt safe.
  
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easyweimaraner on February 9, 2013 at 7:27 AM said:

… being ugly AND crazy is hard to bear ;o) … but “nobody at home” could be the best prank call ever BOL enjoy the bacon and a fabulous caturday, dear Sammy ;o)

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- onespoiledcat on February 9, 2013 at 7:45 AM said:
  
  Hi Easy! Hope your paw is a bit better (or even a LOT better!) today. Gotta put on your dancing shoes for the ball and if that foot is swollen it’s liable to be a rocky trip to the dance floor! Glad you enjoyed Rodney’s one-liners – pretty funny stuff!
  
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sweetdaysundertheoaks on February 9, 2013 at 7:34 AM said:

Rodney Dangerfield, now he was befuddled!
Sammy you got us going on this bacon kick now on weekends. Bacon and CH’s biscuits and cream gravy today! Enjoy your Saturday Sam. I broke out the super sucker yesterday and thought of you 🙂

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- onespoiledcat on February 9, 2013 at 7:48 AM said:
  
  Hi Pix! Ahhhhhh – another bacon affecionado is born! Sounds like a fabulous Caturday breakfast to me. Enjoy……(the monster didn’t bother me yesterday – I stayed in the basement where the monster NEVER goes!).
  
  Happy Caturday…..love, Sam
  
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June on February 9, 2013 at 8:20 AM said:

Good old Rodney…He may not have gotten any respect but he sure got the laughs! Even though they’re corny, his jokes always made me chuckle.
My bacon supply is getting dangerously low!! Gotta remedy that.
So glad we didn’t get any snow. Just rain and more rain and wind. Still thoroughly tired of winter!!!
Warm hugs,
June

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- onespoiledcat on February 9, 2013 at 12:25 PM said:
  
  Mom says Rodney was the “KING OF KORN” but he did get a lot of laughs and made people smile….:D You’re almost out of bacon? Yikes! Don’t have a panic attack just get out there and get some more!!!!
  
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Goose on February 9, 2013 at 8:29 AM said:

My MOM is all a laughin’. She has always thought he was very funny. BACON I better go see if I can get me some of that.
Blessings,
Goose

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- onespoiledcat on February 9, 2013 at 12:24 PM said:
  
  Hey Goose! Glad we made your Mom giggle this fine Caturday. As for bacon – I hope you “scored” some!
  
  Kitty Hugs – see you at the ball with Mr. Gimpy (otherwise known as Easy)
  Sammy
  
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orientallily001 on February 9, 2013 at 9:42 AM said:

Snowed here overnight, too. Still snowin’, in fact. They said up to 40cm but we’ll see. Hope the peep doesn’t have to spend too much of my chin scritchin’ time shovelling the snow.
Purrs,
Nissy

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- onespoiledcat on February 9, 2013 at 12:23 PM said:
  
  Oh my I should hope the peep knows that chin scritchin’ and fur pattin’ and treat dispensin’ are EVER AS MUCH impawtent as that shovelling stuff. You all can always gang up on the peep if too much “kitty time” is spent on the great outdoors!
  
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Janet@TheCatOnMyHead on February 9, 2013 at 10:24 AM said:

Hey, our dad had bacon this morning and we didn’t get any. What’s that about? The kids here have been out of school four Fridays in a row because of snow. They sure like it, but we are getting a little tired of it. Come on spring! Have a warm and fuzzy weekend. Purrs and hugs from the kitties at http://www.thecatonmyhead.com, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette

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- onespoiledcat on February 9, 2013 at 12:21 PM said:
  
  Well, I’m thinking that you all need to stage some kind of protest on the “bacon withholding policy” there. Your Dad could EASILY have given you a bit to chew on but he was apparently being selfish (which is an entirely HUMAN trait you know!). We’re ready for Spring here too………but if I can stay in a sun puddle inside the house then I’ll settle for some more Winter……..
  
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maxwellnfaraday on February 9, 2013 at 10:40 AM said:

We’re sooooo glad the snow-pocalypse is ending and hope all is well with everyone up there. ONLY one inch? You guys got cheated! MOL!!

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- onespoiledcat on February 9, 2013 at 12:18 PM said:
  
  HAHAHA – snow-pocalypse is right for those North of here! We HAD an inch of snow but it’s ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL gone now – Mr. Sun finally paid us a visit.
  
  Happy Weekend
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rumpydog on February 9, 2013 at 10:42 AM said:

Bacon-crusted tuna!?!? You sure do eat good!!!

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- onespoiledcat on February 9, 2013 at 12:17 PM said:
  
  Nothing like a sprinkle of bacon on ANYTHING (even tuna!).
  
  Happy Saturday!
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Long Life Cats and Dogs on February 9, 2013 at 11:01 AM said:

Thanks for the laugh Sammy. Always needed, even if we are enjoying summer and sun this side.

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- onespoiledcat on February 9, 2013 at 12:17 PM said:
  
  Hi Miss Susan! What lovely pix of Litchie playing in the sand at the beach on your bloggy today……..makes me wish Summer was here but we’ve got several months to wait….. 😦
  
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catfromhell on February 9, 2013 at 12:09 PM said:

Thanks Sammy! Wes needed a good belly laugh this morning!
Kisses
Nellie

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- onespoiledcat on February 9, 2013 at 12:16 PM said:
  
  Hi Nellie! So happy that I made you smile this morning!! 😀 😀
  
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Sparkle on February 9, 2013 at 2:04 PM said:

Rodney Dangerfield is most definitely a human’s comedian – I can’t imagine a KITTY saying any of those lines. Can you, Sammy?

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- onespoiledcat on February 10, 2013 at 6:35 AM said:
  
  Oh Sparkle you read my mind…..my Mom thinks that stuff is hilarious – I think most cats have a more “DRY” sense of humor don’t you???
  
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Cindy on February 9, 2013 at 4:10 PM said:

lol quite funny!

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- onespoiledcat on February 10, 2013 at 6:34 AM said:
  
  Glad you enjoyed! Rodney was a crazy, wacky, old-fashioned comedian kind of guy. If you smiled just once then I’m happy!
  
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Hailey and Zaphod on February 9, 2013 at 4:46 PM said:

Laughing always helps make people happier. Thanks for sharing. Lee and Phod

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- onespoiledcat on February 10, 2013 at 6:39 AM said:
  
  Humans say “laughter is the best medicine” and I think it’s TRUE!!!! 😀
  
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The Island Cats on February 9, 2013 at 7:05 PM said:

Thanks for the laughs, Sammy! And count your blessings that you only got an inch of snow! And as for getting bacon on your foods…we are so deprived!!! We demand bacon too!!!

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- onespoiledcat on February 10, 2013 at 6:33 AM said:
  
  Hi Gang!! Glad you enjoyed Rodney’s “one-liners” ! Yep – we only got a tiny bit of snow compared to up north – we were lucky this time. Bacon – the world isn’t as exciting (or tasty) without it….you all need to stage a PROTEST with your humans demanding some ASAP!
  
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Savannah's Paw Tracks on February 9, 2013 at 8:39 PM said:

ahhhh…ummmm…errrrrr…Sammy…do you ever think that maybe, just maybe…you might be just a little teensy weensy bit…ummmm….well, ya know….(whispering now..spoiled????)

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- onespoiledcat on February 10, 2013 at 6:32 AM said:
  
  Oh Savvy there’s NO DOUBT in anyone’s mind (including mine) that I’m spoiled – and loving every second of it!!! 😉
  
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themisadventuresofmisaki on February 10, 2013 at 2:12 PM said:

it’s just started snowing here too – yay!
Looks like you enjoyed your bacon:-)

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- onespoiledcat on February 10, 2013 at 4:00 PM said:
  
  Hi Misaki!! Snow huh? YAY – I know you love snow. Wonder if it will be snowing at the Valentine’s Ball? I wonder if we need to rent a snow sleigh to get from the airport to the Par-Tay?????
  
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Nylabluesmum on February 18, 2013 at 9:56 PM said:

Bacon on top of tuna tuna tuna???!!! Yow, dat soundz super pawsum Sammy!!!! Me iz gonna habe to speak wif me Hu’mum n see what she can do bout diz!!!
‘Cept she iz Jewish n doesn’t eat da bacon,,,,,diz cuud be tricky 😉
Happy NOMZ.
Lub Nylablue n Mum.

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- onespoiledcat on February 19, 2013 at 6:38 AM said:
  
  Well Nylablue, I bet there’s SOME kind of extra special treat your Mum could sprinkle on your tuna if not bacon…..how about catnip??? 😀 😀
  
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  - Nylabluesmum on February 19, 2013 at 2:11 PM said:
    
    Mum givez me catnip seperate like. We fink of sumfing else 😉
    
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Nylabluesmum on February 18, 2013 at 9:57 PM said:

Sherri-Ellen here! i watched Rodney while growing up & he always made me laugh.I named my stuffed rabbit Rodney after him even!!! So he got a *bit* of respect, hahaha!!!!

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- onespoiledcat on February 19, 2013 at 6:37 AM said:
  
  We all need a bit of respect now and again! Rodney was a one of a kind that’s for sure…….. 😀
  
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  - Nylabluesmum on February 19, 2013 at 2:13 PM said:
    
    🙂 Rodney was a grea comedian…gave us so many laughs over the years…
    
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