The Mr. Chirpy Caper


Now the story can be told!  The past few days have been busy for the Feline Bureau of Investigation’s Agents 00.5 Kozmo and 00.8 Sammy.  Here’s the scoop according to Sam!

“After getting word from Kozmo, Agent 00.5, requesting my help with the Mr. Chirpy Caper, I packed my bag and high-tailed it to the local airport where the FBI private jet awaited me on the tarmac.

After I boarded, I had time to reflect on how I would tackle this request from Kozmo……my mission was to try to determine from an informant on the Japanese Island of Cats, whether or not Mr. Chirpy had been in contact with the most evil Iki-Ryo to coordinate some kind of horrible cyber attack on the world. At least I had a mighty nice environment in which to THINK….the FBI private jet was quite comfy!

Fancy Private Jet Interior Shot

Talk about traveling in style huh???

I sent a quick text message to Kozmo just to let him know I was on board and on my way. I’d already arranged to get from Tokyo to the Japanese Cat Island via a small private plane which would drop me over the island and allow me to hang-glide down to meet with the FBI informant.

Japanese Cat Island Map

Map of the Cat Island

After a long trip to Tokyo and the quick trip from there to the island, I jumped out of the plane with my hang-glider and made my way downward to land in an open field on cat island.


Sammy's new hobby - hang gliding!


 After I landed and consulted my hand-held, FBI issued GPS locator, I found the spot where I was to meet my informant at Coffee, Tea or Meow Café – a local and very popular cat café. My informant would be easy to spot…..he had a distinctive look:

Japanese Cat Face

FBI Informant (unnamed for protection!)

When I entered the café, there were quite a few other cats around but there was no mistaking the face of my informant and after an initial greeting we headed to a private meeting room in back away from the crowd.


Japanese Cat Cafe

Whatta joint.....a guy could "blend" right in with this bunch!




My informant said after careful and intense monitoring of communications between the evil Iki-Ryo in Japan and Mr. Chirpy, it had been determined that as of my visit, the dreaded bird flu internet virus attack had NOT yet been set in motion. That meant Kozmo and I still had time to STOP the internet attack. He also gave me the last known location of Iki-Ryo, which was, in fact, right there on Japanese Cat Island.

I left the café and made my way down the busy streets to Iki-Ryo’s hideout. When I arrived I found the entrance guarded by Iki-Ryo’s “goon squad” – a group of tough looking cats.

A group of Japanese Street cats

Tough guys....the protection squad!

But I had a plan……I stepped around the corner and asked a local fisherman if he’d toss a few fish out on the pavement just close enough to this group of guards so they’d leave their station long enough for me to enter and confront Iki-Ryo.   It worked! 

Imagine my surprise when I made my way under the guarded door into a dark warehouse and saw this face!

Japanese Cat Face

The Evil Iki-Ryo !



Iki-Ryo was a very black cat – so inky that I could barely see him although his eyes appeared to stare right through me. He made it clear that I had no business coming into his lair…I told him I was a computer repair cat from the main island and I was there to work on his internet connection due to some problems on the island that users had been experiencing. He just told me in surprisingly good English, “Whatever….I’m too busy to follow you around…..go ahead and do whatever you’re here to do then GET OUT!”

I couldn’t believe he’d just let me into his computer room, yet he had and I quickly used my top secret FBI provided software to get into his files and scan for any communications involving Mr. Chirpy. There had been ONE email… had been sent just the day before…..Iki-Ryo was telling Mr. Chirpy that he’d sent by special courier a flash drive to Mr. Chirpy’s home in London that would be awaiting him on his return…..that as soon as Mr. Chirpy installed the flash drive the deadly computer virus would take effect and disrupt communications worldwide!! This is what the FBI had feared……and it was imperative that Kozmo and I shut down Mr. Chirpy on his return from London and intercept the flash drive!

Flash Drive
Innocent looking flash drive carrying the evil virus!

I very quickly contacted Kozmo and determined that Mr. Chirpy was in fact making his move back to London and Kozmo felt confident that he and I could make it back before Mr. Chirpy as our fabulously expensive and powerful FBI jet was capable of making the trip to London well ahead of Mr. Chirpy’s rickety old jet.  I received this coded message from Kozmo confirming Mr. Chirpy’s destination!

Japan Note

Coded message transmitted to me from Kozmo confirming Chirpy's destination

Kozmo was touching down briefly in Tokyo to pick me up and we were headed to London lickety-split (and fast too…..).  

I was ready to hop on board as the FBI jet cruised to a landing in a secluded area of the airport in Tokyo and I quickly boarded and made myself comfortable at last as Kozmo and I caught up and enjoyed a “niptini” together (shaken…not stirred).

Meeting Kozmo on the FBI Plane

A much earned break as we speed to London to intercept Chirpy!

I know by now you’re anxious to hear how this caper continued as Kozmo and I caught up, and made our way to capture Mr. Chirpy and intercept the deadly flash drive package before it got to London SOOOOOOOO, to get the rest of the “scoop”, just visit Kozmo’s blog at CAT FROM HELL and hear how this incredible caper continues………………!


32 responses »

  1. Ooh….Sammy! How brave you were to just go right in and face that evil Iki-Ryo! I’m heading right over to Kozmo’s to see how this story ends!
    Have a good Monday -rest up from your adventure.
    Love, Sundae


    • Hi Sundae…..yep – the life of an agent isn’t easy. Don’t be surprised if one day YOU get “the call” from the FBI to help out…now that you’ve got your badge, you never know when they might need a “Mata Hari” type kitty to assist them!

      Love, Sammy


    • Hi Miss Linda! I guess when your country (or your cat community anyway) calls, you have to come to the rescue and that’s what I did with my fellow agent Kozmo. It wasn’t easy – there were times (like when I had to hang-glide down to the cat island) that I thought “WHAT AM I DOING???????” but here I am, safe and sound. Thanks for keeping up with the Mr. Chirpy caper!

      Kitty Hugs, Sam


    • Hi Nerissa…yeah, those were some tough kitties huh? Thank heavens the nice Japanese fisherman helped me distracted them with some fresh fish long enough for me to sneak inside Iki-Ryo’s warehouse. Whew!

      Hugs, Sam


  2. Hi Sammy!
    Me am much more impressed with YOUR exploits than me is with Kozmo’s! You have been braving bands of thugs, while my brother has catnip fests with seductive priestesses and drinks tuna water with dogs!
    Rock on Sammy!


    • Hmm….ya know I’d not really had time to really THINK about that but remember, we agents believe in the old adage “a guy’s gotta do what a guy’s gotta do” and if Kozmo “had” to flirt and PAR-TAY with pretty girls and slurp up tuna water with the dogs – well – it obviously was part of his plan to confuse the enemy! Thanks though for your encouragement Nellie….it’s nice to have a Queen rooting for me!

      Hugs, Sammy, 00.8


    • Hope you enjoyed the whole story – well, not QUITE the whole story because once Kozmo and I get to London we have to actually CAPTURE the evil Mr. Chirpy. Stay tuned for NEXT Monday’s “wrap-up” !!



    • Hi Laura and Taffy! Thanks for stopping by to read MY part of the FBI adventure with Kozmo. It’s not over either… Monday Kozmo and I have to wrap this tale up with the final capture in London of the evil Mr. Chirpy. Nobody said the life of an FBI kitty was boring – that’s for sure!

      Kitty Hugs
      Sammy, Agent 00.8


    • Hi Eric and Flynn….how awesome that you came to read my part of the FBI Mr. Chirpy Caper – just wait until next Monday when the saga will continue! Mr. Chirpy isn’t going to get away with his dastardly deeds that’s for sure….Kozmo and I are seeing to that!

      Sammy, Agent 00.8 (and all around regular guy cat too!)


    • HAHA….well, when your country calls, you have to answer – right? Actually, the adventure isn’t over yet – Kozmo and I will wrap things up this coming Monday on the “Mr. Chirpy Caper”…at least I think we do….you never know!!!

      Kitty Hugs


    • Working with my pal Kozmo for the Feline Bureau of Investigation means NEVER a dull moment. Hopefully Mr. Chirpy has chirped his last chirp as a free chicken though. We do what we can…..nobody said being an agent would be EASY (and it sure is fun!).



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    • Hey Milo…..I read this morning that you were a big help to Kozmo on the Mr. Chirpy Caper “wrap up”! Isn’t it exciting to work with the FBI???? Nice to meet you my friend!

      Sammy, Agent 00.8


    • Good Morning! Yep – me and my fellow FBI agent Kozmo had QUITE the adventure….but the evil Mr. Chirpy is behind bars now and Kozmo and some of his other friends in the UK finished up the caper yesterday on his blog. Whew! Not easy being me sometimes………..tee hee

      Kitty Hugs


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